July 16, 2006
Aiden Shaw Comes Undone
I slogged through Aiden Shaw's My Undoing autobio this weekend and despite the tedious PnP sessions, the should-I-or -shouldn't-I escorting quandries and succession of indistinguishable lurve objects, I still found myself aroused by his Jabba cock.
Comebacks and misguided brand extensions are two of the most entertaining aspects of the post-performance celebrity era. Why shouldn't Aiden crossover into a rockstar, poet or mid-list author? Who doesn't want to be a triple threat? I mean, if 50 Cent can do it, why not our favorite piece of Brit-cock?
Unfortunately, paying attention to "My Undoing" was like pretending to be interested in some bar trick's coming out story just to bed him. Incoherent musings about crystal come-downs, moderately bumpy plane rides, unsatisfactory sex, possible body dysmorphia and workout regimens aren't exactly scintillating. Do you mind if I touch your cock?
Aiden's welcome to prove me wrong and develop some some more nuanced observations -- but until then, I'm resigned to admire his passionate, expert ability to fuck men silly. He's an amazing on-screen lover, and it's no surprise that he's had co-star after co-star fall for him (check him with
a starry-eyed Dick Wolf on NakedSword's Tim and Roma Show a few years back). Work with what you got.
One of my all-time favorite Aiden scenes is from The New Pledgemaster (Jocks, 1995), where he forcefeeds a blind-folded J.T. Sloan a cherry, chocolate syrup, a hot dog, a raw egg and, eventually, his own beast of a cock. For a man who claims he can't control his own urges, Aiden minimizes the chit-chat and, thankfully, the only talking he does is dirty.
Aiden in Addiction (Pic gallery and video clips)
Aiden in The New Pledgemaster (Pic gallery and video clips)
-- Mike
Posted by Mike at July 16, 2006 10:48 PMPosted in:
I'm saying "Ouch!" for Aiden Shaw!
Posted by: Joe Slagheap at July 17, 2006 8:50 AMI figured this would be a self-indulgent mess, much like Matt Gunther's autobio.
Posted by: Rich at July 17, 2006 5:15 PMSay what you will, but he'll always be the hottest fuck that ever graced the silver porn screen. Who of us wouldn't beg for a few minutes of pounding by that perfect cock or even just for a few minutes to hold onto that beautiful body and get one of his beautiful deep kisses??!!
Posted by: Daveydoo at July 17, 2006 7:40 PMThe chocolate is hot and so are the guys. Ummmm.
Posted by: Eric at July 18, 2006 3:34 PMI felt the same way...I was waiting for something great in the book. I got tired of reading about all the drugs and clubbing...it started good and quickly moved to eh....but damn he's beautiful!!! So he's forgiven.
Posted by: scotte at July 18, 2006 5:14 PMWhy shouldn't Aiden crossover into a rockstar, poet or mid-list author? Because he doesn't take his writing seriously.
Posted by: whitney houston at July 19, 2006 10:32 AMI couldn't disagree with Mike more.
MY UNDOING is a fun, sexy, provocative and witty summer read.
I really enjoyed learning about Shaw's life: what sexual opportunities a well-endowed porn star enjoys, the lifestyle, his decisions for better or worse, their consequences and what was going through his head.
Some of the most intriguing and exciting parts of the book had nothing to do with sex, such as Shaw's car accident and his stalker.
Maybe Mike found it boring because Mike is a popular man with a big tool whose own experiences are too similar to Shaw's.
But for repressed, undersexed red state gays with little involvement in gay club life like me, it's an amusing and revealing ride.
Furthermore, Shaw (or his collaborator/ editors) are sharper than the average writers. Shaw is great at exposing irony and reporting comical tricks he's had to turn. Lots of funny moments.
I wasn't bored a bit, and I've suffered through much more poorly crafted books about the same kind of guys.
I would recommend MY UNDOING.
My reaction to Aiden Shaw's sex appeal is also opposite to Mike's.
I find his storytelling and life lessons MUCH more interesting than his body.
Aiden Shaw isn't the only one with a big tool out there. He's HIV positive and older than men I'm into, so I was much more attracted to his journey.
I don't know that I would even have sex with him if he offered!
But we could hang out.
Posted by: at July 19, 2006 12:46 PMi love this site it makes me so horney
Posted by: sam at July 19, 2006 1:07 PMthanks i forgot about aiden shaw for a while!
Posted by: suckafree at July 19, 2006 6:08 PMReading Aiden's book is like watching a train wreck: a catastrophe that you can't take your eyes from. Amazing how much we all forgive someone just because they have a big dick.
Posted by: extrafusal at July 20, 2006 6:54 PMhe is so sexy
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