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October 18, 2006
Working Stiffs: Gay Porn's Ten Twelve Biggest Dicks
There's some big business in the gay porn industry and it's counted in inches, not dollars. After all the caterwauling about Mr. Hunt, we thought we'd put together our list of the industry's biggest dicks. To be fair, we limited it to those still making movies. In no particular order (and subject to the ruler test and bitching by the peanut gallery) ...
1. Chad Hunt
You've said your peace about this man's piece, but you'd be hard pressed to find a bigger star working today. I don't even think they make that many inches anymore.
'Top' Movies: Velvet Mafia, Hunt and Plunge
2.Ben Andrews
His summer pissing contest with Chad Hunt may have resulted in a draw (and the old "but mine's thicker" face-saver), but he's young enough to have been found by Lucas through his MySpace profile. That ought to count for something.
Top Movies: Auditions 10, Michael Lucas' La Dolce Vita
3. Ralph Woods
It looks like a donkey penis, frankly. I was totally scarred by his scene in the Big Dick Club. Still, I wouldn't turn down a sandwich with him and ex-love Pierre Fitch.
Top Movies: Big Dick Club, Spokes III
4. Diesel Washington
Titan's newest star has a jaw-breaking 11 inches that rivals his rivals. The fact that he made it through Folsom Filth alive is an even greater strenth to his, um, potential.
Top Movies: Folsom Filth, Hitch
5. Michael Brandon
His recent movie load has been light (though he still does webcam shows) now that he's directing his Monster Bang line for Raging Stallion, but he's can still give his dildo a run for the money. My jaw dropped when I first got a glimpse of "Monster," his aptly named sidekick (or is that kick-stand) and it hasn't closed since.
Top Movies: A Porn Star is Born, Terms of Endowment
6. Barrett Long
Sometimes a name says it all. His co-stars should start some sort of "we can't walk" club for the anally maimed.
Top Movies: Longshot, The Bachelor
7. Tom Chase
When the hirsute former COLT and Falcon superstar came out of retirement this past year to film with COLT, porn bottoms everywhere began trembling.
Top Movies: Open House, California Kings
8. Jason Crew
Oh, he's crazy like a fox (or maybe he just a fox. Or just crazy.). Crew's he's got gorgeous eyes, more energy than than a rabbit on speed and a cock that works like a jackhammer. His early days as an amateur named "Speedy" are behind him and he's got at least 10 inches in front of him.
Top Movies: Big Rig, Speedy and Friends (as "Speedy").
9. Trevor Knight
It's so big that he has a hard time keeping it in his pants. On the set of Studio 2000's Wildlands, the stud left it out for "inspiration" for the other actors. More like "intimidation."
Top Movies: Wildlands, Four Score
10. Michael Lucas
He's been called the biggest dick in porn by more people than I can count -- and he's got a huge cock, too. All kidding aside, the Lucas charm flows like water in a fountain and even pretenders to the throne concede that his conceit is well earned.
Top movies: Michael Lucas' La Dolce Vita, Dangerous Liaisons
-- Mike
Der! So drunk on big cock ... so rushed to get this up ... please forgive us, cocklords, for these two glaring omissions!
11. Brad Patton:
How, exactly, does this Buckshot Man and former Falcon exclusive skate the ice so gracefully when he's got this beercan swinging between his legs? A rare big-dick treat: he gives and recieves, ever since his bottoming debut in Heaven To Hell.
12. Rick y Martinez
Though he's not from Nantuckett, this alleged straight man can't resist sucking it: that's how meaty his uncut slab is. Or maybe he's just a big fag under all that tough-trade talk. Either way, Ricky Martinez's "anaconda" is one of our faves! Don't miss his award-winning "solo" jerk-off/self-suck with Arpad Miklos in Buckleroos to see him at his finest!
-- Jack
Posted in:
What about Ricky Martinez (the so-called 12x9 Anaconda)? Supreme aka Castro (huge!), Tiger Tyson, Alejandro, or Viper? All of these guys should be in the running for your list - they are at least as big as Michael Lucas (nothing against him - I'm a big fan!). Let's not forget all the incredibly well hung Latinos out there!
Posted by: nycblondtop at October 18, 2006 6:50 AMIn a pinch, I guess I'd go with Tom Chase but none of the "Top Ten" really float my boat.
Oh well. . .
Posted by: at October 18, 2006 7:18 AMWHOA... What happened to Beer-Can Brad Patton? Girth is WAY more important than length boys...
Posted by: Timbo at October 18, 2006 8:30 AMWhat about Ken Ryker? - He wasn't always as 'stiff' as he should be, but when his huge cock was raging (Mass Appeal 2 or Ryker's Revenge) it was awesome - best looking gay-for-pay pornstar too, no contest.
Posted by: Simon at October 18, 2006 10:06 AMI will take a ride down the wild side with Tom Chase any day. I like hairy muscle men with nice cocks who know how to use it to make us both happy.
Posted by: Scott at October 18, 2006 10:46 AMI would love to have every piece of meat on that list gangbang my ass.
Posted by: jeremy at October 18, 2006 12:13 PMI think this list is pretty accurate, but one glaring omission is CLIFF RHODES! He's got to have one of the biggest ones, for sure, and it's so thick and juicy, too!
Posted by: teej at October 18, 2006 12:31 PMWhoa, when did Pierre and Ralph get divorced? And on a side note, I'll take Michael Lucas since I love Italians... I just wouldn't want to talk to him the morning after...
Posted by: Chuck at October 18, 2006 12:48 PMHe has not done porn with the "majors" yet, but Jeremy Roddick has a real big cock too. Something like 9inches and large too. He did porn for Videoboys and now he has his own site where he fucks the hell out of cute guys.
Posted by: Porn Fairy at October 18, 2006 1:23 PMGod I would sit on Tom's rod any day (or at least try)
Posted by: porno nut at October 18, 2006 3:54 PM"I'll take Michael Lucas since I love Italians" - is that a joke? Because Lucas couldn't possibly mention any more frequently than he does that he's Russian.
Posted by: naprem at October 18, 2006 5:21 PMlove the list for sure....although somebody should tell Chuck that Michael Lucas is not italian....he's a Russian (and jewish to boot!). Plus, if you were to do another list..."Biggest Assholes," Michael would surely come in first. I'd add Erik Rhoades to your list...his fucking cock is huge.
Posted by: cody at October 18, 2006 7:11 PMRafael Carreras, and DJ Chandler. Actually having had first hand experience with Rafael Carreras, Michael Brandon and Tom Chase, I'd say Rafael is at least the equal of, if not slightly bigger than either of the other two. All impressive though.
Posted by: valerian at October 18, 2006 7:24 PMMarc Williams? Bam (I don't know if he's still making gay porn)? Sexcyone?
Posted by: J-Man at October 18, 2006 7:42 PMIf Jason Sizemore and Dylan Hunter were still working in the industry his name would be there but I think Rafael Carreras, Rafael Alencar, DC Chandler and Jarett Fox would be in there if the list had been like Top 20.
Posted by: Marc at October 18, 2006 9:46 PM**COMMENT DISPUTED BY THE BEN ANDREWS**
Posted by: Ben Andrews at October 18, 2006 10:49 PMI agree with Ben, the list is talking about the biggest cock, not the longest. Which means Brad Patton with THE thickest dick in porn should have been number one on the list! They dont call him the "Rhino" for nothing...
Posted by: Jimmy at October 19, 2006 12:37 AMBen, not to be mean but your arrogance is very unattractive. I think it's time you showed some humility.
Posted by: EJ Wells at October 19, 2006 2:49 AMBen, someone really needs to inflate that ego of yours. Having a big dick doesn't mean you should act like one.
Posted by: Roman Brady at October 19, 2006 2:59 AMI can't believe you are missing Jake Havoc! He has one of the fattest dicks in the industry!
From the men in the list, Chad Hunt and Barrett Long have my vote for the biggest dicks.
Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2006 5:42 AMI'm not sure what part of "IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER" people don't understand.
Posted by: Mike at October 19, 2006 9:22 AMHey guys just wanted to let those of you know who thought I had some kind of attitude that I didn't post the earlier comment. I see that it says no specific order and it wouldn't be a big deal even if it was in an order. I get emails from guys pretending to be Chad that threaten me all the time lol some people have too much time on their hands! Ben Andrews XXX
Posted by: the *Real* Ben Andrews at October 19, 2006 2:09 PMwow
Posted by: at October 19, 2006 4:23 PMHas anyone noticed that the person who created this list has ommitted all the black performers? Racism among gays raises its ugly head yet again...
Posted by: Daniel at October 19, 2006 7:14 PMDaniel-
Diesel is black. Fool.
Stupidity raises (sic) its ugly head yet again ...
Posted by: daniel is stupid at October 20, 2006 12:13 AMBen, since that wasn't you, I owe you an apology. But I still find you quite arrogant and rude after reading your interview and blog comments about Chad Hunt.
Posted by: EJ Wells at October 20, 2006 2:42 AMJacob Slader is much bigger than Lucas, Patton and Knight.
Posted by: at October 20, 2006 3:08 AMAll that grade A meat. I would'nt kick any of them out of my bed,no sir.
Posted by: mastertool at October 20, 2006 8:05 PMPlease you queens are in denial if you say U aren't racist... those gangbang movies NEVER allow black men to touch each other. They are allowed to only touch the white boy star...Totally racist.get over yourselves U queens are racist...and there is only ONE so called black man on the list...and he is not in touch with his blackness. Diesel is the token snow queen of the minute...he'll be tossed aside after he's used up like the rest of those before him...rob collins, jeremy tucker etc come to mind....
Posted by: Mad Max at October 20, 2006 10:45 PMWhy aren't Jack and Mike on the list. It's always the quiet, unassuming guys who have the biggest weiners.
Posted by: art_smass at October 21, 2006 10:15 AMDespite his aversion to proper English, I agree with Mad Max. From what I could decipher from his screed, he's right about African American porn stars having been ostracized to the fringes of porn and even there treated like things (beyond the usual objectification of porn) and not people e.g. the sites that tout "Blacks on Boys" as though "Blacks" are not men but creatures with large penises and isn't it novel to see these walking dicks pounding a White boy (who always looks like he's high or there under duress). Because that sort of thing could easily fall under the category of fetish, the underlying racism is either dismissed or never pondered in the first place and those who call it into question are deemed as killjoys or overly analytical. This internal bigotry is something that the gay community has yet to rectify and that's truly unfortunate.
Posted by: wow at October 21, 2006 2:29 PMNow we know this blog is racist. How can an entry about the biggest penises omit black stars? Sick racists on here.
Posted by: Carlos at October 22, 2006 12:50 AMDon't forget Bjorn stars, especially Joao Pauzao!
Posted by: arpy at October 23, 2006 4:26 AMCarlos, no one here is racist. Now shut the hell up.
Posted by: anti-christ at October 23, 2006 8:57 AMCarlos,
I don't think there has been any overt racism on this blog but certain omissions and attitudes are due to a thoughtlessness (and occasional social annihilation) borne of the insidiously heirarchic culture, in which race is often an undeniable consideration, that is contemporary Gay America.
To simply deny the racism within the Gay community is to deny the history of America and done so, in many cases, so the naysayer can settle back into his warm tub of Will and Grace, Sex in the City pap and disengage. On the other hand, yelling "racist!" with no explanation of the accusation just makes the accuser appear insane or in the case of anti-christ's ineffectual rebuttal - incredibly stupid.
Posted by: wow at October 23, 2006 12:15 PMWell **obviously** this is not a complete list. That's okay. I mean, how many of us suddenly find ourselves half way lodged onto a tree trunk sized cock really late on a Saturday night? I certainly know that I do.... at least once every six to eight weeks. And so do many of my friends. (I know because I've asked them)
Kudos to GayPornBlog for making this provocative list! -Steve
Posted by: Desslock at October 23, 2006 4:09 PMOh, the fun of making lists. Not only are they highly subjective, they inspire more venom and accusations than a divorce proceeding.
Basically, you should attribute any omissions to laziness over anything else. Living in San Francisco, we see a lot of these guys out and at work and so, when drafting a list our minds go quickly to the major studios in the city.
That said, men like Supreme and Tiger Tyson have enormous penises that rival (or might even top) some of the guys on the list. In fact, Pitbull Productions has more collective inches of cock than any other studio.
Are we missing people? Probably. Is the list authoritative? Not on your life. That's what all you are for...
Posted by: Mike at October 23, 2006 6:27 PMI agree with Robert. Studio 2000 Exclusive Jake Havoc should definitely be on this list.
Posted by: Angel Benton at October 23, 2006 7:56 PMKevin Dean, Scott O'Hara and Rick Donovan all spring to mind and are not on the list.
Posted by: eeuropean2000 at October 24, 2006 1:53 AMBoys,
I love Porn, but I live in West Africa. None of these guys compares with what we got out here. Girth and length wise, These guys are comparable to the average 16 yr old here.
Posted by: Marcus at October 24, 2006 6:03 AMhow about that... wanted straight or bi... just email me...
Posted by: xent at October 25, 2006 7:53 PMAny chance of a "12 hottest bodies in porn"
I'd have to put these guys on the list:
Luke Garrett
Gage Weston
Dawson
Jason Tyler
Robert Van Damme
Shane Collins
Adam Dexter
Pete Kuzak
...not exactly 12; but I'm sure other guys will add more
ALGUIEN CON GANAS DE COSAS INTERSANTES
Posted by: eduardo at November 6, 2006 3:13 PMman theses guys r sexy! i want more pics plz! mayb meet one of them???? i love this sight
Posted by: ethan at November 7, 2006 11:36 AMDon't you guys remember Mike Branson. You'll have to make an addendum to the list. He surely belongs there.
Posted by: John Goodfriend at November 20, 2006 10:36 AMYes, Mike Branson has a huge one. Damn, he's got it all!
Posted by: at November 22, 2006 7:41 AMSpeaking of left out big dicks, what about Marc Williams? Oh sorry he's black, and this blog is only for racists! NEVER MIND.
Posted by: nononsense at November 26, 2006 7:57 PMWhat about some of the greats from the past? Tim Kramer, Scott Randsome, both these guys had it in spades!! Oh, sorry, is 'spades' racist?? One must be so careful these days not to offend the PC Queens!
Posted by: Bisham at December 10, 2006 1:54 AMyes its so bigg i wana suck it an have it in my ass hard i just love dat dick
Posted by: sirena at December 12, 2006 7:43 PMTRADE PICS?
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You can't fucking have a list of the biggest cocks in gay porn without mentioning Gunner and his boys at Gunnerworld.com. Yea he's not with a "major" studio but Gunner is at least worth mentioning.
Posted by: Evan at February 28, 2007 8:33 PMwith respect to the composer of this list, you have to consider the newcomer to porn. One person that should have made that is is Francois Sagar. He has a superb cock
Posted by: sexy at June 19, 2007 4:23 PMWhat about Max Delong and his beer can thick 14"
Posted by: Derick at July 24, 2007 6:18 PMI agree with Mike in that Brad Patton and Ricky Martinez are glaring omissions from your list.
They have 2 of the greatest cocks in porn and I would gladly bend over for either one of them anytime they asked.
Even though he rarely tops, I would list hairy, horny hung Scott Spears in your list. His cock is as big as some of the biggest including Spike. He tops in "LINK V: The Evolution" and consider that a real treat! More than a mouthful to me
Posted by: Mr. Tony Cole at October 16, 2007 5:26 AMhaahjahajhaja... you fags are so funny
fighting against each other n calling yourselves racist just for fat grose big dicks :S... i don't even understand why you lose your time in stuff like this...
SEXCYONE...11" UNCUT
Posted by: TWAN at September 25, 2008 1:38 AM@WOW, WITH ALL OF YOUR, FULL OF YOURSELF/BULLSHIT/RHETORIC, NOBODY HEARD A THING YOU SAID. SPEAK TO PEOPLE, WITHOUT YOUR CONDESCENDING, AIR OF SUPERIORITY ATTITUDE! THAT SNOBBISH REMARK YOU MADE TO MAX, WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR AND TURNED ME COMPLETELY OFF! A LITTLE BIT OF KNOWLEDGE IS A DANGEROUS THING.
Posted by: at September 25, 2008 1:50 AMDuh, RAPHAEL ALENCAR!!!
Posted by: sHaLiMarrr at April 18, 2009 11:41 PMWhat about Matt Hughes?
Posted by: Cockfan at November 2, 2009 2:41 PMBiggest Dick Max Delong!!! is missing from this list, this list is flawed only promoting certain studios
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