Gay Porn XXX-Mas Gifts

I've learned two things about giving porn to friends. First, it's always appreciated. Two, your gift can reveal way too much. Friends (and lovers) either think it's a confession ("I can't get enough of barebacking twink hookers!") or an implication ("You're a big bottom, aren't you?").

While you could get him a T.M.X. Elmo or a copy of State of Denial, there's nothing like a little porn so long as it's well chosen. My short (well, short of a hooker) list for the guys in your life follows after the jump.

Guy #1: The Whorish Best Friend
Gift: The Chad Hunt Supercock Dildo
At nearly 12 inches, the Chad Hunt Supercock can be either an accusation or a challenge. The only thing it can't be is returned.

Guy #2: The Hunky Barrista
Gift: Logitech QuickCam
He steams your foam everyday but you want more. You think he'd be great on RandyBlue or Sean Cody or Corbin Fisher. Give him a webcam, put your IM handle on the card and get ready for a private audition. Sure beats a thank you note.

Guy #3: Dear Old Daddy
Gift: The 2007 COLT Hairy Chested Men Calendar
Let your lord and master know you he's a timeless sex symbol. Not only is it cheap, but it'll garauntee that your generou$ pop won't miss your birthday.

Guy #4: The Street Trade Boyfriend
Gift: The Farmer's Son DVD
Enough's enough! Show your trade lover that a real man can get as well as he gives -- once he sees Jason Adonis can surrender the pink, so can he. Give him a nudge ... and a plug.

Guy #5: The Twink Fuckbuddy
Gift: A NakedSword subscription
Let's face it, guys under twenty-three can never get enough. Even when my libido's running full steam, I can't match the five-times-a-day fervor that I could even five years ago. A NakedSword membership will give him access to a near-limitless amount of porn and you'll get a chance to come up for air. Best of all, you're can watch what he rents and read the tea-leaves as accordingly.

Ho, ho, ho, indeed.

-- Mike