September 27, 2006
Gay Porn YouTube: Saved By The Bell, The Porn Years
When Elizabeth Berkley pushed the limits of softcore raunch with bottomless lapdances, nipple painting and faux-menstuation in "Showgirls", people were genuinely shocked to see an alumnus from squeaky clean teen Bayside High take such a porny turn. Since then, it's become so commonplace for co-stars of the show to have to show some skin to pay the bills, the show's legacy has become the porn equivalent of "Diff'rent Strokes" crime curse.
To date, Mark-Paul Gosselaar flashed his ass on "NYPD Blue" and Mario Lopez, just this month, mooned primetime with his near-perfect bubble on "Nip/Tuck":
But when news hit the Interweb this morning of a sextape starring nerd king Dustin Diamond (who played Screech) in a three way complete with a Dirty Sanchez (!), one can't help but cynically smell a very unoriginal P.R. stunt ...
After all, it was just a few months ago that Diamond hit the airwaves begging for money because his house faced foreclosure and bragging on Howard Stern that he had a ten inch penis.
And so, while my interest remains piqued, I will take the same "I will believe it when I see it or until he slaps me in the face with it" stance that I took with Mukhtar Safarov.
In a related postscript: It was right here that Basso Profundo daddy Zak Spears revealed he took his porn name from Mark-Paul's character from the show and that Brad Benton claimed to have played Kelly Kapowski's younger brother on "Saved By The Bell: The College Years" (a claim that some dispute.)
-- Jack
Posted by Jack at September 27, 2006 11:51 AMPosted in:
Mark Paul Gosselaar has a MUCH better ass. Mario's body is nicer than average but his ass is a little flat at the top for me.
I guess I've been spoiled. : )
Now if only we'd get to see those "Gay Gang Bang of a Straight Guy" that Mark was doing on that episode of Law & Order SVU! For that matter let's see Chris Meloni plowing Mark! Okay, I'm too turned on to continue.
Posted by: wow at September 27, 2006 10:39 PMWow, slow down there Mary. Your comments are too hot for primetime TV. Mark Paul's ass looked nice and he's gotten more attractive as he ages, same goes for Mario Lopez. Lopez's body and ass were nice so no complaints from me. People are too picky. Chris Meloni is sexy and he's too much of a gentleman to do such things you suggest.
Posted by: Marc at September 28, 2006 10:24 AMTo each his own, sweetie. All I can say regarding little Mario is - that's just more for you, dear.
Oh and Chris Meloni is NO "gentleman" at least not fictionally speaking (which was the context of my earlier post). Ever see OZ, hon?
Posted by: wow at September 28, 2006 2:41 PMWhat Chris would so do that...remember his character on OZ???
Posted by: Aaron at September 30, 2006 8:31 AMTo each his own, sweetie - more for you!
Posted by: wow at September 30, 2006 2:06 PMChris Meloni is a sexy guy, but too much of a gentleman to plow another guy? Ever watch OZ? In one scene he was pissing and in another he mooned - butt cheeks spread - his "lover." Chris could definitely get down with Mark!
Posted by: dfwteddy at October 2, 2006 4:35 AMHI DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THERE ARE ANY VIDEOS OF ALEX MECELLI DOING BOTTOM, ID GREATLY APPRECIATE IT ! LOVE YA!
Posted by: Jack at October 8, 2006 3:47 PMLOL...there are only 2 leads from Saved By The Bell we have yet to see naked...
Lark Vorhees and Tiffani Thiessen
1. Elizabeth Berkley - Showgirls
2. Mark Paul Gosselaar - NYPD Blue
3. Mario Lopez - Nip Tuck
4. Dustin Diamond - His porn tape
...ok...3 if you count Mr. Belding
Posted by: Chris at November 17, 2006 3:51 AMYou know I always knew there was something special about Mario and now that I know what it is I just cant wait to see the whole video to see front and back but specially his front to see if he is my kind.
love you Mario!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Joe at January 30, 2007 3:54 PM
