Gay Porn: Michael Lucas Goes Classically Perverse

Michael Lucas is a pervert, and I'm not even talking about that weird necrophiliac thing in August, but it's not hard to see that he's having a helluva time in his Manhattan studio. After the success of Dangerous Liaisons, Lucas seemed to take on a perverse royal air -- the charmer now has "farting" listed as in the fetish pull-down menu on his store site -- or maybe it's Roman imperial. All I know is that the pictures that have been coming back lately are positively Caligulan ... and I'm totally ready to play the barbarian.

This might not be the Trevi Fountain, but it ain't that far off.

This is so cherubic that I swear I've seen it in a fresco.

Double edged dildos were de rigeur in the classical straight porn of my youth -- glad to see that someone's bringing sexy back.

In all my porn work, I can count the number of times I've seen colored condoms on one hand -- most of the time they try to make them disappear. Valentino must have had a hand in this.

It's creepy. It's sexy. I just came looking at a condom.

Of course, everyone wants a piece of the conquering hero...

Mike

Gay Porn Guide: Fuck Like A Porn Star

Is fucking a porn star like shooting fish in a barrel? If that barrel is full of white guys, black guys, blondes, brunettes, big guys, twinky guys, guys going a little grey, guys with nice faces, gays with a nice ass or guys in a Neon -- evidently, yes. Shot on the set of Raging Stallion's GRUNTS, the key to a porn star's heart lies below:

Related:
-- The Sword Guide to Fucking Like A Porn Star (TheSword.com)
-- Raging Stallion's GRUNTS (NakedSword.com)

-- Mike

Hot House Goes Stark Naked with Ross Hurston

Ross Hurston may not be the boss of me yet, but I certainly wouldn't mind him overseeing my work. The British banger was imported by Hot House and announced as their newest exclusive, along with Johnny Gunn, late last night. Hurston's first movie for Hot House, Stark Naked, filmed this week in San Francisco with Jake Dakota and Nick Piston. Hurston previous made a name for himself with the Europe's Men at Play series.

Now I don't have to ask for a raise ...

Mike

Amateur Gay Porn: Behind the Scenes

Last month, I accompanied the cast and crew of the Tim & Roma show -- fictional reporter's notebook in hand -- as they traveled to a remote Norcal location to film an episode from a shoot for amateur porn studio Next Door Male.

A week out of each month, the Next Door Male producers get together about 10-15 mostly straight-identified* guys, rent a big house and shoot a bunch of scenes. I was excited to see what -- if any -- differences there would be on an "amateur" set consisting of mostly inexperienced, non-porn-star, non-gay-identified* actors.

It was a chill afternoon. Even Men Magazine cover model Tyler Cummings had no objections to Sister Roma's roamin' fingers. There were no porn-star attitudes (or bragging about who had more MySpace friends) and it was exciting to be around so many fresh faces, including two young stunner first-timers Tristan Bull and Marcus Mojo (pictured right) who everyone all quickly became enamored with for good reason.

Here's a clip from the show, but there's an exclusive behind-the-scenes photo set after the jump:

Marcus Mojo (left) and Tristan Bull:

One more of Tristan Bull:

Tyler Cummings:

Roma always knows how to get the guest to "open up".

I neglected to get this young man's name. How rude of me.

Didn't get these gentleman's names either, but they seemed nice.

*Look, I'm not saying they're actually straight I'm just saying that's how they identify themselves. I'm as tired of the whole "Gay for Pay" argument as y'all are.

-- Jack

Related
Watch this episode of the Tim & Roma Show
Check out Next Door Male Movies on NakedSword
Also check out Next Door Male's sites: NextDoorMale, NexDoorHookups, NextDoorBuddies, and TommyDXXX

Sean Cody's Least Convincing Straight Man

Sean Cody's never been long in the tooth, but the site going Mac-compatible was about the best news I've had all year. Well, that and the amazing transformation of Jurek. Sites like Sean Cody and Randy Blue truly do get a good deal of straight guys, and generally I'm happy to believe that the guys themselves believe it. It's more fun that way. But intrepid Jurek -- made the jump from butch Russian construction worker to voracious bottom in so quickly, you'd think he'd been abducted and replaced by the old Stonie.

With Ramiro, Jurek healthy curiousity about another man's body. Then he let him put it in his ass. Ramiro is Mexican, but I suspect Jurek tried to blame it on Rio.

With Harley, romance bloomed after a foreskin comparison. It was only natural.

Berke is used to power bottoms, and I think for Jurek competition took precendence over heterosexuality.

With Jacob, he forgot that we was straight. Or it could have been a miscommunication due to the language barrier.

Talk about zero to sixty (nine). Maybe it's the sofa.

-- Mike

Amateur Gay Porn: Peter Adonis Gets Ripped

In the seventies, muscle worship was simple. You licked, you squeezed, you ogled. Leave it to Randy Blue to come along thirty-years later and turn my jack off session into a virtual self-help video. In the past month, I've gotten steadily more obsessed with Peter Adonis (nee Ambercrombie model Peter Maneos) on the Randy Blue Ripped blog. The fitness expert and MTV True-Lifer gives us the traditional sexy work-out vids, but hotter are the banal segments where, half-naked, he expounds on the sanctity of egg-white protein. I'll say.

I used to wonder what straight men got out of busty weather girls, but now I stare just as blankly at ever-present outline of Adonis/Maneos' cock against his drawstring pants. What? I'm supposed to looking at the quinoa?

Maybe I outta download the Renaissance man's poetry, too.

-- Mike

Gay Porn Quiz Vol. 4

Q.
Which gay porn A-lister-turned amateur mogul is giving GayPornBlog co-editor Mike a hummer in the Jacuzzi tub of the Real World Suite at the Palms?

A.
Jeremy Hall. Be sure to check out Jeremy's excellent new amateur site, Club Jeremy Hall, where he just recently posted a clip of him bottoming for the first time.

(P.S. Mike and Jeremy were just pretending. But don't Mike's guns look big?)

More
Gay Porn Quiz: AEE Edition, Vol 3
Gay Porn Quiz: AEE Edition, Vol. 2
Gay Porn Quiz: AEE Edition, Vol. 1

Gay Porn Quiz: AEE Edition, Vol. 3

Q:
Which multiple-studio exclusive turned studio head with a Blade Runner-inspired name (left) is rubbing his fuzzy butt cheeks with a rising-star blond bad-ass (right)?

A:
Jake Deckard (left) and Scott Tanner (right)

Gay Porn Quiz: AEE Edition, Vol. 2
Gay Porn Quiz: AEE Edition, Vol. 1

Gay Porn Quiz: AEE Edition, Vol. 2

Q.
Which white-hot twink with a penchant for watersports is the owner of the chiseled abs and delightfully unkempt pubis seen in the photo above being pantsed by the randy, bejeweled hand of Sister Roma?

A.
Zack Randall

Gay Porn Quiz: AEE Edition, Vol. 1

Gay Porn Quiz: AEE Edition, Vol. 1

Q:
Whose fat cock is insanely hot TitanMan Damien Crosse effortlessly deep-throating at the AEE Expo this past Friday?

Click continue to find out ...

A:
Cole Ryan

The Porn Star's Guide to Getting a Porn Body

We homosexuals spend hours at the gym trying to get porn star physique, but sometimes it's too easy give up and blame inferior genetics. In this clip from The Sword, shot on the set of the NakedSword-Raging Stallion production of GRUNTS , Jake Deckard, Steve Cruz, Ricky Sinzand Rafael Alencar dispute the notion, claiming that their bodies are the result of good old fashioned hard work (oh, and "supplements"). We wish it were otherwise, but it looks like it's back to the barbells if we want any attention. In the meantime, I'll be in the steam room crying while that old man masturbates me.

"How to Get A Porn Star's Body" (TheSword.com)

-- Mike

Superhung Colby Taylor Named 2008 NakedSwordshorse

There are few things that I enjoy running into more than Colby Taylor's delicious, nutritious, ambitious penis or its handsome, easy-going owner. Aside from his occasional locker-room indiscretions, he's got little of the pretention or vanity that marks his porn star peers -- just an charming guy with a sly smile and a gigantic penis. So I was happy to see that the 11-year industry veteran and GayVN winner would be picking up the mantle left by Jake Deckard and becoming NakedSword's 2008 NakedSwordsman.

He's in Vegas now at the Adult Entertainment Expo, flirting with fans on behalf of the NakedSword team (Jake is also there, as are Diesel Washington, Damien Crosse, Dean Flynn, and Aiden and Jordan Jaric). While Colby's easy enough to see around San Francisco, I can't resist the opportunity to congratulate him in person -- I'll let you know how he stacks up next to the Stratosphere.

Colby Taylor Videography (NakedSword.com)

-- Mike

Gay Porn Before & After: Stonie

We all remember sweet adorable li'l Stonie: The Latino twink with a legendary ass who bottomed in countless less-than-stellar hits such as Stonie And Friends, Stonie Slept Here and personal fave Stonie And His Homeboy's (sic).

Elected to the NakedSword Dream Team back in September 2003, he even made a teensy blip on the mainstream cultural radar as recently as 2006 when a Polaroid of him showed up for a millisecond in Borat.

Wait ... perhaps you're wondering why I'm referring to him in the past tense? No, he didn't die. And no he didn't retire. Take a deep breath and click continue for the answer ...

Exit Stonie. Enter Brittany Coxxx. Coxxx's agent, David Forest (what, you were expecting CAA?) is confident s/he'll be a huge hit on the straight side of the biz. Sexy times!

(Stonie's penis and Tweetie Bird tattoo appear to remain intact ... for now.)

Update:
A video of Brittany Coxxx has surfaced on YouTube. Strike a pose, girl.

-- Jack

Hose-hung Firefighter Gets all Model-ly

Michael Biserta, the sexy, pec-tacular Staten Island firefighter who set hearts aflame and blossoms a-tingle when he swung his monster cock around in a "Guy Gone Wild" video has decided in earnest to become a male model. If I followed fashion I might be able to say with authority whether this is a smart move -- but, hey, I know I'd buy whatever he's selling.

To date, he's posed for a number of photographers, including a few very tasteful ass shots that suggest his back-side is every bit as drool-inducing as his front-side. I'd take him over Reichen Lehmkuhl naked any day. More images after the jump ...

Image sources:
WalterKurtz.com
KristopherKelly.com
RedNYC.com

Related
Firefighter's Massive Hose
Reichen Lehmkuhl Nude
Michael Biserta (Is Even More) Exposed!)(Fleshbot)

The Gay Porn Year In Pictures

If there was a year with more porn scandals than 2007, I wasn't paying attention. Between the murders (both real and imagined) the relapses and the suicides and the scandals (both real and imagined), gay porn caught the public eye like never before. Of course, not everything was broken and decrepit -- some was hot and perverse. Here's some of our favorite images from 2007.

12. Woody on Sean Cody

Not a scandal per se, but Sean Cody's blue-eyed discovery was the year-long object of our erection.

11. Tiger Tyson Goes To Paris

Sure, fucking with perspective is a tourist cliche, but Tiger's so damned sexy and charming that we can't help but forgive him! Also, he has a ten-inch dick.

10. Brent Corrigan and Harlow Cuadra on the Beach

Waves crash. Fluids fly. Plots are hatched. When Cobra Video owner Bryan Kocis was found murdered, former Cobra star Brent Corrigan was the easy suspect. Police eventually arrested Harlow Cuadra and dismissed Corrigan, but this picture of the two of them filming on the beach set tongues wagging again. Who needs Deborah Kerr?

9. Zeb and Mark's Texas Two-Step

Zeb Atlas and Mark Dalton made news when manager David Forest announced that the two straight muscle studs were doing a video together. Mark and Zeb Do The Texas Two-Step didn't exactly show them fucking, but their willingness to grope was unprecedented ... for them at least.

8. Folsom Street Fair Poster

The Folsom Street Fair made big news with its re-interpretation of the Last Supper featuring Sister Roma, some porn stars and a dildo in the shape of a fist. Hannity and Colmes, as well as the Catholic-based Concerned Women for America.

7. Folsom FEAR

My eyes! My eyes! They burn! But then again, so do my loins. Titan Media's Folsom FEAR proved a new high-water mark in porn torture (if not torture porn, or gorno, or whatever the hell William Safire is calling it these days). Not only is the composition stellar, but you can see Francois screaming with his eyes.

6. Michael Lucas Dead!

Only a few days after Danny Roddick was found dead of an overdose, Michael Lucas turned up dead of over-exposure. While it was only a publicity stunt, the outcry turned out-sized quickly and Lucas admitted his culpability.

5. Francois Sagat's Fashion Bloom

Francois Sagat is already a porn legend, but his collaboration with German designer Bernard Wilhelm was legendary. Here, in a shot from the 2007 calendar, he proves that his shit really does smell like roses. Or at least daisies.

4. Passio

Perennial scandal maker Dark Alley served forth this blasphemous rendition of the crucifixion, following closely on the heels of their torture critique, Gaytanamo.

3. GRUNTS

B-roll, or non-sex footage, is an afterthought for most studios. When NakedSword and Raging Stallion unleashed the phenomenal shots of real military men (turned sex stars) in training from the 40-scene mega-release GRUNTS, it was hard to argue that it didn't up the ante. Hup two, three, four! Shave my nuts and give me more!

2. Sister Roma, Danny Roddick on Bill O'Reilly

Who knows where Bill O'Reilly sourced this picture of Sister Roma and the late Danny Roddick, but we couldn't have staged a caught-in-the-act paparazzi photo if we wanted to.

1. Carlo Masi Jumps Out of the Cake at COLT 40

Never before and never again can I expect to see something that so seemlessly blends the delightful fusion of cliche and perversion that is the gay porn industry. Thank you, Carlo, for making my year.

-- Mike

Gay Porn Party: Naked 54

If you judge how fabulous a party is by how long it takes us to snap out of our hung-over stupor to post pictures from it, then Naked 54 -- this year's incarnation of NakedSword's annual holiday party -- was a real doozy (it was like 3 weeks ago).

The Studio 54-themed party -- complete with an Andy Warhol running around snapping Polaroids of guests -- was such a hot ticket that I couldn't use my pull to get an elected official on the guest list. Of course, if you were a porn star you got to go to the head of the line. Click continue for the photos ...

Amateur superstar and personal fave Tommy D (right) of TommyDXXX.com with Stefan, owner of Next Door Studios.

Hot House Exclusive Vinnie D'Angelo (left) with beau and Trouser Trout star Dominic Sol.

Buckshot Director Kristopher Weston (middle) flanked by hunky boyfriend/photographer DRO (left) and the one and only Sister Roma.

Chi Chi LaRue (invoking a "Deeper & Deeper" era Madonna), snuggles with Raging Stallion studpup Steve Cruz.

Left to right: Falcon's festively postiche'd Mike Youens, former exclusive Josh Weston, Roma again, Hot House photog Barry M.

Barry M. (middle) mingles with the hired help.

Derrick Hanson mugs with friend Ben Leong.

Current Falcon exclusive Tristan Jaxx (left) and still totally foxy former exclusive Colby Taylor (right) with hair-hopping friend.

NakedSword grand poobah and party mastermind Tim Valenti (left) mingles with a handsome party guest.

Me in my best faux-modest paparazzi-avoidance pose.

-- Jack

Photos 1-6 by courtesy Barry M.
7 & 8 courtesy TristanJaxx.com
9 & 10 courtesy Falcon Blog

Reichen Lehmkuhl Sports Major "Wood"

Being so fully immersed in gay porn, I have few guilty pleasures -- that is, things I feel guilty about taking pleasure in. One is Reichen Lehmkuhl. Little more than a pretty face with a good body idiotically milking his 15 minutes of Reality TV-fame (a titanium jewelry line based on his "love of flight"? Hot!), and yet gays (like myself, shamefully) will continue to find him maximally desirous.

Until he (inevitably) makes the hardcore plunge, we'll have semi-nude screengrabs from his groundbreaking work on Dante's Cove. Click continue for Reichen Lehmkuhl nude gallery ...

Screen grabs from Superherofan.net, link via Fleshbot.
See also OMG, he's naked: Reichen Lehmkuhl (omgblog)

-- Jack