February 1, 2005
Gay Porn Brothers: Results
Last week, we posted a blogpoll about the hottest brothers (twins, or otherwise) to star in a gay porn film together (whether or not they actually fucked each other on camera). The poll was crashing the site for some reason, so it was only up for like three days, but the winners are ...
Dean and Dave Resnick!
Personally, I find them a bit strange looking, and, well, the whole idea of brothers jerking each other off, is sick, right, but there's no accounting for taste with you guys, is there?
Anyway, these ultrablonde ultratwinks have starred in one movie to date: Double Size: Double the Pleasure, by Pacific Sun. I guess they're cute. Whatever.
Posted in:
ewwwwww! What's so hot about Ellen DeGeneres having sex with her twin?
Posted by: Tom at February 1, 2005 10:31 PMellen and jay leno, you mean.
Posted by: skot at February 2, 2005 9:33 AMDoes anyone else see the Ellen DeGeneres resemblance??? Come on!!! These two won over Oscar and Gabriel???!!!! They even have Ellen's hair!!!
Posted by: MarcSpice at February 2, 2005 10:02 AMI AGREE 100%,THEY ARE LIKE ELLENS LONG LOST LOVE CHILDREN SHE HAD AFTER BEING BANGED BY SOME BADLY DRESSED HAIRDRESSER,SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO TASTE!!!!
Posted by: RICHARD at February 2, 2005 1:58 PMMost gay men feal they can practice self love better than anyone. What more erotic form of self love is there than making love to a mirror image? The feelings are the same and we all claim "no man can make love to a man like another man," so making love to a twin is taking that idea one erotic step further!
Posted by: BigBadJon at February 2, 2005 2:31 PMThey kind of look like robots. With make-up on. But they are kinda of cute, in a fake way.
Posted by: Airik at February 2, 2005 2:47 PMOkay, that's just creepy
Posted by: buddha at February 2, 2005 6:06 PMhere again we see more mental illness within the genre masked as being "what make's us queers so SPECIAL"
help people. get help.
Posted by: harry at February 2, 2005 9:44 PMI still don't want to see "The Ellens" do anything with each other. It's like a traffic accident. You can't not look ...
Posted by: Tom at February 2, 2005 11:58 PMcould you post pics of all these twins hopefully together with their bro? and naked too ;-0)?
Posted by: johnn at February 3, 2005 12:12 PMthey put the U in Ugly. WTF?
Posted by: strongarm at February 3, 2005 12:36 PMWhat's up with the Dollar Store mop hair? To each his own.
Posted by: RustyNail at February 3, 2005 2:43 PMShouldn't the survey be limited to real brothers, not stage name brothers such as the Rocklands?
Posted by: tim at February 3, 2005 3:50 PMI do think that they are the love Children of Ellen and Jay Leno (Dah!) but I also think that brotherly love is hot since me and my twin Bro also did (and occationaly still do) that.
Posted by: William at February 4, 2005 9:01 AMTim, the survey was, as best as I can tell, limited to real life brothers. There's no denying that the Resnicks, the Bartoks, the Christys, the Mendez and the Odyssey twins are related. Jason Adonis and Tristan Adonis really are brothers, (asside from their similar facial structure, I've heard from a number of reliable sources that they are). The same reliable sources (who've seen their IDs) say that they're brothers, too. So there you go.
Posted by: jack at February 4, 2005 10:47 AMTis true indeed. I once was a denier, now and now am a believer. You can't argue with cold, hard facts.
Posted by: Mike at February 4, 2005 12:58 PMDollar store mop hair? My dear, sweet mother had that exact same dye job in 1978 when Clairol Frost 'n' Tip was de rigueur. The nerve!
Posted by: art_smass at February 4, 2005 1:22 PMjack... And your point is??? OK, so they are brothers. We don't need a DNA test to certify this. Seems to me that the idea that these messages are trying to convey is that while we don't disagree that the Resnicks are in fact brothers, but that where in fact was the voting done for this? In Iraq? Are the powers that be in Gaydom still counting the votes? I totally agree with the Ellen DeGeneres and Jay Leno remarks. Yick.
Posted by: RustyNail at February 4, 2005 5:54 PMI think they are totally hot!
Posted by: Jeff at February 5, 2005 3:19 PMI don't think anyone should worry about the whole "brothers wanking eahc other thing" since they were obviously genetically created out of some mad scienstist's lab experiments and thus aren't actually related.
Posted by: chriso at February 11, 2005 8:46 AMWhat a vicious group of Queens here!!! First, the Resnick's don't touch each other in their only vid. In fact, before there is any skin they turn their chairs back to back, not even facing.
Next, the Rocklands are real brothers and, of course, their name is not Rockland. It's a German name I'm not publishing in this crowd.
Hmm, they look sheepish to me, perhaps they're results of a marriage between a brother and a sister?
Posted by: Marc at March 28, 2005 2:51 PMOMG!!! its so funny, these two used to do playgirl. They graduated from my school. THey were in my sisters grade!! who would of ever knew?!? I've seen their playgirl. But wow on here. I'm pretty impressed!!
Posted by: Miles at November 8, 2006 2:45 PMlol they r sooo fit froma gay lad i would have sex with them
Posted by: james at February 24, 2008 9:54 AM
