Porn: The New Red Wine

Randy government-funded Australian researchers have concluded that daily porn consumption is an essential part of a healthy media diet according to the Manila Bulletin Online.

''When you look at people who are using it in everyday life, over 90 per cent report it has had a very positive effect,'' author Alan McKee said.

Hot. Reminds me of my Aunt Eileen, a jeroboam of cheap Bordeaux and researched-based alcoholism. Bottoms Up!

-- Mike