July 19, 2006
That 70s Show: Nuts for Nuts
Last weekend, I bought a new pair of running shorts from American Apparel. When I realized how high cut they were, I was nearly delirious -- they haven't made them this obscene since the 70s. Even as kid, I had a hankering for ball-sack drooping short shorts. I know - it's nuts!
But it's not just that a stylistic preference, I'm also a notorious trade-peeper; shorts have been an irresistable source of parting glances since I was knee-high to a teabag. Gimme denim or gimme terrycloth, just give me something that offers the promise of a stray testicle or a brief-free cock.
They don't make 'em like they used to, though, so I took I had to dig into the COLT photo archive for some real inspiration. Thank god. A few clicks and I discovered all the gym teachers I never had.

Kevin Ritchie does a great job of showing off my teen dreams!

Not through the leg hole, per se, but easy access nonetheless.

I think these are more "skorts" style, but Jesse Ditmar (um, looking a bit like John Stamos' Uncle Jesse) gets the general idea.

Ledermeister is one of my all-time favorites of the old COLT perverts.

Yes, I realize he's not wearing shorts. That's because they are around my neck.
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-- Mike
Posted by Mike at July 19, 2006 12:01 AMPosted in:
Thank God the gym shorts are rising up again. I've so hated the baggy look that's been "in".
Posted by: tofevi at July 22, 2006 11:23 PMGlad to see the return of short shorts myself - and it's always great to hear from another guy who can appreciate the chance leg hole flash.
Posted by: Jas at July 23, 2006 10:20 AMYes, their shorts are SOOOO short! love it!
Posted by: Roy at July 25, 2006 6:42 PMi want to suck them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG SOOO SEXY
Posted by: James at March 31, 2007 8:35 AMomg i wear shorts like that at the gym, then when im in the shower there is always one guy who cums in and asks to fuck my tight ass hole and hung cock
Posted by: jon at August 26, 2007 12:27 PMI'm a 23 year old bi male. I love wearing short shorts (2" or less inseam). I have a bubble butt and tanned, smooth, and muscular legs, which I love showing off. I get compliments all the time from men and women. I have a girlfriend right now and she likes grabbing my butt when I wear these shorts.
Posted by: shortsguy at May 27, 2008 6:01 PM





















