Bret Wolfe: Gay Porn's Bottom-in-Chief

A true power-bottom is a prepared bottom. In last week's battle of the bulges, we neglected to mention those crowd-pleasing bottoms that provide an anal home to the tops of the trade.

Bret Wolfe is serious, hot and more of a man than many of the Donovans and Strykers and Monsters of the world. Hollywood hands out awards and recognition to actors who alter and stretch their bodies for the art of cinema -- Renee Zellwegger, Charlize Theron and Tom Hanks are but a few who've reaped rewards in recent years. But Bret Wolfe can take a twelve-inch dick -- show me a Hollywood starlet who can do that. And Tom Cruise doesn't count.

Bret, who's filming a scene with superhung Paolo Cortez tomorrow morning is so dedicated to his craft that he spends days physically cleansing and mentally preparing for the invasion of the buttock snatcher. Talk about Golden Globes.

-- Mike