Uncut Gay Porn: Legionnaires (2003)

After a month of high-profile big-budget releases, it's worth looking at one of last year's smaller hits. Legionnaires (dir. Jean-Marc Prouveur, Oh Man! Studios) won a GayVN for Best Foreign Release and a Barcelona Award for Best Sex Scene (a hot, almost romantic prison sequence intercut throughout the film).

Filmed entirely in Morocco (though, truth be told it could have been Southern California) the camera follows a group of French Legionnaires, stuck M*A*S*H-style at a desert outpost. The hung, uncut studs are curious when a new recruit flaunts his tight young ass. They gangbang him and, as punishment, gruff Sam Griffiths sends them into the brush (where they inevitably find each other and fuck). It's a real Morroccan buffet of Middle Eastern men making love, not war.

Most of the foreign gay porn releases concentrate in emerging (submerging?) economies like Eastern Europe and Brazil, making them de facto fetish flicks. Legionnaires presents a cosmopolitan range of skin tones and a casual, comfortable sexuality that even big studios so often fail to achieve.

If you're a NakedSword.com member you can watch Legionnaires for free now. Otherwise you can download or stream it for a week at the Gay Porn Blog Theater.

-- Mike

Gay Porn on Pink TV

I Want My PinkTV! Pink TV, a new French broadcasting network has started screening four gay porn movies a night, debuting earlier this week with Falcon Studios hit Out of Athens.

When MTV gets going with the gay LOGO network next March, I doubt we'll see anything as remotely sexy as John Rutherford's high-end Johnny Brosnan/George Vidanov starrer. Filmed in Greece, produced in the US, on TV in France. I guess it's true that the language of love knows no bounds.

And while currently, Pink TV has stuck to a diet of gay porn and pop culture (Wonder Woman, So Graham Norton), maybe we need to call Vivendi or CanalPlus or someone, somewhere in France about Wet Palms. The boys would love to get their fan mail in French.

Meanwhile, HBO subscribers are getting a taste of the good life last night with Thinking XXX, a behind the scenes look at the making of the hottest coffee table book ever.

-- Mike

Gay Porn Bloggers for Kerry

Just in case anyone cared, Gay Porn Blog endorses John Kerry for President. I'm sure he's thrilled.

Remember when you had to fast-forward through the flag waving at the beginning of porn, reminding you that your afternoon toss-off was a protected by the Constitution? That's because porn used to be under attack, Fallujah-style.

Thanks to the turnout of the Christian Right in 1984, Ronald Reagan won a second term. He talked tough on porn going into the election, and afterword his new Attorney General, Edwin Meese, began zealously prosecuting obscenity cases across the country for the next 4 years. That's why pornographers felt the need to lecture -- to remind us that if you like hot penetrative sex, ya gotta support the First Amendment.

Clinton changed all that, God love him. He knew that sometimes, a cigar was just a sex toy and that a blowjob only really counted as half-sex. And he didn't think the goverment had much right checking out your web browser. Unfortunately, 2004 is looking less like 1994 and more like 1984. So stop jerkin for one hot second and use your hand to cast a ballot.

A Gay Porn Toy Story

When Chi Chi LaRue releases her new gay porn Bolt this weekend, she'll be shipping more than a DVD -- the Bolt Director's Cut Hardware Pack comes complete and 8 1/2 inch long chrome Bolt dildo. So you get three DVDs to jam in your hard drive, and one think stud to jam in your ass. The perfect coupling, no?

Rob Romoni screened BOLT for us when we were in LA. Actually we watched the three disk mega porn while he got stuffed in the room next to us by hung and very horny Cameron Fox. Ms. LaRue and rugged Chris Steele create a world ruled by force, Draconian even by standards of the Bush Administration. Zak Spears runs the futuristic machine-filled factory. Sexy Rascal Exclusive Johnny Hazzard leads the insurgents.

The Wet Palms crew was rivited to the set, watching Rob, Gus Mattox, Rod Barry and Zak Spears (whose fingers alone are the size of lesser men's cocks) spit, slurp and piss there way into freedom (of course, freedom = slavery in LaRue's Orwellian factory -- but that seems to suit the kids just fine. Star of the show is Tag Adams, piss-queen superstar who's submits to an all out pig-fest, exceptional even for an ultra-bottom.

We look forward to getting our new chrome dildo -- and we're sure that it's going to lead to some pretty awkward moments at airline check in's across the country. Someone alert Reuters.

-- Mike

Lloyd Banks Gay Porn Scandal Over

Porn-trepeneur and G Unit bad boy Lloyd Banks may not be porn star Ty Lattimore but that doesn't mean you can't pretend. I mean, in Black Balled 3, Lattimore and Cam'ron homo-nym Kamrun play gansters (albeit for a gang with inclinations for a white bottom). Or check out his G Unit (and Chad Hunt's) in Glory Holes of New York.

Baby, don't you worry about the haters.

-- Mike

I dunno ... Lloyd Banks, Ty Lattimore -- you never seen them in the same place at the same time. I'm not saying, I'm just sayin' ...

-- Jack

Mark Dalton Busted?

Wowsa. The "annonymous tips" just keep rolling in today.

A disgruntled (alleged) former trick of Mark Dalton sent me a link to the criminal record for a guy on trial in Texas who's facing domestic violence charges.

Again, I invoke my best Star Jones and emphasize the whole ALLEGEDLY thing.

Is it really Mark Dalton? You be the judge ... (mugshot in question after the jump...)

-- Jack

Brad Kroenig Naked

Some deep throat emailed me this picture of Brad Kroenig nude in response to my speculation on the supermodel's dick size. While I can't vouch for the picture's authenticity ...

I can venture a guess that perhaps it was cold on the runway that day.

-- Jack

(ed. note: I guess I'm not the only one feels this way.)

Michael Jackson's Gay Porn Contacts

On the heels of Michael Jackson's outcry against Eminem's satirical depiction of him as a child molester in his new video, Fox News (and GaySexBlog.net) report that former-porn producer F. Marc Schaffel plans to release a tell-all biography.

Earlier this year, Court TV reported that Schaffel may have been involved with Jackson in a conspiracy to silence the boy accusing Jackson of molestation. Although Jackson denies having any ties with Schaffel since 2002, Schaffel was recently seen having lunch with Jackson's ex-wife Debbie Rowe and Deiter Weizner, a marketing consultant who's worked with Jackson for over ten years.

Of course, in 2002, Jackson pulled a Schaffel-produced 9/11 tribute single and video when Schaffel's porn past was uncovered by the media. A b-rate gay porn producer director with many (terribly mediocre) titles under his belt, Schaffel's only significant footnote in gay porn may be discovering ultra-bland 80's gay-for-pay Rex Chandler.

If Schaffel's tell-all biography hits stores, it won't be the first. And I doubt it will be the most scandalous, either because how could anyone top "Michael Jackson Was My Lover: The Secret Diary of Jordie Chandler"?

Purported to be a true account from a kid who allegedly had a consentual love affair with the gloved one for years, "MJ Was My Lover" was pulled from the shelves by the Jackson camp, and really hard to come by. I've seen copies going for as much as $1,000 on eBay, which is a shame because it has delightfully graphic accounts of MJ's polka-dotted scrotum (which presumably were used to by the police in the infamous "They served a search warrant on me which allowed them to view and photograph my body, including my penis, my buttocks, my lower torso, thighs ..." search and seizure.)

-- Jack

Manhunt: Gay Models, Gay Sex or Gay Porn?

The hunt is on. A man-hunt, that is -- our new national pastime. The trick-me-once website Manhunt.net already had the gorgeous and perpetually horny Dick Wolf as its client-spokesmodel. They teamed with Wolf's home studio, Hot House, to produce Mannunt (dot) The Movie. And last night, I got a toothless hour of the semi-nude reality show, Man HUNT, the Search for Amercia's Most Gorgeous Male Model (semi-hosted by semi-goth Carmen Electra).

What's the difference? Only two out of the three got anybody off this weekend. I'll take Arpad Miklos over cornfed meat puppets anyday, but I'll take a bird in hand (or the hallway, as it were) over either in a pinch.

-- Mike

Watching Manhunt the TV show (Manhunt.tv?), I came to the following conclusion:

Adding the words "Aspiring Male Model" to anyone's dossier -- regardless of how hot they are -- instantly makes them repellent.

Furthermore, has the modeling industry changed or have I changed? Is Brad Kroenig really the best they can do right now? His protuberant brow is a bit hard for me to swallow. And, like, maybe I'm jaded or whatever, but like show me your cock or stop wasting my time.

-- Jack

Marcus Iron's Missionary Positions

Watching Marcus Iron remove the innocence of two young Mormon missionaries in BuckleRoos, I was reminded of his own de-frocking just a few years ago. The 2004 NakedSwordsman had a Bible Belt of his own to thump in the 2000 release Bad Behavior. Marcus and Chad Kennedy get lured into a leather cult while spreading the gospel and, later, their legs.

Both films aim to poke back at the Religious Right and their penchant for theories of sexual conversion. Of course, it gives new meaning to "taking of the host" but since the official spokesperson of Christianity himself invited his followers to consume his flesh. Jesus porn, coming shortly to a DVD near you, no doubt.

-- Mike

Zak Spears: The GPB Interview

To me, no other gay porn star working today epitomizes the unadulterated essence of masculinity as Zak Spears: Six-foot-two, a deep rattling voice, huge muscles, furry -- and best of all, he's versatile. Though he's been doing movies for over ten years, like a fine wine, Zak Spears only gets better with age.

In honor of Buckshot's upcoming BuckleRoos in which he plays (excellently, I might add) "the Man in Black," here is the GPB interview with Zak Spears.

Single/Taken? I am single.

Age? Proudly 40 on Jan 15, 2005.

Day Job? Personal trainer. Weekend bartender at the Faultline bar in Silverlake, LA. Student of voice-over classes. Porn Personality.

Hometown? Rochester MN.

How can fans get in touch with you? WWW.ZAKSPEARS.COM.

Do your parents know? I was asked to do the Phil Donahue Show (Phil was very nice). I told my parents the Sunday before I left for the show. Yes they knew and were surprisingly supportive.

How did you come up with your Porn Name? I used to watch "Saved By The Bell", besides wanting to ball the hell out of Mario Lopez I also liked Mark-Paul Gosselaar, the both represent just two of the types of guys I get into. His character’s name was Zak, so I used that. Chi Chi Larue came up with SPEARS since he felt that I looked like Randy Spears’ younger bother (a straight porn actor at the time.)

Your first gay experience? It was with a neighbor guy -- an older man. He was 15, I was 13. It was fun fucking him. He really liked to deep throat.

Favorite porn sex scene that you're in? I have had some great scenes with great people so there are many I like. A couple are Mario Ortiz in "Hard Cops", by Massive. Thom Barron and Brad “Oh my god your going to put that where?” Patton in "Zak Attack", by Falcon.

Favorite porn sex scene that you're NOT in? Anything that involves hot bottoms getting their holes stretched out of proportions by huge cocks then having the top pull out camera up close while the hole is still open, WOOF! That makes me so excited. I hate it when a guy lays there and whines that his holes tight. Pack some more lube in there, shove some toys up your hole, loosen it up and let’s get playing.

Corniest line of porn dialogue you've had to deliver? I’ve been in this business for close to what 12 ... 14 years. In that longevity there were a lot so no one line comes to mind.

What was the first porn film you ever saw? Most of the old Matt Sterling stuff or chain sucking by the pool ... "Class Reunion", I think.

Name a sex act you haven't tried? There aren’t any, I do as I wish and as I desire as long as it doesn’t put myself or my mate/partner or other person at risk. Safe, sane, drug free, and consensual -- that’s one of my mottos.

What do you think is your best asset? The fact that I am a very caring and loving individual, I will go out of my way to make my friends and/or family happy and comfortable. A person has my trust unless they break it or misuse it, but It is near impossible to regain that once lost.

What do you think is your worst asset? I have no patience or tolerance for people who use, manipulate or hurt others for their own gain.

Worst habit? Letting idiots driving or driving on cell phones in front me get my temper going.

Celebrity you'd most like to Date? Matt Damon, Ben Browder from Farscape, most of the AF guys, most of the male gymnastic Olympic team, you get the idea ...

Last Concert? Sarah Brightman.

Secret Fear? My closest family and friends that make up my extended family that mean most to my not being happy, loved or well taken care of. They get me through my days and being with them such as Dean Phoenix, Marcus Iron or even my old roommate, who are wonderfully kind people make things seem so great to wake up too.

Favorite Magazine? Maximum PC. Any thing with or about technology, I’m secretly a tech dork.

What's your workout routine like? I have trainer who is even more psychotic than I am in the gym, so the routine is too long to go into.

Favorite non-porn movie sex scene? None -- they bore me to tears and are never done well. If you’re going to show tits and ass, then let’s see some cock and ass.

Favorite album to fuck to? My music tastes are wide and varied; right now I would recommend the new k.d. lang CD.

Can you cook? Hell yes, Italian, German, American. And grill.

What's in the future for you? Get into voice-overs, start directing a couple of lines of adult videos geared toward MY interests for one of the key companies, buy my house, fall in love.

-- Jack

Select Zak Spears Videography:
BuckleRoos (Buckshot, 2004)
Bolt (Channel 1, 2004)
Hard Cops (Massive, 2004)
Zak Attack (Falcon, 2004)
The Joint (Men of Odyssey, 2001)
The Journey Back (Men of Odyssey, 2000)
Total Corruption 1 & 2 Double Feature (HIS, 1995)
All About Steve (HIS, 1995)
Backstage Pass (Hothouse, 1994)
Secret Sex (Catalina, 1994)
Summer Fever (Falcon, 1994)
The Fluffer (Hollywood Sales, 1994)
Hologram (HIS, 1993)
Posing Strap (HIS, 1993)
On The Mark (Hothouse, 1993)
Homegrown (Mustang, 1993)
The Abduction 2 & 3 (Falcon, 1993)
Ace in the Hole (Catalina, 1993)

Free Bret Wolfe XXX image gallery

Bret Wolfe let me take some naughty photos of him, and I'm posting them here, for you, just 'cause ...

-- Jack

Edu Boxer: The Gay Porn Blog Interview

Edu Boxer is the most strikingly beautiful men to come around gay porn in a long time, when I first saw him gracing the cover of Colt's "Big N' Plenty," I was instantly hooked. Thanks to John Rutherford, I interviewed this green-eyed Spaniard (sadly, only through email.)

How did you start doing gay porn?

I started in porno in Spain, just photo work.

How did John Rutherford find you?
Manfred Speer, the talent coordinator and long time COLT Man introduced me to John.

Did you have fun working on "Big N Plenty"
I had a great time working on it. It was a really memorable experience for me. And working with John had a great deal to do with it, I love the way he works with his models.

Describe your perfect man.
My perfect man would be 35-45 years old, 1.70-1.75 m. Hazel eyes and physically balanced, not too big and not too small. Hairy and masculine. He must be natural, confident and with a little hidden flaw or imperfection that would just bring out both the best and the worse in me.

Name a celebrity you'd most like to fuck.
Luis Figo, the Portuguese footballer.

How did you come up with your Porn Name?
My name comes from my passion; The boxer [dog] (I have four: Franco, Aura, Attila and Alba) I also used to enjoy doing some boxing.

Favorite Body part?
Pecs.

Least favorite body part?
Thumbs.

Are there any porn stars you'd like to do a scene with?
Jeff Sryker, Tom Chase, Alan Parker, Arpad Miklos.

How do you stay in such great shape?
Training dogs -- my boxers.

What was your first gay experience?
After I just finished military service, I was hitching home. A car stopped, inside was a handsome man of about 40. I got in, he drove a hidden country lane. He sucked me off till I came, then he drove me home. 

Do your parents know you're a porn star?
My parents know nothing of what I do.

Are you single?
Yes I am.

Is there an easy way for fans to get in touch with you?
My fans could contact me through the COLT web page.

Edu Boxer Videography:
Big N' Plenty (Colt Studios)
Minute Man #21 (Colt Studios)
BuckleRoos Part 1 (Buckshot Productions)

More Gay Porn, More Wet Palms

Wet Palms' star underwear model (and drug-addled boyfriend) Peter Dune (aka Jason Ridge) cleans his act up long enough to take pics with Jack.

Looks like a soap star, fucks like a porn star. Check him in this week's (just released) episode.

I gotta get back to the set. I smell smoke.

-- Mike

Wet Palms' Gay Porn Star Q&A

When the men of Wet Palms aren't relaxing by the pool or squatting over a fat cock (or drinking diet Red Bull by the gallon), they sit around the fire with us plebes and tell us campfire tales. War stories. Tales from the trenches and the troughs of America.

So, um, yeah -- we're sort of bored of all there stories of orgies and donkey dicks and vice squads. We thought we'd give you a chance. Write us your most pressing questions and we'll pass them on to the boys.

We'll then post the answers on the Wet Palms Blog and film the most, er, penetrating questions for the DVD.

Here's your line-up. Ready! Aim! Fire!

Jason Adonis
Rod Barry
Brad Benton
Will Clark
Gabriel Knight
Jason Ridge
Ethan Marc
Gus Mattox
Rob Romoni
Zak Spears
Michael Soldier
Bret Wolfe

If we really like your question, we'll send you a free copy of the first season of Wet Palms, on DVD or online. Now get to it, all you would-be porn-trepeneurs.

Send us an email and we'll get you the dirty. Or, at the very least, a pair of dirty porn star underwear.

-- Mike

Wet Palms Dispatch: Day One, Take Two

Hot damn. We arrive at Bob Hope Airport (formerly glamorous Burbank) to find that Cameron Fox and Gus Mattox have joined the cast of Wet Palms. For the latest on this session of the Wet Palms production, check out WetPalms.com and WetPalmsBlog.com. Or, even better yet, check out the first episode of Wet Palms, now playing.

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