November 21, 2006
Gay Porn Star or Celebrity Sex Symbol: James Bond Edition
Since I'm surrounded by gay porn all day, I can get testy and disgruntled when a celebrity sex symbol doesn't bare it all. Frankly, if someone wants to see you naked, you're sort of obligated to let them. But most male celebrities still won't budge. I mean, the nerve!
Case in point: Daniel Craig, the new James Bond. In Casino Royale, Craig is gets into gear as skimpy as anything Halle Berry had to bare. At one point he gets naked, but it's side view only. Of course, he tries to make up for it by laughing his way through a torture session easily comparable with extreme CBT (if you can find pics, let me know).
Regardless, if you want to see onscreen sex symbols in action, most of the time you have to do a little creative substitution. Below, my pics for Bond's porn star fill-ins...
If the World's Not Enough for your Pierce Brosnan fetish ...
you might want to Die Another Day, like sweet superbottom Joey Stefano.
If Roger Moore won't fill your Octopussy,
... you can always get yer moon raked by Jeff Stryker.
And if Sean Connery won't give you his Goldfinger,
... you might take a lesson in scoring from twink-hunting Jake Cruise.
Oh, I slay myself.
For actual nude celebs, of course, there are sites like MaleCelebrities.com (which has Mr. Craig nude in a tub from his role in 2000's Some Voices. Just so you know...
-- Mike
Posted by Mike at November 21, 2006 8:44 PMPosted in:
Daniel Craig actually does bare all full frontal in some of the films hes done!!
Posted by: Mikey at November 21, 2006 7:51 PMVery good.
Posted by: jhuberts at November 21, 2006 8:01 PMDaniel Craig is sex on a cracker! Oh and he's been nude many times. LOVE IS THE DEVIL (full frontal Daniel) is one that comes to mind. He's played gay, too; most recently in INFAMOUS.
Posted by: at November 22, 2006 6:37 AMThe day Hollywood actually cares to actually tell the true story about what the life of a hooker is like and the day that the porno industry is more interested in gentle sex than the latest means of making coercion out to be exciting....
Posted by: nijinsky at November 22, 2006 6:41 AMDaniel Craig is truly a gorgeous man! He has done full frontal nudity in LOVE IS THE DEVIL and backside nudity in THE MOTHER.
JBK
Posted by: Jett Blakk at November 25, 2006 1:34 AMHey Nijinsky, would you care to get around to your point? Or any point for that matter? Preferably something, ANYTHING that has to do with Casino Royale and/or Daniel Craig. And I think you missed one or two great opportunites to use the word "basically" in a nearly as useless fashion as "actually" in there.
Posted by: jeragogo at November 29, 2006 8:37 AMgay
Posted by: Ivan at December 1, 2006 2:24 AMCASINO ROYALE was an utter piece of crap. The "reinvention" of the franchise was misguided, ill-conceived and sloppily handled. However, Daniel Craig, by no means classically handsome, is INCREDIBLY sexy and has been for years!
Being treated to a scene in which a naked, sweaty Daniel is tied to a chair (granted, I'm not into torture but I was able to disassociate) was the only reason I didn't storm the box office and demand my money back.
If future Bond films are made by the same hacks who made this latest one they'll be well-advised to get Daniel as naked as possible in as many scenes as possible.
It will most likely be future films' ONLY redeeming aspect.
Posted by: wow at December 3, 2006 12:04 AMDaniel is hot. Nicely put together and so desireable. Built for me and would not turn away...
Posted by: topper at December 6, 2006 2:25 AMfick i love gay men
Posted by: yess at December 13, 2006 10:42 PMI'd hit dat.
Posted by: pexter at January 26, 2007 11:53 AM
