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January 22, 2007
Gay Porn Pick-Up Tips: How to Seduce a Straight Man Tip #2
When I was a wayward youth, I used to come up with implausible scenario after implausible scenario with which I would seduce Ed, a reputedly horse-hung cowboy who deflowered dozens of the teen girls (who, in turn, regaled me with stories of his prowess).
Though I was barely three apples high, I would take every opportunity to engage Ed in dispassionate debate about the nature of oral sex. "I know it's disgusting to think about," I'd say, "But men must give better head than women, no? I mean, totally foul -- but women don't know a man's body like another man." Given that it was fairly evident based on my age that I'd never had head given, it's odd that dumb old Ed never caught on.
"I mean, maybe if I closed my eyes," I'd speculate, in a man-of-the-world muse. But he'd just shake his head and leave to go, no doubt, fuck one of my little girlfriends. Maybe this is why I'm so entranced by the hot and hackneyed excuses Jett Blakk recounts as tools for "How to Seduce a Straight Man." If only I'd have used this one on old Ed...
Related:
Gay Porn Movies by Jett Blakk (free previews, courtesy NakedSword.com)
Jett Blakk's Blog
Masque Trailer (Gay Porn Blog)
-- Mike
Posted by Mike at January 22, 2007 11:01 PMPosted in:
Can you guys put these clips in Windows Media Viewer instead of Quicktime? I can't view it.
Posted by: at January 23, 2007 1:00 PMGreat - another stupid scenario featuring nelly ass queens pretending to be straight.
BORING!
Posted by: at January 24, 2007 3:54 AMand the award for worst acting goes to the guy with the facial hair!
but hes still hot.
Posted by: litos at January 24, 2007 7:39 PMThis just looks better and better. I'm a huge Nick Capra fan. And this new guy is hot, too. Who is he? Has he done anything else?
Posted by: Hooded Ho-Dad at January 25, 2007 7:41 AMC'mon ppl... the guy with the facial hair(haha), really cant act... really... hes soooooooooooooo not feelin the clip... make it beleivable...
Posted by: dicklover at January 25, 2007 4:32 PMyeah, well. I don't care about his acting. He's fucking hot!
Posted by: badboy at February 2, 2007 7:02 PMi love gay porn
Posted by: lisa bongo at February 4, 2007 7:12 PMhott :P
id suck him
I'd do anything not to have look at any more hairless clones. Where does it say that gay men must be attracted to "ideal" type models? Why can we just have some men that look like real men and not ken dolls. I know that I can't be alone in my thinking here.
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