Gay Porn Pick-Up Tips: How to Seduce a Straight Man Tip #2

When I was a wayward youth, I used to come up with implausible scenario after implausible scenario with which I would seduce Ed, a reputedly horse-hung cowboy who deflowered dozens of the teen girls (who, in turn, regaled me with stories of his prowess).

Though I was barely three apples high, I would take every opportunity to engage Ed in dispassionate debate about the nature of oral sex. "I know it's disgusting to think about," I'd say, "But men must give better head than women, no? I mean, totally foul -- but women don't know a man's body like another man." Given that it was fairly evident based on my age that I'd never had head given, it's odd that dumb old Ed never caught on.

"I mean, maybe if I closed my eyes," I'd speculate, in a man-of-the-world muse. But he'd just shake his head and leave to go, no doubt, fuck one of my little girlfriends. Maybe this is why I'm so entranced by the hot and hackneyed excuses Jett Blakk recounts as tools for "How to Seduce a Straight Man." If only I'd have used this one on old Ed...

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-- Mike