September 20, 2006
Mukhtar Safarov: The Biggest Dick That Never Was
Last month, QueerClick did an short piece on a Russian/Brazilian go-go dancer-turned-porn-star named Mukhtar Safarov and his alleged "9x9 Brick". At first glance of his gi-nor-mous cock, my jaw dropped, but then I quickly came to my senses and dismissed it as a photoshop job. Yet he kept cropping up: Around the same time, on the topic of Mukhtar Safarov, BitchLess Blog wrote:
Mukhtar Safarov's penis is reportedly 9x9. Isn't 9x9 like a brick? You have to see Mukhtar penis to believe it, it doesn't even look functional, it looks more butt-plug than penis.
More posts, more improbable pics of an unlikely cock (an exciting new gay porn meme?) I rationalized: Maybe he pumps it? Could it be silicone injected? I've never seen him go-go dance or any of his three movies (Meat!, from Eurocreme, "Fire Dance" from Kristen Bjorn and Uniforms from Liquid London) but maybe I'd be a believer if I saw them?
Earlier this week, even Fleshbot got on the Mukhtar bandwagon prompting me to scrutinize him more closely. I should have trusted my instincts (but I guess if you want to believe something badly enough, you suspend your common sense.)
Browswing an image gallery on Mukhtar's own site, I found the following image (below, left), which matched the cover image of Meat! (below, right) ... sort of:
Looking even closer -- especially around his fingers -- you can see what a crap-ass photoshop job this is.
Why do I even care? The designation of "biggest dick" isn't something to be thrown around lightly in an industry plagued with egos as big as the hyperbole used to promote their movies. Earlier this year Chad Hunt and Michael Lucas practically came to blows when Lucas muttered that his newest exclusive, Ben Andrews, had "the biggest dick in gay porn". (As a postscript, they appear to have made amends). Meanwhile, Studio 2000 recently (and somewhat timidly) threw their hat into the "biggest" arena by declaring that their newest exclusive, Jake Havoc, has the "thickest dick in porn."
Also, I'm just sort of flummoxed -- in part that someone thought they could fool sophisticated gay size queens with remedial photoshop trickery -- but also because, well, he did. No one's going to shoot you for inflating your Manhunt profile (I just might hem and haw a bit), but using these photos to get go-go gigs and to solicit clients for his "highly successful" escorting business seems pointless. (There may be some disappointed size queens at next month's Hustla Ball in Berlin, where he'll be performing.)
Ironically Queerclick -- the site that seems to have started this all -- originally posted unaltered images from a MenAtPlay layout of Mukhtar with real-life boyfriend Maurice over a year and a half ago. These are the clearest images of his cock I can find (below, left): While it's certainly not small ... it (very sadly) is no 9x9 brick (compare to below, right).
If anyone's seen any of his movies, or has any information that might prove me wrong, please chime in. I'd love to believe in the myth of Mukhtar Safarov and the 9x9 inch brick . ... but until he slaps me in the face with it, I will remain a firm (er, flacid?) disbeliever.
Related:
Queerclick: Mukhtar Safarov and his 9x9 Brick!
Bitchless Blog: Mukhtar Safarov 9x9
Fleshbot: Mukhtar Safarov: "Monstercock"
Mukhtar's personal website
Maurice & Mukhtar
-- Jack
Posted by Jack at September 20, 2006 1:53 AMPosted in:
I saw that Men at Play video and while he had a big dick, it wasn't as big as in those pictures.
Something is really wrong here.
Posted by: yank at September 21, 2006 6:57 PMthat thing seriously scares me
Posted by: john at September 21, 2006 7:41 PMgross
Posted by: at September 21, 2006 7:52 PMOk the dude is hot but come on...if he was really that big, if he was that hung you would think that any and all studios, other stars etc would be whispering his name and trying to get their prospective companies to sign him.
Some people will do anything to get their name on the net. LOL
9x9 or 7x7 -- that is one fukn UGLY dick.
Posted by: x at September 21, 2006 8:49 PMWhat the fuck.....if it is is that big, he cannot even get close to me.....seriously, that shit is ugly
Posted by: Jay at September 22, 2006 12:27 AMThe discrepancies you point out don't preclude the possibility that his dick is NOW that big. The smaller pix could be from before the silicone (or whatever) injections, the others after some sort of enlargement procedure. Besides, even in the biggest photos he's mainly THICKER, not that much longer. My boyfriend with a natural 12" dick is way longer than even that dick in its (later?) enlarged state. Also, we all know that dick size depends on the context: most dicks purported to be 12" are only 9" when put on hard against a ruler. A true 12" dick hangs down to my BF's knee.
Posted by: maxx at September 22, 2006 6:34 AMUgly dick, ugly face, hope he has a nice personality.
Posted by: David Beale at September 22, 2006 7:48 AMI thought it was weird when I saw those pics... well researched! It does look more normal in the MAP untouched photos!
Posted by: Benjamin at September 22, 2006 8:02 AMmaxx-
To your point: If he is pumping his cock or adding silicone to it, then why is he also fucking with the pictures he's adding?
-Jack
Posted by: jack at September 22, 2006 9:29 AMTHAT'S DISGUSTING ,PERIOD.
Posted by: EL PERIQUITO at September 22, 2006 10:47 AMWOULD LIKE TO SUCK IT AND BE FUCKED BY IT JUST ONCE. IT WOULD MAKE MY WORLD.
Posted by: john at September 22, 2006 10:49 AMWOULD LOVE TO FUCK AND SUCK THAT BIG DAMN COCK JUST ONCE I WOULD BE FOREVER HAPPY JUST ONCE. I WOULD TAKE THAT WHOLE THING IN MY ASS IF IT TOOK ALL DAY. FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME IF YOU WANNA FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: JOHN at September 22, 2006 11:27 AMthere fakes
Posted by: danny at September 22, 2006 2:53 PMwhat a sadness! of course he had injections, a penis can't be like that (thank god it's not like that). i saw him in a movie and he had nice but absolutely normal cock. it's always the same story: the queer who wants to be the 'absolute queen'. that sausage is ridiculous. or better, those who like have some problems.
Posted by: matt at September 23, 2006 1:59 AMNow this is a dick for those who dont like it jealousy makes you nasty so get a life this is only what one can dream off. I would play with this all day long hay gay you have a great dick any man with that size can contact me any day.
Posted by: Beachbum at September 23, 2006 4:41 AMThe guys is fucking amazing, great body and attitude. I've seen the MenatPlay videos and his new Meat film. He's real in both of them, real natural dick in MenatPlay but pumped with silicone in Meat.
Posted by: Jason at September 23, 2006 6:58 AMhi all. mukthar is a great guy. great personality and friendly megahung guy. and yes its a supersize..
worked with him at this eurocreme/bulldogxxx production had great fun and was pleasure to handlle him. yours beau sands porn actor in meat with mukthar.
by the way mukthar is also a great gogodancer .seen him a.o at the rapidoparty in amsterdam.
www.clubrapido.com for pics
GROSS.
Posted by: marc at September 23, 2006 5:47 PMJack, you're a regular Mike Wallace! If there was a "Golden Penis" award for investigative bloggery, I'd give it to you right now.
Posted by: art_smass at September 24, 2006 1:28 PMI believe he has pumped it. I've seen a number of photos of him, some pumped and some unpumped. Also look at how soft it is, not really hard...the attributes of artificially swollen skin.
That aside, he's an attractive guy. Doesn't really need to do this to be hot imo.
Whatever! Just how big a cock does a guy need? No way would I let that get near my ass! As for a blowjob I think i would end up with permanent lockjaw. Give me a regular sized cock anyday! On the other hand ... maybe I'm just not gay enough. However there should be an online Sexual Guiness Book of Records. The biggest and smallest dick side by side ... can you imagine it?
Posted by: Mike at September 25, 2006 3:37 AMI think that dick is still quite hot. It looks kinda cute. i'd take him.
Posted by: Jake at September 25, 2006 6:02 AMI'm just shocked that nobody realized that it was a photoshop.
Posted by: Chaz at September 25, 2006 7:25 PMWhich has more silicone? His cock or those lips?
Barbara, please!
Posted by: Madame de Volanges at September 26, 2006 3:11 PMI DO NOT BELIEVE THAT !!
I have been a big fan of big cocks since I am gay and I have been lucky to hire always the best-endowed escorts, who most of them are porn actors... I know just one who has, if not the LONGEST, at least the THICKEST COCK EVER ! he goes by the name of "big Pieter" (or ex JC in Nyc), he has never been in a porn movie though but he has a webpage that can proof it (bigcockworld.com) Yes, with photoshop you could make any dream come true :)
Magnificent. I'm straight ,with a limited taste in men, but this guy fills the bill big time. Gladly put my lips around him! (Not that *that's* ever going to happen.) But as you say, is it real?
Posted by: Don at October 2, 2006 12:07 AMThat cock is fucking SICKK, the dudes cute and all but his cock is fake. Theres no way it could be that big.
Posted by: Eek at October 2, 2006 2:06 PMHm... Real ugly cock... Fake?
Posted by: Patrick at October 2, 2006 7:58 PMthis is a silicone induced cock. they are all over the net. i have seen bigger. i don't have a problem with it. don't know what i would do with it. it is like tom of finland coming to life.
jack jett
www.jackejett.com
It's a bullshit. Silicon or photoshop.
Posted by: Maxik at October 4, 2006 6:13 PMIts kind of taking fantasy over the top.If it is true I just hope for his sake he hasn't hurt himself.But whatever, its just fun, its just porn
Posted by: mike at October 5, 2006 11:29 PMIt's totally fake, and here's the proof
http://www.menatplay.net/model?act=model_det&mod_id=444
Posted by: John at October 7, 2006 4:56 PMLook at his hand that is holding the head of the dick. The thumb is stretched all weird like it was photoshop. Compare to the actual picture!! There you go. it's fake people! It not silicone pumped! It's photoshop!!!
Posted by: Hil at October 9, 2006 1:30 PMit just looks like he pumped up the skin around his dick with silicon.. looks really gross.
Posted by: ethrox at October 10, 2006 7:44 AMBring it on!!!!!
Posted by: Lee at October 10, 2006 11:46 AMSome people think it's real
and some think it's fake
personaly i hope its real and i want it in me anyway!
omfg i would fuckin love to be fucked by that monster dick want to suck it all night long :p
Posted by: none of ur fuckin business at October 13, 2006 10:18 AMI'm still the biggest ;) I was more impressed with his runway name dropping than his dick from the beginning anyways :P
Posted by: Ben Andrews at October 13, 2006 8:02 PMFake or not Fake it is totaly disgusting. eww!!! Period.
Posted by: Alex at October 17, 2006 8:22 PMI like it very much
Posted by: ruben at October 25, 2006 9:15 AMThough he says not, it looks like a silicone job. Look at the normal helmet size in proportion to the rest of the dick.
Mukhtar as his dick used to be:
http://www.men4rentnow.com/escorts/gay.escort.superboybrazil.html
love to ride big dicks, but that thing would need some serious lube.
Posted by: phil at November 1, 2006 8:42 AMEVE SEEN ONE ALLMOST JUST AS BIG I THINK ITS FUCKING COOL.JUST HOP HE DOSENT HERT SOME ONE WHILE PUTING IT IN.
Posted by: EDWARD at November 2, 2006 9:41 PMHe has had a silicone job done.
Notice how the head of his dick is small compared to the shaft. He has been pumped full of silicone. That is why he is hiding the head of his dick with his hand.
ThEsE cOcKs R bIg!!!!
Posted by: SiLeNt at November 7, 2006 8:52 AMI'm greg,and I think that men were meant to be gay!
Posted by: at November 11, 2006 11:04 AMEwwwwwwwwww
that is sooo foul, would would you want to fuck that?
Posted by: Tom at November 17, 2006 7:09 PMI've actually met him in person. My girlfriend discovered him and we booked a session while he was in London. Personally I have never seen a tool as his, indeed is as seen on the photos. I have no idea if you can achieve such a result by either pumping or other techniques but in any case it is impressive and brings you on the edge of intimidation...If I can recall he had an erection and it feels normal. He also has an exceptional body, close to BB type. His face is slightly retarded like his attitude, however he makes the standards.
I've come across this guy, my girlfriend discovered him and we booked him for a session while he was in London. In my views that is what we define as Big! Probably in the limits of intimidation next to another man but still setting the upper limit!
I love this guy and this beautiful and big cock
Posted by: Caio at December 19, 2006 4:29 PMi luv it suck it all nite long!
Posted by: poop at January 14, 2007 8:30 PMur cock is so huge i wat to be fucked by it so pleas tell me were u live
Real I think not. If so, the places it fits in no longer wanted. storking this cock while licking from its purple head down the shaft across those balls to taste the nectar from the asshole is the pleasure I would give it or to watch while pleasing my own.
Posted by: Jay Jay at January 31, 2007 1:55 PMso hot
Posted by: at February 3, 2007 7:38 PMI JUST LOVE THE WAY HE LOOKS MMMMMMMM
i love being gay
Posted by: mike at February 17, 2007 4:03 AMI love men with huge cocks. I could just suck your cock all day!
Posted by: Nolo at February 19, 2007 9:11 AMCan someone email me and explain this stuff to me?
Posted by: Carla at February 23, 2007 1:22 PMi love it.
rob
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Posted by: ashlee at February 26, 2007 12:33 PMi like so much and i wish i was there fucking with somebody
Posted by: genge at February 26, 2007 5:28 PMwowwwwwwww nice dicks
Posted by: marcus at March 5, 2007 10:27 AMOh, come ON. Fake. My 10 year old niece is better at photoshop.
Posted by: joenasty at March 12, 2007 10:14 AMIt is photoshoped. And for the idiots that say it is injected with silicone, you can't inject anything with silicone! Silicone in the bloodstream is fatal. You may be able to inject it with colagen or fat, but not silicone.
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Posted by: DAMIEN CASTILLO at March 14, 2007 5:28 PMdamn.. i love that..just how i like it!!huge..and nice body!!
Posted by: at April 8, 2007 9:33 PMI am an avid pumper and I can reach that but not that big, fake or not he has admitted that he has "pumped" before in a british news article.
Posted by: jc at April 15, 2007 4:39 PMcant beleive that too big and maybe be nautional grow as health?
Posted by: larry at April 23, 2007 11:48 AMI shot Muktar last year for a cover of a gay magazine in the UK.
So after seeing him in the flesh I can say while no it's not as big as in some of those images as a fair few are clearly photoshopped, it was pretty fucking huge. lol.
He was an all round nice guy and a fun shoot all in all.
you can see the shots from the magazine here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/skull_boy/sets/72057594124169181/
Boy, would I like a piece of that
Posted by: Zach at April 28, 2007 5:23 PMWow! that cock is unreal... all i say is "swing it round my way!"
Posted by: porn lover at May 2, 2007 2:17 AMthis is hot! his cock is like an elephant. i am so hard every time i look at that horny babe. GIMME A SUCK HUNNI!
Posted by: HornySucka at May 3, 2007 10:49 PMi would luv to suck that big ass thing please fuck meeeee!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted by: at May 12, 2007 8:24 AMI don't think the photos are fakes. To me it looks like he's had either a penis enlargement procedure or some medical condition. Either way, it looks abnormal.
You'd have to be into bestiality to find that thing a turn-on.
i would suck it any day... i mean it is fake but ma lif would be complete whith that in ma ass..
gay-straight/nature or environment - doesn't matter - nature puts the instinct to find a warm, moist hole and fuck it until ejaculation, upon erection in every xy chromosome pair. nature doesn't allow for cocks that big because [despite all those who say the can] no one is made with a warm, moist hole big enough to take it.
I feel bad for the hugely hung guys - look how bored Pavel Novotny, Tony Mecelli, or Tom Chase looks when being blown - no one can take them to the hilt - they look tired of "knob-jobs." [OK, Novotny manages to maintain a hopeful expression that maybe this guy will deep throat him - but they can't - they'd asphyxiate]
Posted by: Shark-DeVille at June 11, 2007 7:33 AMI wanna fuck all of them
Posted by: Danny Gilbert at June 13, 2007 3:07 PMthe bigger the better
Posted by: Love at July 20, 2007 1:43 PMThis condition is readily identifiable as peripheral penile edema, an incurable condition that develops due to ischemia. The poor fellow's penis is swelling because of poor venal drainage of toxins.
Soon, swaths of tissue will turn purple, then yellow, and slough off. Depending on the degree of oxygen starvation, he will most likely be left with a penis consisting of a vestigial, misshapen glans and a shaft barely wider than his urethra. If he is lucky, he will HAVE an organ that can be identified as a penis. It will never be hard. The veins are necrotic.
really muhammad, edema? get a life, no one cares! the idea is to think about how it feels when the guy's givin' it to ya!
Posted by: cogz at August 17, 2007 10:54 AMIVE SEEN FIREDANCE IN WHICH HIS DICK LOOKS VERY AVERAGE. BUT THEN IN MEAT & UNIFORMS IT LOOKS HUGE & DEFORMED TO THE POINT WHERE IT STRUGGLES TO FUNCTION PROPERLY! HE'S HAD SOMETHING INJECTED DEFINITELY!
Posted by: WATDAFUK at October 10, 2007 3:06 AMdamn that dick is fucken jucy
i would want that in me lol !!!!
nevr been with a guy but that thing looks hot
Posted by: newguy at October 24, 2007 6:11 AMi like it mine is 8x8 4x4
Posted by: reggie at October 26, 2007 9:17 PMnever been with a guy but i like what i see!!!
Posted by: at October 28, 2007 1:47 AMThat cock is huge. I bet i could take it all. Any takers???
Posted by: Tony at October 31, 2007 4:55 PMthat is a scary dick but he is SOOOO HOT
Posted by: at November 5, 2007 4:22 PMI love this guys cock
Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2007 10:12 PMi love big cock
Posted by: doug at November 25, 2007 5:16 PMhello guys
who is that guy from CA in the military base ????? i want to hear from YOU- how do we get in touch...not a good idea to put my number up- or maybe is a great idea hahahaha- cheers - i dont like that big dick- SCARYYYYYYYY i would rather a noice conservative sized one that i can ride for 4 and half days straight hahaha - ROB from AUSTRALIA....my quote for the day is
U R THE BEST FORGET THE REST!!!!
i would love to get my hands on that! i would at least try to get that in my ass, i would just love to taste my first dick, and stop dreaming! thats right, a virgin ass!!
Posted by: michael at November 28, 2007 6:32 PMAll of that is GREAT. I could suck it and let them fuck me all night!
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