Happy Gay Porn Awards Season!

You're gay and you run an adult website, so why on god's green earth would you not concoct an "Awards Ceremony" as a thinly veiled attempt to draw traffic to your site to recognize the excellence and hard work of your peers?

Yep, Gay Porn Award Season is upon us and new ones are popping up quicker than anal warts. This year, there's the old standbys like the 8th Annual Cybersocket Awards (Feb. 6 in Hollywood, CA.), the GAYVN Awards (February 16th in San Francisco) and the Grabby Awards (May 24th in Chicago). But lest we forget newcomers like the 2nd annual Gay Bloggies (voting ends soon!), Rentboy Escort Awards (speaking of anal warts!), the 2nd annual WeHo XXX Awards, Gay.com's Mr. Popularity of 2007 (featuring NakedSword's own Johnathan!) and even the 2007 Best of the Bears Awards (finally an award for "Best Bear Artist", "Best Bear Accommodations" and "Best Bear Run"!)

That being said, I ain't too proud to pander! You've only got 4 days left to vote for GayPornBlog for Best Adult Blog, Tim and Sister Roma for best
best personality and NakedSword for best VOD for the Cybersocket Awards! Vote Now! (Also, if you're a GAYVN judge, please nominate me for best non-sexual performance for Falcon's Dare. Luv ya, mean it!)

Because ... we gays might not be allowed to compete in the Special Olympics but that doesn't mean we all can't go home with an award!

-- Jack

Amateur Gay Porn: Sean Cody's Carleton

There's nothing that stokes a hunger for amateur porn like holiday air travel. Military uniforms and state college t-shirts dressing up corn-fed muscle, furtive glances over the massagers at Brookstone, and well-fermented conversation in the Fox News bar. It's no wonder Larry Craig broke his wedding vows in an airport.

Carlton, one of Sean Cody's newest, has sure been lapping it up over the holidays. Straight boy sites like Sean Cody can be an endless sausage party, so when they get a gay guy in it's an endless game of "Spin The Bottom." Blond and downy Carlton reminds me a bit of Pete Ross, who could be counted on to play the same role for the studios, but without the ginger spice.

First, they put Carlton with Harley, who pretty much wrestled him for top just to prove his masculinity (then blew a load on his face) ...

Later, they subjected him to Berke, who he pretty much sucked dry ...

Nice work if you can get it.

-- Mike

Gay Porn Sneak Peek: "Breakers", Titan

News that legendary director Bruce Cam was retiring from directing porn, set my expectations for Breakers -- his last movie -- almost unrealistically high.

As the founder of Titan over 12 years ago, his tremendous impact on gay porn over the last decade can't be denied. Through his movies and by overseeing all their productions, he refined the genre with sumptuous outdoors epics like Gorge and Heat, while simultaneously expanding it with fetish movies that really pushed the envelope of extreme like Fallen Angel series.

He took the reigning aesthetic of the time -- that of the overly-groomed, plucked and dyed porn star -- and turned it on its ear, opening the door for more natural, "real" men, and along the way making stars out of Cliff Rhodes Spencer Quest, Dean Flynn, Ben Jakks and of course Dred Scott (just to name a few).

I had the honor of watching him direct Horse: Fallen Angel 5 for a piece I was writing for GayVN Magazine. Watching him was akin to a maestro conducting an orchestra. A few years ago, rather than sacrifice his exacting standards, he chose to decrease his output to one movie per year; the annual Bruce Cam release is an event porn aficionados look forward to year round.

So can his swan song Breakers be that good? In a word: Yes. All 13 of the men approach perfection, including horse-dicked new exclusive Dillon Buck and dead-sexy newcomers Jackson Wild (legendary TitanMan Eduardo even makes an appearance). I can't find a single flaw in this seven-scene, 5.5 hour epic achievement. A film like "Breakers" don't come around very often and make you realize how overused words like "remarkable" and "stunning" are. While I'm sad this is his last (he's moving on to make documentary films), his influence and legacy will live on a long, long time.

Click continue for the hardcore trailer and image gallery ...

Can you see why I'm wild for Jackson WIld?

Newest TitanMan Dillon Buck

Classic TitanMan Eduardo makes his return in "Breakers"-- and has never looked better

Related
Buy or Watch Breakers on TitanMen.com
Watch Titan on NakedSword Loaded
Watch Titan on NakedSword VOD

Perez Hilton's Gay Porn Witch Hunt

Perez, Perez, Perez ... it's clear you're not going anywhere despite becoming one of the bloated celebrities you have built a career on lambasting. But in your reckless quest to dig up the "salacious", you seem to have morphed into a Matt Drudge-style right-wing homophobe.

Case in point: Your squeamish declaration yesterday (in an entry titled His Secret Gay Porn Past!) that American Gladiators star Alex “Militia” Castro's "shady past is coming back to haunt him" .. when all he did was pose nude for COLT. C'mon, Perez -- don't make me dig up your nude photos again. Not on Christmas ...

What gives? I guess you're just throwing out some red meat to your readers ... the same people who leave insightful comments like this comment, culled the entry above:

ANOTHER DIRTY MEXICAN FAGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO SHUT DOWN THE BORDER PERMANENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIRTY FICKIN FAGGSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool, dude. Meanwhile -- score another PR coup for COLT ... Perez's non-story generated so much interest that it fried their web servers!

Related
Naked pics of Alex Castro at coltstudio.com
O'Reilly's War on "Gay Porn Day" Grows
Blogger Battle Of The Bulge: Perez Hilton Caught With His Pants Down
Another COLT Man Takes Mainstream Turn on TV (The Sword)
Alex "Militia" Castro: COLT's New American Gladiator (Fleshbot)
Meet Alex Castro (Fleshbot)

Gay Porn Stars: An Eight Ball of Prevention

Porn holiday parties can be debaucherous affairs, so when porn stars start telling us to get it together, we take it to heart. On this week's episode of the Tim and Roma Show, reformed party boys Derrick Hanson and Steve Cruz talk about their party pasts and why their now working for harm-reduction site Tweaker.org.

Of course, "harm reduction" may not be everyone's cup of rehab (to quote Derrick: "It's like if you do crystal every day, and you want to just go back to doing it every other day.") but watching Roma, Steve and Derrick re-enact a drug binge is worth the price of admission alone. (It's free, natch.)

"Tim and Roma Go on a Binge" (free, NakedSword.com)

Man's Hand's Hard Candy Christmas

John Waters may have gone mainstream, but porn holds steady as a source of bad acting, inappropriate behaviors and over-the-top fetish indulgence. In this clip from Man's Hand Films, a pajama-clad man-child neglects to put out cookies and milk for Santa (who we swear could played by Waters luminary David Lochary) and suffers the inevitable consequences. Bad kid, nice ass.

Video plays after the jump...

Related:

Santa's Excellent Adventure" (Man's Hand Films, on NakedSword.com)

"The Twelve Gays of Christmas Video" (TheSword.com; softcore, but video plays immediately)

-- Mike

Amateur Site Review: GetYourFixxx

2007 may go down as the year everyone got a video camera and tried to make their own amateur site -- a testament to this being my inbox overflowing with breathless webmaster emails touting their brand new amateur sites as the! best! ever!

On a whim I clicked on newcomer GetYourFixxx.com -- and was impressed (for starters) to see an archive of over 85 clips from the get-go, many starring popular "non-amateur" stars including one of Jason Adonis (with a dildo, no less), Josh Weston, notorious Maxx Diesel (aka "Christian"), and a deliriously intense fuck of cock-starved Park Wiley by Chad Hunt.

Scanning the archives, and quite a few "what ever happened to's" pop up, too, including an almost unrecognizable hugmongous legend Chad Conners, and Jacob Slader (billing himself as "Jake").

Their trump card, however, might be the the super-hot pairing of Braxton Bond with Cody Cash, in the only on-camera sex Cody's done since being released from jail earlier this year. Old crushes die hard -- and Cody's (who tops Braxton) is no exception. Images from their scene after the jump ...

-- Jack

Gay Porn Cherry: Dakota Rivers Reaches Bottom

When Collin O'Neal told me a few weeks back that he'd convinced muscle top Dakota Rivers to bottom for him, I was more than a little excited. Dakota's a classic Falcon model of the creamy skin/tight butt/smooth finish varietal and I was eager to see him uncorked. But something seemed a little off -- and then Jack pointed out that top man Dakota had surrendered the pink to both Chris Rockaway and Alex Eden for Randy Blue this past August. Somehow I missed it in the white-on-white blur of amateur porn.

No matter, according to Collin, Dakota is now "bottoming exclusively for [him]." And, of course, his world of men, starting with Julian Vincenzo. Some guys have all the luck...

-- Mike

Gay Porn Pinga: Pitbull's Viper

I'm a sucker for a handsome face and it's rare that I'll sacrifice my principals merely for a fat cock (steam rooms and dark alleys aside), but fuck if my jaw didn't drop when I saw Viper's 11-incher in Pitbull's new Lord of Da Pinga. In real life, his hair and goatee would drive me crazy with fury. The gold jewelry? The denim shorts? The sandals? Maybe we wouldn't date, exactly. But as a downstairs neighbor, or a late night phone-a-friend? You be the judge ...

The actual 'viper' after the jump...

Sometimes a guy's gotta make compromises...

-- Mike

Gay Porn Sneak Peek: "Unspeakable" by Jett Blakk

Unspeakable, Jett Blakk's newest film is the story of a Nazi hunter (played by Matt Majors) who falls in love with with the grandson (Cole Ryan) of a nazi he's pursuing. It takes place in present-day Los Angeles but there is a flashback scene featuring two Nazis having sex.

OK, wait -- let me first say that I'm Jewish and don't take Holocaust-related things lightly. I was nervous when Jett send me a screener and I was ready to tell him honestly how I felt, no matter how offensive and bad it was ...

Lucky for him, I really liked it -- a lot. It could be Jett's best movies to date.. As a director, he coaxes fantastic sexual-- and acting -- performances out of Cole Ryan and Braxton Bond; both make star turns. Matt Majors carries the movie along with an intensity rarely seen on the blue screen.

Simply, while Unspeakable treads on dark ground, it's a remarkable achievement which can only be judged after it's been watched beginning to end. While I invite discussion, I only ask that you watch the movie first.

Some images from the movie after the jump. Oh, and happy Chanukah.

Unspeakable, from Oh Man! Studios
Directed by Jett Blakk
Starring Matt Majors, Cole Ryan, Braxton Bond, Adam Faust, Duke Rivers, Ty Hudson, Sean Steele and Dan Cross (as the Grandfather).

Buy Unspeakable from Oh Man! Studios
More Movies by Jett Blakk on NakedSword