July 11, 2005
Michael Lucas to GPB: Abs Not Flab!
The Gay Porn Blog Interview with Michael Lucas received more comments -- both positive and negative -- than any other in GPB's history. Just like the man himself, the interview proved controversial and polarizing. Among the visitors was Michael Lucas himself, who sent us a photo to prove that he hasn't gotten (as at least one poster suggested) "fat and bald." I should say not!
-- Mike
Gee, hate to split hairs here -- and I know how delicate M. Lucas' ego is -- but his post didn't get the most comments ever, not by a long shot. To date Mark Dalton Busted holds that dubious honor with 73 comments.
Best,
-- Jack
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Michael Lucas is the hottest guy in gay porn!!!
Posted by: Donald at July 11, 2005 3:07 PMHes still dirty and nasty....whick may be a good thing for some people!!!
Posted by: puddin at July 11, 2005 3:58 PMYeah, he may not have gone flabby or bald, but he is no better looking either.
Posted by: NY'r at July 11, 2005 4:25 PMMichael always has great photos and visual concepts - does he do his own art directions?
Posted by: Francois Comtois at July 11, 2005 5:18 PMPainted on. I've seen them melt when he sweats.
Posted by: naprem at July 11, 2005 5:25 PMMicheal Lucas....so many things i could say about him. Nothing that a hundred grand and a smart plastic surgeon couldn't fix, or maybe deportation, and a big bitch slap!
Posted by: shane at July 11, 2005 11:35 PMAm I the only one who thinks of a duck-billed platypus when I look at Michael Lucas?
Posted by: quackery at July 12, 2005 7:05 AMThose abs are real, I got the chance to feel them when he was performing at the Watergarden down here in Florida a few weeks ago. Trust me, his performance was off the hook, and he was sweating plenty. The only thing melting was the audience.
Posted by: Donald Duke at July 12, 2005 7:20 AMMichael Lucas is certainly attractive and the bad-mouthing is pointless. But watch "Dangerous Liaisons" ... the abs are nowhere to be seen there. He's far from being fat but this picture is at best a flaterring one ... He is not muscled.
Posted by: anonymous at July 12, 2005 8:13 AM"Am I the only one who thinks of a duck-billed platypus when I look at Michael Lucas?"
No, you're not the only one. And everytime he speaks I imagine him saying "Incoming wessel, Captain" (a la Pavel Chekov).
Posted by: sin at July 12, 2005 8:29 AMI actually saw Michael perform over the 4th of July Weekend here in Miami at club Score. What a great show. He was actually perfomring with a full hard on. As for his abs, he's got a six-pack. He was pouring water all over his muscled body and let me tell you, those abs stayed on. Nothing painted about them, you jealous queens.
Posted by: todd at July 12, 2005 11:09 AMHe's always saying models are dirty and nasty but I've seen him on many an occasion sucking and licking on some of the dirtiest and nastiest feet out there.
Everything about him screams major league bottom.
Why is being a bottom considered such a bad thing. I don't get it who would we fuck if it werent' for bottoms?
Posted by: BigDaddyMeat at July 12, 2005 4:51 PMBig Daddy Meat....your right big, but i dont think he would be a good bottom...I hate lazy bottoms, and he looks to me like he would lay there....my BF on the other hand is a great bottom....if i stuck a quarter up there, a nickle and 2 dimes would come out, thats talent!!!
Posted by: shane at July 12, 2005 7:25 PMA couple of weeks ago I was stung by a paper wasp on my lip. Within a few minutes my lip had swollen up to four times its normal size. I looked in the mirror and was instantly reminded of Jocelyn Wildenstein, the notorious "Cat Lady", who has spent a ridiculous amount on cosmetic surgery to make herself look like a feline. Knowing how freakish I appeared, I called it a night and went to bed. Imagine my surprise when I awoke the next morning to see that the swelling in my lip had gone down enough to make me look just like Michael Lucas. Oh, the horror!
Posted by: art_smass at July 13, 2005 8:41 AMHa! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I think it’s funny how he sends you guys a photo to try and prove something he doesn’t have. And I ‘m still laughing at the fact that he literally pays magazines to feature him. LOL!
The only time he seems to be ‘ripped’ is when it’s a professional shot. I wouldn’t go as far as saying he’s fat, however he looks a lil flabby around the ass as well as the stomach area. Plus his hairiness helps cover the flabs(look at his other pics)
Also, look at his hair…The hairline IS increasing, but he’s able to cover it with the hair on top. But I don’t understand what the big deal is. Aging is a part of life. It’s natural, and gay men need to stop being so obsessed with this type of shit.
Michael, let’s say it together…1…..2….3…
I’M FAT. I’M BALD. AND I’M TOTALLY PROUD. SO DON’T MAKE ME SAY IT OUT LOUD!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
I’M FAT. I’M BALD. AND I’M TOTALLY PROUD. SO DON’T MAKE ME SAY IT OUT LOUD!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
I’M FAT. I’M BALD. AND I’M TOTALLY PROUD. SO DON’T MAKE ME SAY IT OUT LOUD!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
One More Time:
I’M FAT. I’M BALD. AND I’M TOTALLY PROUD. SO DON’T MAKE ME SAY IT OUT LOUD!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Posted by: Nah... at July 14, 2005 8:20 AMWow, Michael Lucas is fat and ugly. You guys are doing way too many drugs. Jelousy will kill you. I see him every day at the gym. He looks just stunning. I guess Mr. Nah was fired from his shoot and now has a lot of time on his hands.
Posted by: Tad at July 14, 2005 4:00 PMWhoever is writing this crap about michael obviously did not see him in dangerous liasons! he's hotter than ever!
Posted by: grover at July 24, 2005 6:09 AMbitch, he's now up to 84 comments!
Posted by: bitchbuster at July 24, 2005 6:14 AM
