Gay Porn YouTube: Saved By The Bell, The Porn Years

When Elizabeth Berkley pushed the limits of softcore raunch with bottomless lapdances, nipple painting and faux-menstuation in "Showgirls", people were genuinely shocked to see an alumnus from squeaky clean teen Bayside High take such a porny turn. Since then, it's become so commonplace for co-stars of the show to have to show some skin to pay the bills, the show's legacy has become the porn equivalent of "Diff'rent Strokes" crime curse.

To date, Mark-Paul Gosselaar flashed his ass on "NYPD Blue" and Mario Lopez, just this month, mooned primetime with his near-perfect bubble on "Nip/Tuck":

But when news hit the Interweb this morning of a sextape starring nerd king Dustin Diamond (who played Screech) in a three way complete with a Dirty Sanchez (!), one can't help but cynically smell a very unoriginal P.R. stunt ...

After all, it was just a few months ago that Diamond hit the airwaves begging for money because his house faced foreclosure and bragging on Howard Stern that he had a ten inch penis.

And so, while my interest remains piqued, I will take the same "I will believe it when I see it or until he slaps me in the face with it" stance that I took with Mukhtar Safarov.

In a related postscript: It was right here that Basso Profundo daddy Zak Spears revealed he took his porn name from Mark-Paul's character from the show and that Brad Benton claimed to have played Kelly Kapowski's younger brother on "Saved By The Bell: The College Years" (a claim that some dispute.)

-- Jack

Gay Porn Pics: Folsom Street Fair 2006

The legions of porn stars that descend each year onto San Francisco's legendary Folsom Street Fair do so with the steely resolve of a holiday season Santa: more parties and people on your lap, sure, but also a lot of hard work and (and the occasional lump of coal).

Of course, it's not like the rest of us get off that easily. I mean, a whole afternoon in the hot sun spent gazing at half-naked men while munching on and endless stream of Bud Light and keilbasa (er, at least I hope that was beer and keilbasa) ain't that easy. There's danger at every turn, lookie-loos in every dungeon and that guy from the office dressed in full Anne Rice horse regalia, dragging an apple cart and braying. It can make a guy wistful for the days of chinos and neck scarves.

Every year, Folsom gets a little pornier. The second-largest public event in California (second only to San Francisco Pride) pulls in nearly 400,000 perverts looking for a hot fist in the warm sun. Titan, Raging Stallion, Hot House (the men of Justice, right), COLT and Mustang all had booths oozing machismo. Or something.

If you were still unclear as to whether San Francisco is officially the new Sodom, the good people of the Folsom Street Fair proclaimed Titan's Folsom Filth was designated the Filthiest Movie of the Year (actually, Official Leather/Fetish Movie of the 2006 Folsom Street Fair). I mean, if they could have Olympics for rosebud pumping, kidnapping, ball-punching or St. Andrew's cross mounting, San Francisco would definitely get the games. We've got the atheletes and the arena:

Raging Stallion Man of the Year Jake Deckhard gets down to the business of pleasing his fans.

Sister Roma (of NakedSword.com's Tim and Roma Show) gets tapped on the shoulder by Colton Ford who's there to see Jake Deckhard.

Over at the Titan booth, New Exclusives Alex Baresi (left) and Damien Crosse (right) get friendly.

Sister Roma and lady pornographer Mr. Pam swarm Brad Patton at the COLT booth...

... and with good reason!

Mustang Studio Exclusive Cal Reynolds tries to help Mr. Pam butch up.

Mustang piglet Dak Ramsey emerges from his Manhole for a brief moment.

And you thought porn was pricey! Newly open Jason Adonis ($300) ...

... and newly sober pervo-twunk Tony Bishop ($220) do the hustle for Rentboy.com.

Roman Heart, however, is always happy accept an extra hand.

The artist formerly known as Rim Job the Klown (now RJ) lets the parade pass him by...

And perhaps with good reason.

I almost forgot the whips.

The subtle beauty of a perfectly targeted market.

-- Mike

Folsom Weekend Gay Porn Sale

Mike and I are running around like crazy this weekend getting ready for the Folsom Street Fair. Pick up ass-less chaps from dry cleaner? Check. Back hair washed and styled? Check. Feed slave in cage under bed? Che -- OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO FEED MY SLAVE!

For those not attending the fair, we'll be back next week with pictures but until then we leave you with two great porn-for-cheap deals to get you through it from Falcon and NakedSword.com:

NakedSword Trial Membership
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"Friends of Falcon"
Originally for employees and their friends, Falcon was generous enough to extend this absurdly good deal to GayPornBlog readers as well (we're all friends, right?) Order The Velvet Mafia Set for 25% off, and also get Taking Flight Part 1 & 2 on DVD, free 1-month membership to FalconXXX.com and full access to all the free clips on VelvetMafiaTheMovie.com.

To redeem, order the Velvet Mafia from the site, and enter the coupon code VMFRIEND when you're checking out.

Mukhtar Safarov: The Biggest Dick That Never Was

Last month, QueerClick did an short piece on a Russian/Brazilian go-go dancer-turned-porn-star named Mukhtar Safarov and his alleged "9x9 Brick". At first glance of his gi-nor-mous cock, my jaw dropped, but then I quickly came to my senses and dismissed it as a photoshop job. Yet he kept cropping up: Around the same time, on the topic of Mukhtar Safarov, BitchLess Blog wrote:

Mukhtar Safarov's penis is reportedly 9x9. Isn't 9x9 like a brick? You have to see Mukhtar penis to believe it, it doesn't even look functional, it looks more butt-plug than penis.

More posts, more improbable pics of an unlikely cock (an exciting new gay porn meme?) I rationalized: Maybe he pumps it? Could it be silicone injected? I've never seen him go-go dance or any of his three movies (Meat!, from Eurocreme, "Fire Dance" from Kristen Bjorn and Uniforms from Liquid London) but maybe I'd be a believer if I saw them?

Earlier this week, even Fleshbot got on the Mukhtar bandwagon prompting me to scrutinize him more closely. I should have trusted my instincts (but I guess if you want to believe something badly enough, you suspend your common sense.)

Browswing an image gallery on Mukhtar's own site, I found the following image (below, left), which matched the cover image of Meat! (below, right) ... sort of:

Looking even closer -- especially around his fingers -- you can see what a crap-ass photoshop job this is.

Why do I even care? The designation of "biggest dick" isn't something to be thrown around lightly in an industry plagued with egos as big as the hyperbole used to promote their movies. Earlier this year Chad Hunt and Michael Lucas practically came to blows when Lucas muttered that his newest exclusive, Ben Andrews, had "the biggest dick in gay porn". (As a postscript, they appear to have made amends). Meanwhile, Studio 2000 recently (and somewhat timidly) threw their hat into the "biggest" arena by declaring that their newest exclusive, Jake Havoc, has the "thickest dick in porn."

Also, I'm just sort of flummoxed -- in part that someone thought they could fool sophisticated gay size queens with remedial photoshop trickery -- but also because, well, he did. No one's going to shoot you for inflating your Manhunt profile (I just might hem and haw a bit), but using these photos to get go-go gigs and to solicit clients for his "highly successful" escorting business seems pointless. (There may be some disappointed size queens at next month's Hustla Ball in Berlin, where he'll be performing.)

Ironically Queerclick -- the site that seems to have started this all -- originally posted unaltered images from a MenAtPlay layout of Mukhtar with real-life boyfriend Maurice over a year and a half ago. These are the clearest images of his cock I can find (below, left): While it's certainly not small ... it (very sadly) is no 9x9 brick (compare to below, right).

If anyone's seen any of his movies, or has any information that might prove me wrong, please chime in. I'd love to believe in the myth of Mukhtar Safarov and the 9x9 inch brick . ... but until he slaps me in the face with it, I will remain a firm (er, flacid?) disbeliever.

Related:
Queerclick: Mukhtar Safarov and his 9x9 Brick!
Bitchless Blog: Mukhtar Safarov 9x9
Fleshbot: Mukhtar Safarov: "Monstercock"
Mukhtar's personal website
Maurice & Mukhtar

-- Jack

Gay Porn Star Parties: Chi Chi's Dirty Deeds

Chi Chi La Rue may just be the hardest working wo/man in (peep)show business. In addition to directing for Rascal, Channel 1 Releasing, Electro, and Unzipped Video, she writes a blog, puts in personal appearances just about anywhere that'll take her, and has just finished an acquisition of All Worlds Video (for which she'll also be directing). Oh, and DJs in her "spare" time. WHERE DOES SHE EVER FIND THE ENERGY?

Don't answer that. Instead, focus on the fact that Gay Porn's own Martha Stewart is now running what may very well be the hottest gay night in LA, Dirty Deeds at FUBAR. The sort of night you might find in pre-Giuliani, pre-Bloomberg New York: messed up glamour with cocks out and legs akimbo.

In addition to the big-name porn stars headlining, plenty of 'em just show up to witness the debauch. Oh, and rock stars, too, curiously enough (what the fuck was Nina Hagen doing there last week?). Roman Heart's appearing tomorrow night, but Brian Hansen, Fredrick Ford, Eddie Stone, Eddie Diaz and Chi Chi's own NeoPet, Johnny Hazzard, have all headlined. I'm hoping to head down next week for another dose of dick, but in the meantime I thought I'd get you some advance flesh ...

Blast from the Past: Hans Ebson shows off his new ink, (left), canoodles with Trevor Knight (right)

Nick Piston rocks Dirty Deeds, (left), Chi Chi plays leg guitar with alt-rock legend Nina Hagen, (right)

A-list alliteratives Ben Bradley, (left), and Fred Ford, (right)

Rascal contract boys Johnny Hazzard and Jan Fischer

BUCKSHOT Man Brian Hansen gets his salad tossed by Eddie Diaz

Related:
Chi Chi LaRue's Dirty Deeds

Join D-List: Make A Friend, Molest A Gay Porn Star
Chi Chi Rocks Trannyshack

-- Mike

Gay Porn's New Ultraviolence

The amount of porn being produced is spiraling ever upwards, like a sexual tower of Babel and many of the big studios are defining and re-defining themselves to be anything but mainstream. While some are distancing themselves from their fetish roots, others, most notably Titan are embracing them with guts and gusto.

Titan shocked the industry last year when it released Cirque Noir. Clowns, surgically forked tongues and Buck Angel, the infamous Man With A Pussy. Hell, it scared (and scarred) me. Later this month, they'll release Folsom Filth and if the trailer is any indication it's going to be a non-conventional, barely consensual doozy: kidnapping, suffocation, rosebud pumps, bloody whips, fists of fury and more piss than an urinal at Octoberfest (not to mention Francois Sagat). Pics after the jump (if you dare)!

Titan isn't the only one pushing the envelope, though. Mustang's upcoming Rammer promises similar themes of abduction and sexual submission, and Adonis Picture's Bonesaw featured murder as well as man-sex. It's hard to tell if how well the more aggressive hardcore porn will resonate with consumers ... or authorities. It's notoriously difficult to distribute anything sexual with even the slightest trace of violence (at dinner with Bonesaw director Jett Blakk the other night, he recounted the hoops he had to jump through to get Bonesaw to store shelves and past nervous reviewers).

Consumers and blue-haired ladies inevitably freak over productions like these, but the bleeding-edge content bring lots of attention and street cred to the producers. No matter how filthy or fucked you like your porn, I'm amazed when sexual conservatives fail to separate the fantasy nature of film. Theories of media effects are notoriously faulty (Beavis and Butthead suffered from monkey-see-monkey-do accusations in the 90s, but with porn people flip even harder). Just cause I see a double fisting -- or Beavis taking a bat to a frog -- doesn't mean I'm gonna try it. Yet. After all, the Folsom Street Fair's just around the corner...

-- Folsom Street Fair Official Site
-- Folsom Filth

-- Mike

Live Gay Porn: Tim and Roma Go To the Theatre

It's hard to beat memories of youthful indiscretions. When Jack and I first moved to San Francisco in the late nineties, we subletted in a cramped studio apartment and got on each others nerves quickly and fiercely. When we were bored (or fighting) we'd take turns escaping to the dark confines of the theater down the street. Of course, it wasn't like we were watching Shakespeare in Love. Instead of popcorn, the Nob Hill served up poppers...

This week the Tim and Roma Show takes us back to the halcyon days when two twunks could drop by the glory holes with the freedom only from shame only available when you know absolutely no one. No coworkers to stumble upon you with your pants down, no old boyfriends to catch you cock-sucking in a video booth, no schoolmates to accidently jerk off through a glory hole. (Going to the Nob Hill Theatre now is like a frigging reunion.)

So take a stroll (or should I say cruise) down memory lane and check out the sites of my own private Lewinskys. (And where else but Tim and Roma are you going to hear a business-owner brag "We pride ourselves on the cleanliness of our glory holes.")? And if you look real hard, you might even still find me there manically jacking it in the corner.

"Tim and Roma Go to the Theater" (free with registration)

-- Mike

Gay Porn Voter Fraud!

Oh, we wuz robbed! Well, almost. After winning the Cybersocket Award for Best Gay Blog twice, we thought Cybersocket had retired us by relegating us to the Best Adult Free Site category. Then yesterday, like a blessing from above, I came across an email saying it had been a mistake and reinstating our entry. Of course, voting is half over already and we need to catch up quick to beat our competitors at their own game. C'mon and VOTE -- you know you love us! (And we promise to get rid of that horrible, annoying pop-up if you do. As an inducement, click on the link below for free porn.)

-- Mike

Gay Porn Set: Lords of the Jungle Wraps

Raging Stallion's Lords of the Jungle wrapped shooting yesterday and now the long march to DVD begins. Will it beat Raging Stallion's previous records?

If Raging Stallion's Lords of the Jungle is going to be the, uh, raging success that their Arabesque was earlier this year, it's gonna have to hit on the key elements that made the Arab-themed film such a phenomenon. As with any good movie, the sex scenes need to be filled chemistry, sweat and lube: having been on-set I think I can vouch that that has been taken care of. But Raging Stallion's secret -- at least to me -- is their rare ability to negotiate a multi-ethnic cast without succumbing to condescension or sterotype. Of course, it also helps that they keep me rock hard...

I hear complaints from readers and stars (particularly Latino and black perfomers) quite often: either studios deign to feature a singular non-white performer in their stable of stars or they frame their movie with racialist notions that went out of fashion after D.W. Griffith's Birth of A Nation. There are notable exceptions -- particularly Lucas Entertainment and Dark Alley Media -- but it's hardly the rule.

Most shoots featuring black, Latino or Asian actors aggressivly fetishize race in by playing to the lowest common denominator. While the politics of the bedroom are often off-limits, as a consumer I'm put off by the hackneyed references to "chocolate," "spice," "thug" that dominate "ethnic" (the catch-all gay porn industry term for anyone non-white) or "interracial" videos more reminiscent of Gone With the Wind than Y Tu Mama Tambien.

Since 2005's Passport to Paradise, Raging Stallion has set itself apart by featuring (but not fetishizing) men of varied colors. Black men (like Jay Black) aren't the stereotypical tops, though neither are they subjected to white-on-black revenge scenarios. The cast splits pretty evenly with black, Latino and white actors and it's more fuckfest of variety than exploitation fantasy.

At a time when more and more gay porn studios spend more time polishing brands at the expense of actual production, it's refreshing to see a studio that still enjoys the process of pornographing. Perhaps I'm biased, having been on what might easily be derided as a junket with Raging Stallion. But from the first time I met studio head Chris Ward, I've been impressed with his knowledge -- and appreciation -- of porn that he hasn't made himself. In an industry where vanity can trump creativity, Ward isn't afraid to discuss what he likes in gay porn from studios like Rascal, COLT, Falcon , Titan or Hot House. Of course, his biggest inspiration has been Kristen Bjorn -- another director who looked outside the industry's ivory casting tower.

Lords of the Jungle debuts in early December. In the meantime, here's a you can get an advance eyeful of the hung, dark and handsome guys from Raging Stallion below.

Jay Black, on back, after getting plunged by Justin Christopher's uncut Sparks twunk dick.

The aformentioned can of cock sandwiched between Jay's ripe rump.

Raging Stallion exclusive Jake Deckard and Jay Black turn tables on Raging Stallion director Ben Leon on the set of Lords

Rambo (in black bandana, kissing Mario Cruz) started out as a dancer for women, but ended up having a lot more fun with guys. He kept proposing a nighttime version of hide and go seek that involves a blonde wig, but sadly we never got around to playing it.

I think it's hard to capture the joy of rimming on camera unless you really dig in for close-up "in the pink" shots that are not my fave.

Newly signed Steve Cruz was compact, hairy and a little too horny. His scene got cancelled this day and he ended up fucking around on the couch with Mario Cruz while I tried to read The New Yorker on the opposite couch.

Related clips and galleries:

-- The Making of Raging Stallion's Arabesque
-- Behind-The-Scenes on Passport to Paradise
-- Pic gallery from Raging Stallion's Manhattan
-- Raging Stallion.com

-- Mike

Attack of the Gay Porn Music Video

Two new gay-porn-eque YouTube clips have me moist as a snack cake. First, a music video for the official theme song to Falcon's Velvet Mafia is, like, actually really terrific:

Second, another clip of my #1 porn crush, Johnny Hazzard, doin' a little dance. Can't say I'm a huge fan of the song, but, man, who knew lil Johnny could shimmy like that? He makes me want to lick the monitor. Did I just say that out loud?

New Gay Porn Twins: Caio and Carlos Carvalho

Anyone who knows about my unabashed predilection for gay twin porn could have predicted that I'd in hog heaven with Athletic Model Guild's announcement that they've just signed a pair of boner-fide gay twin brothers as exclusives for their new AMG Brazil line.

In light of my obsession, they're letting me be the first to jerk off to them post images of them! Caio and Carlos Carvalho make their debut in AMG Brazil's Gêmeos (Portuguese for "Twins").

According to AMG, the duo not only walk alike, talk alike, and have identical fat uncut cocks but (...drum roll, please...) they like to fuck each other. Sadly, however, they they only like to bone each other off camera ... so far. For the record: While I'll happily jerk off to the idea, I will believe it when I see it.

Until then, check out these exclusive hardcore shots of Caio and Carlos Carvalho in action to see what I'm all worked up about ...

Related:
Watch Gemeos now on NakedSword.com!
AMG Watch Other AMG Brazil Movies
Watch Gay Twin Porn on Naked Sword
Gay Twin Porn
Gay Twin Porn: Fabrizio and Fernando Mangiatti

-- Jack

Gay Porn Sneak Peek: "Black Balled 5: Starfucker"

A few weeks ago, Channel1 Releasing sent out a press release that sent shock-waves of anticipation throughout the gay porn industry: Dean Monroe got fucked by eight black men ... and on a Le Courbusier couch no less!

No, no -- it wasn't another wild night out for the well-seasoned stud, they were merely announcing that they had wrapped filming on the 5th and most-hotly anticipated installment of the Black Balled Series from All Worlds.

"Black Balled 5: Star Fucker" is slated for release at the end of September. Until then, they were nice enough to give us an exclusive sneak peek of Dean going up against the (alleged) "72 inches of cock" attached to the eight black studs who have the honor of gangbanging Dean (Jack Simmons, Aaron Ridge and Mark Williams to name just a few).

Click "Continue" to see a free hardcore gallery from the movie ...

Black Balled 5: Star Fucker
Starring Dean Monroe, Jack Simmons, Aaron Ridge, Eddie Diaz, Nick Da'Kannon, Malik, Tiger, Kamrun and Mark Williams.
Directed by Chi Chi LaRue

Watch now:
Black Balled 1
Black Balled 2
Black Balled 3

-- Jack

Gay Porn Dispatch: Raging Stallion's Lords of the Jungle

Damn, it's getting hot! Hawaii in August is no joke, or so the cast of Raging Stallion's Lords of the Jungle and I found out. While it's set in the same gay-porn-friendly section of the Big Island that Falcon filmed Drenched and Titan filmed Eruption, Raging Stallion head Chris Ward is avoiding a beach flick: continuing in the somewhat dark tradition of Raging Stallion, the action takes place in the dense, humid and viney forests of the interior. There's some beach action -- fourteen guys wash up on a deserted island in the first scene -- but most of the scenes are in more aggressive locations.

People don't always realize the length that gay porn models and directors go through to get you the shots that get your shot off, but it's more than just a sore ass. It's mosquitos, fire ants, intermittent rain fall, overly curious passersby and plenty of cum, sweat and tears (pics after the jump)...

Lords of the Jungle stars Justin Christopher, Mario Cruz, Jay Black, Jake Deckard, Jason Crew, Matt Cole, Collin O'Neal and, among others, a heavily inked newcomer (he did an amateur movie in Toronto. Does that count?) tentatively named Rambo (above, with Mario Cruz and Ben Leon filming). With fourteen porn stars running around, sometimes it's hard to know whose doing what with whom. Ward in his inimitable Roger Corman style is shooting two movies (well, and a scene for a third) and if he could get enough local guys, he'd add in a fourth. You can't introduce him to anyone without him quickly convincing them to show him what they've got.

The first scene of a gay porn shoot is always the most challenging for me. Rather than banging away at a computer, I'm suddenly watching two sweaty pros plunge ass in front on the tip of my nose and I've gotta keep my hard-on on the down low. On Monday, Rambo fucked Mario Cruz over a log and not only was it stunningly beautiful, Rambo fucked the cum out of Mario (a very Kristen Bjorn-seque flourish that's remarkably rare in studio porn these days). Rambo's a new guy but after his performance last week, I'm not sure that he'll be unknown for long.

I'll post more photos later, but check out the pics from the scene (full disclosure: I'm working with NakedSword.com to produce behind-the-scenes feature with Raging Stallionthat'll run on NakedSword later this fall)... Nice work if you can get it.

Check out Chris Ward's blog for additional updates or watch some of the behind-the-scenes footage that NakedSword and Raging Stallion co-produced for Arabesque.

-- Mike

Gay Porn Update: This Weekend on Naked Sword

Hard Studies, Buckshot Productions
Directed by Kristofer Weston
Starring Adam Dexter, Alex Cobel, Alex Chandler, Brian Hansen, Brock Hatcher, Danny Roddick, Diego De La Hoya, Hank Dutch, Josh Weston, Ken Browning, Park Wiley.

Side Effects, Titan Media
Directed by Brian Mills
Starring Tony Bishop, Tober Brandt, Jake Deckard, Diego DeLaHoya, Damon DeMarco, Troy Gamaun, Zachary Pierce, Brad Star.

Auditions 3, Lucas Entertainment
Directed by Michael Lucas
Starring Richard Black, Phillipp Dante, Tommy DeLuca, Erik Grant, Owen Hawk, Hunter James, Michael Lucas, Rob Ramos, Bobby York.

Trapped 2, Mustang Studios
Directed by John Bruno
Starring Ben Campezi, Brad Rock, Brad Star, Dan Rider, Darren Phillips, Derek Foster, Joey Milano, Kent Larson, Kyle Lewis, Mark Hansford, Matt Cole, Michael Soldier, Mick Powers, Mike Grant, Nick Mazzaro, Parker Williams.

Spokes 3, Falcon Studios
Directed by Chris Steele
Starring Tyler Marks, Derrick Vinyard, Pierre Fitch, Ralph Woods, Mason Wyler, Jeremy Hall, Justin Wells, Dakota Rivers, Ross Stuart.