Grabby Gay Porn Awards

It's now official -- Wet Palms is the #1 Gay Sex Comedy in America!, yet another in a long list of ignominious tag lines (So much for "America's #1 Gaytime Sex Drama!"). After a long weekend of whips and dip in the nether regions of the Chicago Hyatt, it's good to be back in the California sun. Sadly, the amount of salvageable photos that came out of the long haze of the weekend amounts to, by my last count, three. To wit:

Zak Spears impersonates 'Le Penseur.'

Gus Mattox bought me Frango at Marshall Field's, but all I got was (a picture of him in) this lousy t-shirt.

Bret Wolfe and Gus Mattox hawk tickets for crack. Er, for I mean for Will Clark.

Next time I'll bring a working camera (and a steadier hand). For a complete list of Grabby winners, click here.

-- Mike

Grabby Awards: The Outside Scoop

Gay porn awards are, themselves, a rather dubious distinction. Imagine how many guffaws I get when you I tell people I've won a GayVN for Best Screenplay. Not to mention trying to tell them you're nominated for a Grabby. Pornographers can't get no respect.

This Memorial Day, Chicago hosts The Grabbys (the gay porn award handed out by Gay Chicago Magazine) and IML (International Mr. Leather). I can't remember which one I'm here for, but the stars are out in full harness.

Not to be all Jizz Smith, but I just returned from Bret Wolfe's 30th Birthday (t'was Wet Palms themed, natch) where I saw bearded Bret with original Wet Palms veteran Brad "Barbie" Benton, as well as a few new additions including a besot Bobby Williams ("Don't Say A WORD about Bad Boys Pool Party!") and a lovingly vampiric Pete Ross.

The kids gathered round an issue of Gay Chicago magazine fighting over who had the most pictures. Frederick Ford begged for a casting couch while Troy Punk canoodled with a handsome new beau, nearly upsetting the Swedish-meatballs-and-birthday-cake spread on the pool
table. True Glamour!

Tomorrow the leather-and-lays weekend kicks into full gear with more parties, more porn stars and more bad gossip.

-- Mike

Chi Chi Rocks Trannyshack

As if I didn't post enough pictures of drag queens this week, I can't not post photos from Tuesday's Trannyshack -- San Francisco's legendary (and raunchy!) drag show -- because Chi Chi LaRue herself hosted and all San Fran's pornerati, along with her legions of admirers and tons of aspiring porn pup showed up to revel in the twisted spectacle of it all. The show was appropriately entitled "Addicted to Porn".

It was for sure the most crowded night at the Shack in recent memory. People loves them some Chi Chi.

Scads of hot young gay porn hopefuls were throwing themselves at Ms. LaRue all night.

Michael Soldier's drag alter ego, Precious Moments performed two numbers. Precious is in the red accompanied by Jordan L'More (L) and Peggy L'eggs (M), her Pepperspray bandmates.

Last minute jitters for Chi Chi?

Jack Ryan -- one of many porn stars on hand -- sidles up at the bar beside some hottie.

Tim and Roma's Sister Roma showed up out of her usual nun drag and in sexxxy womanly drag. Mike and I were beside ourselves!

Mr. PAM! was on-hand to film it all, natch.

Uberdiva Juanita More posing with rising porn star Justin Gemineye (who can be seen in Falcon's Getting It In the End. Was he auditioning to be the newest Moreboy?

Trannyshack hostess Heklina mugs for a documentary film crew. I have no idea where Peaches Christ was.

Chi Chi threw out a tall stack of new releases from Falcon and Channel1 and by the way the crowd was freaking out you'd think she was giving out free crack candy.

Renowned fag Michael Soldier licked a real girl's vagina on stage, which illiicted more gasps of horror than when Buttlicka of Guerneville defecated on a television set.

Even the Unsinkable Bambi Lake made an appearance.

Bi-affection abound! I caught Mike lick-a-ing Buttlicka's breasts! Trannychaser!

He would later go on to deny it, but I have the evidence right here.

-- Jack

Gay Porn Giveaway

"Argh! Stowaways!"

Free gay porn is perhaps the most tangible benefit of being a gay porn blogger and gay porn reviewer. It's also a chore -- sorting through thousands of fair-to-middling titles, looking for something new or noteworthy -- which is why we were so excited earlier this month to see Mutiny from Dark Alley Media.

Fleshbot, our favorite partner in porno, is doing us one better and giving away autographed copies of the nouveau vague sailor sex-a-thon with a New Yorker-style captioning contest. Coming up with a caption for pornographic puzzle isn't the easiest task -- porn isn't the subtlest of mediums -- but we're sure you're up for it.

- Mike

Amateur Gay Porn: The Body Shoppe

With the largest swell of youth since the baby boom, amateur gay porn producers have their hands full. For a few hundred bucks -- and sometimes even less -- there are a steady stream of college students, Marines and down-on-their-luck surfers willing to come over and jerk off on some pervert's couch.

Uncle Don of The Body Shoppe is one of the dirtiest fucks in the business. Don has no shame, thank god. Part reality show, part home video, Uncle Don puts on old straight porn and tries to teach his willing captives “the old Marine Corps reach around.” Hot stuff.

These aren't gay guys playing straight -- they're an honest mix of awkward and cocky, hard-up and horny, curious and wary. But Uncle Don talks a good game and, when he's lucky -- or when he's got one of them alone and hard -- the avuncular director may get in a stroke of his own. Uncle Don is all about bad touch (though how inappropriate can it be when you're jerking off on a stranger's coffee table?)...

Hanes briefs, baby fat, wall mirrors and bad tattoos are all part of the rigidly hot charm of the Body Shoppe. When Don's especially lucky, one of the boys will let The Mask, Don's hooded and gloved compatriot kneel down and suck him dry. Amid the incessant off-camera moans of straight porn, the boys learn the Tao of Don. And an empty bank account has no qualms and a stiff dick has no conscience.

--Mike

Matthew Rush's Golden Globes

While others have taken to lyrical whimsy over Matthew Rush's bronzed orbs, I've been to glued to the screen. Matthew's ass has never looked better than on the cover of Bootstrap, the two cheeks harnessed in a smart black job while his hulking chest looms in framed hemispheres of flesh. When sexy footballer Kane O'Farrell parts his cheeks for a rimming, Matt's ass nearly swallows Kane's head whole.

Rush is big and handsome to be sure, but I'm more about butt than bulk. And watching Kane burrow like a sex pig nosing for truffles I quickly became entranced by the round, plump buttocks. Matt's ass is like a pair of tits, in a totally sexy way...

And Kane grabs those cheeks like a punk copping a feel -- and you can see Matt ache for a little furtive cock. Who wouldn't want to give it too him. Unfortunately, Rush doesn't bottom here, as in Taking Flight, but his scene with Kane and Ivan Andros is terrific nonetheless. I can't thank you enough, Steven Scarborough, for giving gay porn viewers another filthy, ass-watering eye-bulging glorious scene.

-- Mike

Top Model, Gay Porn Star

Just when you thought the staff of America's Next Top Model couldn't get any gayer, witness Bertini (far right). The would-be South African dancer got a little TOO into a spicy shoot on the niche hit reality show. Of course, we saw him first ... when he auditioned for gay porn soap Wet Palms.

Bad-touch Bertini was accused by a crocodile-teared Keenya of brushing, moaning and otherwise acting sexy on last night's episode. I thought I recognized his crazy green eyes, but it wasn't until I saw him in a leopard skin thong that I made the gay porn connection.

Just think, if he weren't bookending whining teens for Tyra, he could have been the filling in a Rod Barry-Jason Adonis sandwich. Just think, rather than feeling up anorectic youth, he could be supping at the southern end of new Wet Palms star Marcus Iron.

In a stunning bit of coincidence, the latest episode of Wet Palms debuts on NakedSword.com today.

-- Mike

Gay Porn Star Pool Party

The gay menz love a good pool party almost as much as they love raising money for a good cause and schmoozing with naked porn stars. My favorite fire crotch, Will Clark was the genius to put the chocolate into that penut butter and voila the Bad Boy Pool Party is already on its 5th year this past weekend in Palm Springs. Though I wasn't able to go I hear it was the best-attended one to date. Lucky for us Gay Porn Blog roving photographer Jon Duede snapped some hot pics of the sex crazed porn lunatics brave community-oriented humanitarians in attendance.

(All photos by Jon Duede)

Amateur Gay Porn: Sean Cody

Amateur porn is a mixed bag. With few exceptions (mainly Dirk Yates), much of the stuff out there is sub-standard shite. The genre gets polluted. The appeal of a lot of amateur gay porn is the dubious sexuality of those involved. I won't get into the whole "they're sucking cock, they're gay" debate, but if they're too nelly the illusion is lost. And shoddy camera and poor lighting can have their charms, but there are limits.

Sean Cody has unarguably managed to get it right. His sets aren't lavish, but are a step above the standard motel room. His camera can make the steady stream of exhibitionist straight guys awfully brave.

Take Franklin, his latest discovery. He's a straight paramedic and martial arts student, but loves to flash his hairy asshole at the camera. And while he's got a tight body, nicely proportioned cock and hot face, for me it's all about his eyes. They're insane. Or is it the juxtoposition of his smooth upper body with his hairy legs and ass? Maybe I'll let the photos do the talking ...

-- Jack

(All photos courtesy SeanCody.com)

Gay Porn Weekend

More gay porn to tide you over the weekend...

NakedSword's Tim and Roma Show (free) leads our round-up of the best in new online gay porn this week, if only because a scheduling snafu resulted in me dressing up as a 72" penis on behalf of the San Francisco Dept. of Public Health. Gay Porn stars Jason Branch and Troy Punk round out the cast.

Raging Stallion has just released a bunch of movies online, including the aptly titled Terms of Endowment with monster-donged Michael Brandon in the lead role. His cock, if you've somehow missed it, is long and legendary. At one of the trade shows (no pun intended) he let me suck on a silicone replica of his "Monster," a feat in and of itself. Also worth checking out with Mr. Brandon? The mean and foul jail cell that staffed by Cops Gone Bad.

-- Mike

Yeah, yeah, yeah ... Mike's go a hardon for Raging Stallion. There's more to the world out there, dear. If you're into porn of the offline variety, do check out Falcon's latest, Bootstrap, the first in their Guest Director series, where Hot House auteur Steven Scarborough returns after a long-ass time. Steven got his start at Falcon, afterall, and Falcon's latest opus, Bootstrap is really the most.

Chi Chi's Channel 1 Releasing is giving them a run for their money with two releases this week: "Hardware" -- a Technical Ecstacy-style sex and machine romp starring J Hazzard, Joshua Adams, Jordan Vaugn, Randy Gunz, Daniel Duarte, Chad Thomas, Marc Williams, and Rob Romoni. I was also excited to get their gorgeous special edition 2-disc set for "Köllide", a German militaristic fantasia filmed on location ... somewhere (Germany I think). Stars Channel 1 Exclusives Eddie Stone, Johnny Hazzard, Jan Fischer and Tristan Bennet, along with Steve Cannon, Joshua Adams, and hot euroboys Denny Martin, Cristoph Scharff, Jason Hawke and Thom Barron. Also features Cory Koons doing his best impression of a urinal cake. Hot.

-- Jack

Gay Porn Star: Shane Rollins

While we're discussing gay porn's big-dicked bottoms, I'd like to raise my glass to Shane Rollins' and his eager ass. When I first noticed him -- on the poster for A Porn Star is Born (Raging Stallion, 2003) -- it was gorgeous muscular triangle of created by wide shoulders and a narrow waist that really turned me on. Cute kid.

However, it was his sex scene with Alex Fuerte in The Hard Way (Hot House, 2005) that got me digging through my gay porn collection, frantically combing through videography for stray scenes like a crack addict. In GayDreams (Raging Stallion, 2005), Rollins' ass -- after getting drilled with a football -- attacks spunky co-porn star Fyerfli. Shane bucks until his legs are around Fyerfli's neck, pulling his face deep into his ass.

Of course, Shane's melon cheeks aren't his only feature. Shane -- who modestly goes by the moniker Shane the Beautiful -- has got a long sweet cock that drives guys like me wild. The only proper thing to do is bend him over and pull his cock through his legs so you can dine on it and his ass at the same time.

Shane Rollins just got named to NakedSword.com's 'Dream Team' of gay porn stars and he may in fact have the best ass of the bunch. Of course, Lane Fuller and Tag Adams may be bigger pigs, but Shane's got it goin' on all over. Hot stuff.

More gay porn pics of Shane the Beautiful after the jump ...

-- Mike

Carlos Morales: The Gay Porn Blog Interview

Over the years various gay porn glitterati have held the distinct honor of being my "Favorite Porn Star". The first to hold the title was Joey Stefano. He was it for me for a long time. From there the title meandered around, at some point landing on Kurt Young, Jim Buck, Tommy Sax, Eric Manchester, Dean Phoenix, Dred Scott, Richie Fine, Johnny Hazzard, and even Kurt Marshall for a week in April, 1998.

While no one holds the title at this distinct moment in time, for a good long while recently it was Carlos Morales. I love a butch bottom, and Carlos is a butch as they come (and his ass is as insatiable as they make 'em). The freckled Venezuelan's got a fat cock that's always rock hard when he's getting pounded. He recently signed on with Raging Stallion to be an exclusive and most recently can be seen scorching up their latest epic Passport to Paradise.

all photos by Kent Taylor courtesy Raging Stallion

So, what have you been up to lately?

Well, I just signed a contract with Raging Stallion, so I am an exclusive model now. I have never had a contract with any company before, so it's kind of cool for me. Finally someone has realized my great talent and they want to make the most of it ;-)

How many movies have you done so far?
732 and I love them all. No seriously, about 50 by now.

Birthday / Zodiac Sign:
I was born in August 13th, so I am a Leo.

Single or taken?
I am single and looking for that special someone... or not even that special but just someone.

What's the best way for fans to get in touch with you?
They can visit my website , www.carlos-morales.com or they can just send me an e-mail to carlos@carlos-morales.com

What was your last non-porn day job?
The last non-porn job I had wasn't a day job. I was a bartender. Before that, I worked in a chiropractor's office helping out with the patients and dealing with the insurance companies. That part was awful, but are you getting the sense that all my jobs revolve around men?

What time do you get out of bed in the morning?
I worked for years as a go-go dancer in NYC, and you know bars close at 4:00 am here so I went to bed pretty late for a very long time, and even though I have tried to kick the habit, I am almost never out of bed before 11:00.

Favorite porn sex scene:
You mean like ever? I guess it would be one of those early 80's videos where someone would fuck a pretty boy with an extra big dick, and he pretends he doesn't like it. It may sound tired, but it always gets me. Or a gang bang video. Those are hot.

Favorite porn scene that you're in:
I think I did some of my best work ever in Branded. I had three scenes and I think all three are great. Of the more recent ones, my scene with Ivan Andros in Passport to Paradise is very hot. I think that one will be remembered for a long time.

Most prized possession?
My DVD and CD collection. I have worked hard to find gay-themed DVD's and CD's and they are very precious to me.

You've pretty much done it all on camera -- fisting, watersports, etc. However, is there anything you wouldn't do while the cameras were rolling?
Good question. I don't know the answer to that one. I guess not. Like you said, I have done everything for the camera. There is one thing I still want to do, though, I would like to be in a bisexual movie with a girl and a guy. I think that would be hot.

When was the last time you had sex off-camera?
It was two days ago with this guy I met in Chicago last year at IML. He lives two buildings away from me here in NYC, so it was a great surprise (and convenient).

Who is your favorite porn star of all time?
Well, there are a few, I am an old fashioned kind of guy, so I like the daddy types like Anthony Gallo, from a few years ago, and Jordan Rivers, who actually stopped doing gay porn and only does straight porn now. He is probably my all time favorite. Oh, and Aidan Shaw. He is a doll.

What's your favorite sexual activity?
Kissing and getting head (that's actually two, but they usually come together).

Biggest turn-off?
Drama queens

What's the biggest misconception people have about porn stars?
That we are all ego. Porn is a career for some, and I am in that category.

What muscle group are you most proud of?
My legs

Ever been on a gay porn 'casting couch'?
Yes, by choice though.

Girth or Length?
Both

What's next for Carlos Morales?
I am very exited about the new direction Raging Stallion is taking and look out because we are stepping out of the big dark room! Besides that, my website, of course (www.carlos-morales.com), which is now open in Spanish for the big Latin market and has many new features on the members area that you won't want to miss. So check it out!

11 full-length Carlos Morales videos available to download on Gay Porn Blog Theater including Falcon Studio's Drenched and Titan Media's Gorge