September 30, 2004
Wet Palms Debut!
Woo-hoo! The first episode of Wet Palms is finally live and kicking. Nearly nine months since conception, our porn soap opera is born. A The first episode is available now exclusively through NakedSword.com and (cause we're special) our Gay Porn Blog Theater.
Still not sure? Check out a free preview here:
I'd write more but I've got miles to go before I sleep (we start shooting the next set of episodes this Saturday in LA) ... and there are miles to go before Jack wakes.
-- Mike
September 29, 2004
2004 Folsom Street Fair Swarming with Gay Porn Stars!
San Francisco's Folsom Street Fair is always one of the highlights of my year, but usually because it's an excuse to make fun of all the saggy old men in ass-less leather chaps.
But this year, the SF-based porn studios used it as an excuse to show off by having the biggest gay porn stars on hand. You couldn't throw a cock ring without hitting a porn star in the head.
Good thing I took my camera ...
Colt Studios Booth
Diego De La Hoya ... friendliest porn star ever!
Delightfully furry "BuckleRoos" star Sam Shadon.
Dean Phoenix (!!!) wraps his pythons around uber-director John Rutherford.
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Falcon Studios Booth
Gus Mattox flashes me his his million dollar smile. OK, maybe he's the nicest porn star ever.
Will someone please tell Falcon Lifetime Exclusive Matthew Rush to start going to the gym? (Ha ha ha ... just the jokes, folks!)
Matthew Rush signs his supercock for a fan. How ... postmodern?
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Hot House Booth
Dick "Krazee-Eyez" Wolf
Unabashed self fister Alex Collack takes a moment with Dick Wolf.
Rising star Fredrick Ford and his crazy abs. More on him soon.
Kent North
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Raging Stallion Booth
Tag Adams, looking fetching with some facial scruff, gives me a little show.
New Raging Stallion porno pup Damien Drake
Muscle god Eric Evans
Raging Stallion lube grip Ben (left) with Sean Storm.
Raging Stallion's official Web site.
-- All photos by Jack Shamama
September 25, 2004
Gay Porn and Horny Poolboys
My head's all stuck with pool boys. Jack and I are handing over final draft of the second half of the first season of Wet Palms to Brett and Tim on Monday. So I've got chlorinated water on the brain.
The pool boy is a staple of gay porn -- heck, it's a staple of Jackie Collins and Danielle Steele and desperate housewives. Sun-baked, lithe, young, crammed into tight shorts -- and so fucking horny that they'll play hump the host like a quarterhorse out of the gate. By nature the poolboy is disposable. A good fuck. Eye candy. Perfect.
Porn, as it turns out, is really the pool boy of media. Sex on demand. This realization does not negate the fact that I still don't have a pool. Or boy. In other words, here's what I've been wanking to:
Plunge: Joey Stefano in a pre-condom classic rife with Speedo worship. Director Steven Scarborough (now of Hot House) directed this Falcon classic.
Poolside with Dean Phoenix: Who wouldn't want to be? Stunning videography, loads of hot sex and, of course, Dean Phoenix.
Porn Struck: Filmed at the All Worlds Resort, Dirk Yates' crew uses its pool to maximum capacity.
-- Mike
September 24, 2004
Poor thing
How many times has Sally had to say, "It's pronounced man-geena"?
(thx. Sparks)
September 22, 2004
Wet Palms Leads Guardian Sex Issue
Looks like even the staid old SF Bay Guardian is pricking up its ears. Wet Palms got the cover story for their (first?) annual Sex Issue. (That's Dick Wolf's ass on the cover, with Michael Soldier's hand on his ass).
As for some of the quotes, we can't really respond. Our feet are too far back in our mouths. But thank god someone is finally paying attention to San Francisco's booming (and culturally significant) gay porn industry. And, well, us.
Dirty Soap (SF Bay Guardian Article).
September 21, 2004
Gus Mattox: The Gay Porn Blog Interview
Its ochre stucco arches opened onto a terrace that boasted a spectacular -- if vertiginous -- view. The azure sea lay a dizzying 1,000 feet below, and spotlights mounted on the cliff just beneath the terrace illuminated the hotel�s clean art-deco lines. ...
These aren't the kind of perfectly crafted sentences I expected to find on a porn star's web site. But then Gus Mattox isn't your average porn star. For him, being in gay porn isn't his life's work, but rather one element in a long and varied career in the stage and screen.
Before he started doing movies, he composed the score to an Oscar-nominated film (Metropolitan,) wrote dozens of off-off-Broadway shows and acted in two National Tours. This afforded him the ability to write the scripts for the movies he stars in. And, unlike some others, he's completely open about his non-porn life, which is refreshing.
(Images courtesy WhipFlash Studios and John Skalicky/Falcon Studios)
First start with a few words about your most recent project. I shot a scene a few weeks ago for Falcon, directed by Steven Scarborough. Although Steven is Mr. Hothouse now, he used to work for Falcon a lot and they had some sort of final business arrangement to take care of. I benefited from that by being able to work with him while still a Falcon exclusive.
Single/Taken?
S-I-N-G-L-E!!!
Age?
I'll be 44 11/14/04
Day Job?
Not at present
Hometown?
A small town about 65 miles north of New York City.
How can fans get in touch with you? Gusmattox.com
has a guest book as well as an e-mail link. I love hearing from folks and I respond to everything!
OK, so why the hell did you decide to become a porn star? Because I was asked! In addition to having fun doing the work, I hoped it would bring me greater visibility for my writing, my mainstream acting and other things. So far, it's working out pretty well.
Do your parents know? Yup. I told them (and everyone else) right away. I'm not a kid, after all, but I wasn't going to go back into the closet at this point. But, mostly, I figured there's a possibility they might have found out some other way, and I thought I'd save them any embarrassment by giving them all the information upfront.
How did you come up with your porn name? I wish I could remember. It's been my online cruising persona for ages. I do remember in my high school social psychology class learning that the eye is drawn to any word with an "X" in it in the hope that the word will be "sex." Hence, "Mattox". I just don't remember where "Gus" came from.
Your first gay experience? Being born.
Favorite porn scene that you're in? Couldn't say, really. But the most fun to shoot was the most recent one (with Dean Monroe and Shane Rollins.) I was positioned through most of the scene in ways that really felt like I was HAVING sex, rather than SHOOTING it. I went back to the hotel that day with a smile on my face.
Favorite porn scene that you're NOT in? That's easy: The scene in Seamen (Fallen Angel) with Mike Powers, Jon Galt and Patrick Knight. Hands down. No contest. Case closed!
What's the corniest line of porn dialogue you've had to deliver? "C'mon kid, sing!" Ooops -- that's from 42nd Street, which I toured in. Hmmm.... I seem to recall the transition in "The Recruits" to get Cade Devlin down on my dick was less than elegant.
What was the first porn you ever saw? Whatever was showing at The Adonis Theater on 8th Avenue the first time I got up the nerve to go in.
Name a sex act you haven't tried. Fisting. Honestly, it just doesn't interest me. Not that there's anything wrong with it...
What do you think is your best asset? My smile, I guess.
What do you think is your worst asset? My butt, from some angles.
What do you have a weakness for? Chocolate and cheese. And screwball comedy.
Name the celebrity you're most often told you look like. Chris Isaak and Harry Connick, Jr.
Name a CD currently in your CD player. Do I have to? It'll ruin my image. (Sigh) Richard Strauss: "Ein Heldenleben".
Favorite Magazine? Don't read 'em.
What's your workout routine like? I have a six-day routine: a different body part each day plus 30 minutes cardio. Really simple.
Favorite non-porn movie sex scene? Angie Dickinson in the taxi in Dressed to Kill.
Can you cook? Can I cook?! Oy, can I cook!
Would you ever date a Republican? God, no! I wouldn't mind plowing Tucker Carlson just to say I did, but I do have my standards, after all.
What's in the future for you? I've got an itch to do another show, so I'll probably start auditioning again. But, I've been on a writing jag lately, and I'm going to see about pursuing that more seriously. I've worked in porn for a year now. Believe me, there's plenty of material for a book!
-- Jack
Gus Mattox Videography:
Bolt (Rascal, 2004)
FiveStar (Titan, 2004)
Taking Flight Part 2 (Falcon, 2004)
Kept (Falcon, 2004)
Raw Footage (Rascal, 2004)
The Recruits (Falcon, 2004)
What Men Do (Rascal, 2003)
Brooklyn Meat Company (Pacific Sun, 1999)
September 19, 2004
Getting Wood for Justin Dragon
I remember meeting Justin Dragon (bottom, right) when he appeared on The Tim and Roma Show, back in the day. He was introspective and brooding but highly sexual. We went out for beers at the Eagle afterwords and watched mud wrestling. Then I went home and watched Big Timber.
There's a good scene where muscle-ghost Josh Weston rewards his environmental companions with some thick-dicked lovin' in the following gay porn clip from Falcon Studios' Big Timber, but it ends in one of my favorite 'lucky pierre' three-ways of all time. Anyhoo, have at it.
56k|100k|350k (free Falcon porn clips courtesy NakedSword.com)
Big Timber is one of my favorite Kristofer Weston-John Rutherford collaborations. Joe Foster, Josh Weston and Brad Benton are trying to save a forest from menacing condo party lumberjacks in Northen California (menacingly portrayed by Clay Maverick, Jack Ryan and Justin Dragon). They chain themselves to trees, but that doesn't last long.
56k|100k|350k (free Falcon gay porn clips courtesy NakedSword.com)
-- Mike
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Karen Dior Memorial
DIOR MEMORIAL & CELEBRATION ANNOUNCED
(September 15th, 2004) Producers Marshall O Boy and Will Clark announced today the lineup for a fundraising event memorializing and celebrating the life of Geoffrey Karen Dior, one of Los Angeles' enduring personalities. The event, which will raise money for L.A. Shanti (http://www.lashanti.org), will take place on Sunday October 10th from 6pm to 9pm at Micky's (8857 Santa Monica Blvd near San Vicente). This event is open to the public and there will be a suggested donation at the door although no one will be turned away due to lack of funds. Mickys is handicapped accessible.
Dior's friends have volunteered to memorialize through performances. Chi Chi LaRue will host the event and DJ Canby will spin. The following are currently scheduled to perform: Billy Masters, Chris Green, Dino Philips, The Fabulous Phyllis, Irene Soderberg, Jackie Beat, Kevin Kramer, Lana Luster, Marshall O Boy and the Well Hungarians, Momma, Pat Briggs, Pussy Tourette, Richard Halpern, Sharon Kane and the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence with porn pups Bastian, Rik Jammer and others providing a little extra bootylicious entertainment in the first half hour of the event (so get there early). Additional performers will be announced closer to the date of the event.
Karen, born Geoff Gann, February 14th, 1967, was an industry personality, performing songs as a woman, directing porn as a man, becoming a porn performer himself as Rick Van and of course crossing over into mainstream Hollywood entertainment appearing in a commercial for a popular razor as well as appearances on VERONICA'S CLOSET and XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS. On August 25th, 2004 passed away due to complications from AIDS. You can read more about his work at http://www.karendior.net
About L.A. Shanti: "For 20 years, L.A. Shanti has provided "Tools for Living" for diverse communities affected by HIV/AIDS and other life-threatening illnesses, serving over 4,000 clients in the last year alone. The "Tools for Living" they provide in their services are the core of how they have transformed lives: Lives enriched with physical well-being and emotional courage.
Press inquiries?
Marshall O Boy
Oboys123@aol.com
310.289.8517
September 18, 2004
Jeff Stryker's Son Attacked
LA's NBC 4 reports that the son of Charles Peyton (aka Jeff Stryker) was hospitalized after what was perhaps was a racially motivated beating (Peyton is identified as Armenian).
Transcript and video clip of the story found here.
Chad Hunt: 'Lost' In Penetration
I got a screener for Lost, Michael Lucas' latest meditation on the fickle nature of monogamy (Can one be monogamous, and still participate in the orgy?), I didn't expect to be surprised at the size of Chad Hunt's cock. I mean, it's not exactly underexposed. He's in nearly every one of the Fire Island Cruising series, not to mention Hunt and Plunge and Vengeance. And that's not even counting his work with Falcon and Rascal. Point: I've seen Chad Hunt's horse cock more than a few times.
Yet it never ceases to amaze me. Sex with Chad Hunt -- or Chad Donovan, Jeff Stryker or Ken Ryker, to name but a few -- is something more akin to a sexed up version of Fear Factor. In Lost, Hunt plunges this guy who looks oddly like Zeb Atlas, at least from the rear. But Chad Hunt is so big that sometimes it looks more like he's fisting his partner than fucking him.
-- Mike
September 17, 2004
Eminem Naked, Nude, without clothes, in the buff, sans v�tements
Love him or hate him, you have to admit that Marshall's got the cutest l'il muffin ass. He may call himself "slim shady," but he def. has some junk in the trunk. (Sorry, I'm hungover, that's the best I could come up with.)
-- Jack
Guess who's back? Back again. Shady's back. Tell a friend.
Nice job, Jacque! I've been after that fine ass for years ...
Guess who's back? (Back again!) Shady's back. Tell a friend.
Nice job, Jacque! I've been after that fine ass for years. I have dreams of pullin' his head back and turning "My Name Is..." from a pop-rap into nasty talk.
Eminem's gay tendencies are SO HOT. And lest we forget that well-reasoned and impassioned plea "If we can hump dead animals then there's no reason a man and another man can't elope!" not to mention his gay-friendly if style and taste deprived taxi dance with Elton John. Oh and mixed message of his gay stalker/Dido-ated hit "Stan."
Marshall Mathers may not have a sex tape out yet, but give it time. I'm gonna have to rub out one to my favorite white homeboy Stonie. At least his carpet matches the drapes.
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-- Mike
September 16, 2004
Jason Adonis Crashes Wet Palms
My pathetic entreaties to Wet Palms casting appear to have worked. I just got news that Jason Adonis -- the throbbing piece of muscle trade I begged for not three days ago -- is set to join the cast of the gay porn soap half way through the first season!
Launch date for Wet Palms is now Sept. 30th. Only 14 days to go ... (and then we start shooting again!)
More news to follow as our sources "Deep Throat" us old gossip and new press releases.
-- Mike
September 15, 2004
All That Jizz: Gay Porn Greatest Titles
Everyone remembers Edward Penishands. The oh-so-clever 1998 straight porn title ushered in new golden era of porno puns and homages to Hollywood. While the straight industry's Snatch Adams and Good Will Humping made for trash-chic parlor games and a neverendling source dot-com bon mots.
The gay porn industry, of course, was far more prolific in its porno spoofs. Funny porn titles are more than a tradition with gays -- our homegrown version of haiku.
While larger studios go minimalist with one word mood titles (e.g. Drenched, Reload, Exhibition, Addiction) the scrappier smaller studios use any means necessary to get attention.
Here's a few of my favorites.
American Booty (Hollywood Sales): Stonie's fine ass on the cover? Now that's art!
Forest Rump (Hollywood Sales): "Jenny, I think I ruined your roommate's bathrobe." Not to be confused with Sorest Rump, a straight flick.
Dirty Hairy (All Worlds Video): A porn video from Burning Man?
The Big Thrill (Falcon Studio): Superhung Colby Taylor probes the meaning of life, old friends at a weekend reunion.
Saving Ryan's Privates (Hollywood Sales>: Did Spielberg not see this coming? (Not to mention the rumored Schindler's Fist and Shaving Ryan's Privates.
I Know Who You Did Last Summer (Hollywood Sales): Who doesn't?
Terms of Endowment: Michael Brandon just had to take it there. From the people who brought you Raiders of the Lost Arse.
I'm sure I'm missing plenty. Hit me up if you've got better contender.
-- Mike
September 14, 2004
Bicurious?
I love a good straight porn as much as the next (straight) guy -- I mean, it was the first porn I ever saw, so it takes me back. And straight dudes are hot. Plus sometimes it's nice to watch a movie and not recognize (or have dated) a single actor.
I know some of you guys out there might recoil at the idea, but I strongly recommend it. And if you're not sure where to start, bisexual porn is a good place, and Stable Entertainment's Goosed! and Goosed Again! are among the better ones out there. (Between the two of them, these films have won the most GayVN awards of any Bi title).
Overlooking the reatarded "Mother Goose" theme, these two films are great because they feature top gay stars alongside top straight stars. (Often "Bi" titles are really straight titles with a random gay actor thrown in for good measure or vice versa.)
And I don't know. Maybe there's just something egalitarian about watching a straight dude get a BJ along side a gay dude in a hot tub.
With the "Goosed" titles, director Anthony Rose does a great job of giving a li'l bit of something for everyone, including Logan Reed, T.J. Hart, Alex Wilcox, Michael Brandon, Jesse Martin and quite a few other hotties.
-- Jack
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September 13, 2004
Jason Adonis Leaves Falcon 'Nest'
News came earlier this week former muscle stud Falcon Lifetime Exclusive Jason Adonis was released from his contract by the legendary Falcon Family of Companies. Guess the promotion of fall release Night Flight, his first film with the company, will rest on the broad shouders of ex-fellow FLE Matthew Rush. While the much-promoted Adonis is now a free agent, brother Tristan is expected to stick around.
I watched Man of the Year with a bunch of friends over the weekend, a Jet Set flick from his pre-FLE days. He interviews for a bunch of prospectives for a similar Jet Set-stylie Nomination -- the coveted Jet Set 'Man of the Year' title. In the end, of course, he just ends up fucking everybody.
If the high-energy Adonis needs a place to crash, I know a place in West Hollywood with a vacancy. There's no room service, but the clientele's friendly enough and according to sources, he's still in good with the manager.
-- Mike
OK, of course I have to throw in my two cents about Mr. Adonis. I just saw "Taking Flight" and my infatuation with him grows. It's hard for me to put in words. Something about his ... masculine mystique? On the surface, he's this big jocky muscle stud. But then he has this really feminine and beatific face. I got his autograph at a Falcon-sponsored event and he has this very boyish handwriting that I found utterly charming, but added to my obsession. Is he gay or straight? Usually, it's just a marketing ploy, but with Jason, it's like he manages to transcend into some in-between space. Plus, god, he has the most perfect butthole ever. It's like a puckering little pink "o". You can see what I'm talking about in Mirage, and American Porn Star.
-- Jack
September 12, 2004
Rob Romoni: The Gay Porn Blog Interview
I have to say I was really scared of Rob Romoni until I met him. Something imposing about his deep-set eyes and gia-normous muscles made me just assume he was going to be snobby or stand-offish. But he's anything but!
By the end of the Wet Palms shoot, Rob and I were the best of pals (OK, kiiiiiiinda). He's the just the sweetest. And a genuinely funny man. He would routinely have the cast and crew in stitches.
What I find amazing is that he's only been doing movies since 2002. Since then, he's managed to do some amazing scenes (he's great topping or bottoming), my favorites being the underwater orgy in Reload and his pairing with Jason Ridge in "Canvas".
He's finally going to get the recognition he deserves and become the porn superstar he truly is when the world sees him top Matthew Rush in Falcon's "Taking Flight" in the scene that everyone is talking about.
The GPB Interview
Single/Taken? Single.
Day time job? Creating world peace.
Hometown? New Jersey.
How can fans get in touch with you? www.RobRomoni.net.
Do your parents know? Know what?
How did you come up with your Porn Name?I sought out the advice from hundreds of porn stars. After many weeks of heated talks we finally found a name. But we never thought how many would still spell it wrong.
Your first gay experience? One summer at camp.
Favorite porn sex scene that you're in? "Taking Flight" from Falcon.
Favorite porn sex scene that you're NOT in? Anything with the Rockland brothers.
Corniest line of porn dialogue you've had to deliver? "Did you ever think it would look that good, Look at how I suck cock!"
What was the first porn film you ever saw? I don't remember the name but it had a lot muscle boys in it. That probably didn't narrow it down at all.
Name a sex act you haven't tried? Getting tied up.
What do you think is your best asset? Eyes.
What do you think is your worst asset? Lips.
Worst habit? Waiting to the last minute to do something.
Celebrity you'd most like to bed? Mark Wahlberg.
Last Concert? Janet Jackson.
Secret Fear? Crowds.
Favorite Magazine? Entertainment Weekly.
What's your workout routine like? I workout five times a week with cardio mixed in there.
Favorite non-porn movie sex scene?
Mark Wahlberg's in "Boogie Nights".
Favorite album to fuck to? I don't need music to fuck to just the right guy. If its done right he will make me sing.
Can you cook? Anything frozen.
What's in the future for you? A lot more acting and keeping myself grounded and happy.
-- Jack
Rob Romoni Filmography:
Addiction: Part 1 (Jocks)
Aftershock: Part 1 (Mustang)
Aftershock: Part 2 (Mustang)
Be A Man (Unzipped)
Big Ben (Catalina)
Bolt (Rascal)
Canvas (Red Devil)
Colton (All Worlds)
Fire Island Cruising 6 (Lucas Ent.)
Fivestar (Titan)
Homecoming (Studio 2000)
Hot Throb (Catalina)
Knight Spot (All Worlds)
Man Hunter (Centaur)
Nasty-Nasty (Red Devil)
Quarterback Sack (Jocks)
Reload (Colt)
Ruffin' It (Odyssey)
The Seeker (Studio 2000)
Trucker (Massive)
[2] The Movie (Unzipped)
More Rob Romoni?
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September 10, 2004
Movie of the Week: Hazed (Jocks Studios, 2001)
Since I guess young boys across the country are enrolling in college and being faced with choices that will, no doubt, effect the rest of their lives, I would like to present this cautionary tale, courtesy of Jocks Studios.
It's called Hazed and it tells the shocking tale -- inspired by true events, for sure -- of three young pledges and the unspeakable terrors they must endure under the cruel hand of pledgemaster Blake Harper, all in the name of social acceptance. And you thought "Mean Girls" was bad?
At one point the pledges are forced to piss into dixie cups -- and then drink apple juice, thinking that it's their pee. The horror! (Like I wouldn't pay money to drink a glass of Blake Harper's piss? [Did I just say that out loud?] )
But wait, it gets worse. coverstar Matthew Rush, in full footballer drag, shows up post-game and majorly funky. Have no fear, the pledges are here -- to lick off every last drop of sweat from La Rush's royal buttcrack.
Kids today have it so easy.
-- Jack
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Hazed (2001) Jocks Studios
Starring Matthew Rush, Blake Harper, Jackson Price, Marc Nemeth, Tony Lazzari, Tristan Paris, Matt Majors, Brett Clarke, Ryan Zane and Andre Rivera.
Directed by Chi Chi LaRue.
September 8, 2004
Porn and the Art of Auto-Fellatio
Usually when you watch one of the self-suck style videos, you get an abnormally flexible guy barely licking his cock. Understandably, I'm a bit obsessed with this red-head from the aptly titled Auto Fellatio.
Other men on the vid try with varying degrees of success, this able-bodied New Englander (he could be from Nantucket, but I doubt it) practically deep throats his fat cock. Licks his balls, shoots his load, the whole 9 yards -- er, inches. Even the photographer keeps flipping out.
I can't stop watching it. Hot.
September 6, 2004
Gay Porn and the Straight College Guy
If the federal government really wanted to crack down on gay porn, they'd make college less expensive. Otherwise these young innocents, upon turning 18, are free to sell their stroke to the highest bidder.
To commemorate those early days of sexual freedom and my first credit card, I took to watching several so-called "amateur" college jerk off videos. You know, the ones where producers woo unsuspecting freshmen and frat boys into tossing off for the camera.
Uncle Don, the Humbert Humbert of Southern California takes a hands-on approach to his twink charges in College Students: Stroking for Dollars. The Body Shoppe series features the freshmen of Southern California schools beating the meat to b\pay their tuition. He spends a lot of time on set up -- getting to know his supposedly straight models from pick-up to nut bust. The juicy backstory, no matter how contrived, only serves to heat up the men even more...
College students can shoot an amazing load -- and some of them do even more. In IAAV's Straight Naughty College Students a flexible computer geek sucks himself off while watching girl-on-girl action. Other highlights include a beer-can dicked mechanic and a 19-year-old police academy trainee who shoot cum like bullets out of an assualt rifle.
It's hard to tell what this year's Class of 2005 will bring -- except that as long as university fees keep rising, so will the men.
September 5, 2004
Cory Koons: The Gay Porn Blog Interview
I met Cory Koons last year while he was dancing at the Nob Hill Theatre. He came up to me, and I don't remember exactly what he said, but it was something really fucking obnoxious. He's got a real spark to him, this one, but I quickly learned that he's got the smarts to back his shit up (and a fierce "new wave hooker" wardrobe to boot).
At the time, Cory still hadn't thought up a last name. Though he didn't end up going with any of my suggestions, I was pleased that he did name himself after Jeff Koons, a modern artist we both really like.
He's filmed a bunch of movies this year, from raunchy Raging Stallion sex-a-thons to Studio 2000 twink-fests. I'm eager to see where in the porn spectrum he lands, as he seems well suited for both or anything in-between.
So far, "Stoked: Part 1" from Raging Stallion is the only film of his to be released. When I saw his auspicious debut, my theories on Cory were confirmed: He's a firecracker and his ass is a thing of wonder and awe-inspiring talent. Sort of like a gorgeous black hole. Martin Cox, in his review of Stoked on Mannet.com, was equally intrigued:
" ... every time Cory lowers himself onto Kyle's erection, his butthole looks like a hot mouth that's puckering up for a big kiss."
That's a complement, right?
Single/Taken? Taken. As if that's stopped me before.
Age? 23
Day Job? Jack-of-all-trades art/fashion-attention-seeking faggot.
Hometown? Bakersfield, CA.
How can fans get in touch with you? corykoons@yahoo.com.
Do your parents know? They know I'm "special."
How did you come up with your Porn Name? Cory was given to me, Koons in honor of one of my favorite artists.
Your first gay experience? Oh god, traumatic and satisfying, just like most since.
Favorite porn sex scene that you're NOT in? That record-breaking all-anal gang bang by that one slanted-eyed whore. Fucking bitch. What is it about Asians and ass?
Corniest line of porn dialogue you've had to deliver? A few days ago was my mom's saddest day. It was the day she found out that I have cancer. It is called lymphoma, which our vet said could make me an angel soon. That day, mom�hugged me a lot, and we� played ball for a long�time. She told me that she was sorry for all the�times I wanted to play ball but she thought�she was too busy. She took me and Lily on a very long walk through the woods. That night it seemed like everyone's eyes were filled with water.
What was the first porn film you ever saw? Taboo 4: The Younger Generation.
Name a sex act you haven't tried? Snuff scenes?
What do you think is your best asset? Besides my winning attitude?
What do you think is your worst asset? Besides my winning attitude?
Worst habit? Breaking men's HEARTS.
Celebrity you'd most like to bed? The one I see every time I look in the mirror.
Last Concert? Celine Dion in Vegas, or was that Cher's farewell tour? No, wait, it was Madonna's Reinvention Tour. I know, it was Britney Spears' Onyx Hotel Tour. Oh wait, she canceled it before it came to my town. I know, I know, it was that one night at that one circuit party where Christina Aguillera made a 4 a.m. guest appearence. Oh wait, no, that's right, it was CeCe Peniston. Finally, I have the answer!
Secret Fear? That I actually don't enjoy anal sex and that Madonna really doesn't believe in the Kabbalah.
Favorite Magazine? Butt. Dog Fancy.
What's your workout routine like? Painful and sporadic.
Favorite non-porn movie sex scene? Any scene in "Crash," but I especially like the one in which James Spader fucks Rosanna Arquette's leg gash.
Favorite album to fuck to? I prefer to make the soundtrack
Can you cook? Like a fucking chef.
What's in the future for Cory Koons? I'm a fucking porn star, not a fucking fortune-teller. I was going to plug some of my upcoming projects; however, I think that's a bit tacky, and that's not my style.
-- Jack
Cory Koons Gallery on RagingStallion.com.
Cory Koons on the cover of ScumBagFagMag.
Cory Koons on Fleshbot.
Cory Koons Filmography:
Stoked: Part 1
Stoked: Part 2
Camp Freshmen
September 3, 2004
Gay Sex Blog at Southern Decadence
... and all we get is this lousy circle jerk.
September 2, 2004
Porn: The New Red Wine
Randy government-funded Australian researchers have concluded that daily porn consumption is an essential part of a healthy media diet according to the Manila Bulletin Online.
''When you look at people who are using it in everyday life, over 90 per cent report it has had a very positive effect,'' author Alan McKee said.
Hot. Reminds me of my Aunt Eileen, a jeroboam of cheap Bordeaux and researched-based alcoholism. Bottoms Up!
-- Mike
Gay Porn Review: Sea Men: Fallen Angel 4
When I really want to freak people out, I put on the limited-edition, four-disc DVD box set of "Sea Men: Fallen Angel 4". It''s sort of like the crown jewel of my porn collection (which, if you haven't guessed, is rather extensive).
How do I mean by "freak out"? Well, it makes people uncomfortable to watch. On one hand, it features these really fucking hot guys (this was Dred Scott's premier). And all the while they're totally ravaging each other in these really crazy ways, but they make it seems like they're having a rockin' good time while doing it. Electro shock, ball pumping, tit torture, extreme face fucking -- and I thought I had seen it all ...
Lot's of studios throw a pair of chaps on one of their stars and call it a leather movie. But only Titan could make such raunchy extreme fetishplay and leather look so damn hot.
The sets and art direction are as good as any Hollywood production. And it was based on Fassbinder's "Querelle", (which any homo worth his weight in gay knows that "Querelle" is based on Jean Genet's novel.) A Jean Genet porn? How come nobody thought of that sooner? I mean, really.
Did I mention Dred-fucking-Scott? In my very-twisted pantheon of idol, he falls just slightly below the rank of god.
Here's some more stills.
Watch the free trailer if you don't believe me.
Or ... you can rent it for 7 days from our new NS Direct Theater.
-- Jack
September 1, 2004
Wet Palms Gets a Website
After months of work, Wet Palms Official Website, Wet Palms.com is finally up and rolling. The gay porn soap opera launches on Sept. 30th, but we're mad impressed with the job Naked Sword did with the design. It's like the Blair Witch Project -- except with porn and gay sex instead of a scurry non-existent witch.
Check out the hot happenings at the gay porn hotel we call home!
-- Mike
