Gay Porn Shoot: Wet Palms, Day 6

It's hot -- late July in Los Angeles in no joke. The dual Jet Set/Naked Sword.comproduction of Wet Palms is heating up. The sex is getting increasingly sweaty and I'm increasingly horny. Screaming producers, last minute rewrites, off-screen sex scandals and a tight shooting schedule are all lending to a crazy day.

The good news is that the the footage looks fuckin' fantastic. Jack's shooting a ton of bonus material for the DVD and I'm currently in hiding. I think he wants to wring my neck for stealing his man. Thankfully, Michael Soldier is here and looking hella fine. Rob Romoni (the best ass in the business) gave me a back massage and Bret Wolfe let me play with his nipples. Gotta love those big-dick'd bottoms -- always aiming to please.

-- Mike

Wet Palms, Sharon Kane and Free Gay Porn Clips

My new favorite hero is Sharon Kane. She's one of the few lone female actors in gay porn, she's done over 600 straight and lesbian hardcore porno. In gay porn, she usually sticks to supporting parts. Sometimes, in movies like Echoes (the gay porn send-up of Stir of Echoes), they make her look freaky. In real life - even before we dressed her up like a chic drag queen (a woman playing a man playing a woman) - she looked stellar. And her lips are great -- there's just no denying it. She's like Lil' Kim that way.

Jack's busy prepping Rob Romoni and Ashton Sorrenson for their big scene. Jack and I played an impromtu game of Spunk'd, and we caught them having a late night romp in the pool. Rob's a big beefy Jack Nicholson and Ashton's a 23-year old German kid. They are very cute. You'll see.

In the meantime, here's some free porn from Falcon Studio's Drenched 2. You deserve it.

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Bret Wolfe: Gay Porn's Bottom-in-Chief

A true power-bottom is a prepared bottom. In last week's battle of the bulges, we neglected to mention those crowd-pleasing bottoms that provide an anal home to the tops of the trade.

Bret Wolfe is serious, hot and more of a man than many of the Donovans and Strykers and Monsters of the world. Hollywood hands out awards and recognition to actors who alter and stretch their bodies for the art of cinema -- Renee Zellwegger, Charlize Theron and Tom Hanks are but a few who've reaped rewards in recent years. But Bret Wolfe can take a twelve-inch dick -- show me a Hollywood starlet who can do that. And Tom Cruise doesn't count.

Bret, who's filming a scene with superhung Paolo Cortez tomorrow morning is so dedicated to his craft that he spends days physically cleansing and mentally preparing for the invasion of the buttock snatcher. Talk about Golden Globes.

-- Mike

Wet Palms Dispatch: Porn Soap Opera Set Site of Gay Drama

Jack and I spent the morning shooting at the Abbey. Turns out I have a new love and his name is Brad Benton (old Freshmen pic at left, the skamp)! Not only is he charming and hunky, he played the little brother of Kelly Kapowski (Tiffani Amber-Theissen) on Saved By The Bell: The College Years. Could you die? I think I have ... and gone to porn heaven!

In other news, I have also fallen in love with Jason Ridge (there's some competition with Jack over this one) and Cody Cash (likewise). With Rob Romoni and Ethan Marc on the way, the Wet Palms set may spawn its own gay dramas and scandals, for rills.

Did I mention we're in a bathhouse for the duration?

-- Mike

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Love? Puh-lease! Speak for yourself, Marylou. After my very brief and ultimately unsatisfying "I only date porn stars" rebound phase of Late 2003-Early 2004, I know better than to pursue any person who earns his dollar via flirtation. Besides anyone who knows me knows I'm all about Michael Soldier and Rod Barry.

-- Jack

Mark Dalton Going Gay wih New Falcon Porn

Gay porn agent-manager-Svengali David Forest has broken news that muscle-cult favorite Mark Dalton will star in upcoming Falcon project Super Soaked directed by Chi Chi LaRue. No word on whether Mark will have more than a solo, or if Super Soaked bears any relation to the Falcon Studios successful 2003 Drenched franchise (Soaked to the Bone, Soaking it In). More Mark Dalton pics to come...

-- Mike

Gay Porn For Humanity: Bad Boys By The Bay

For five years, Will Clark's been throwing gay porn star-studded fundraisers; his "Bad Boys Pool Parties" have become de rigeur for the gay porn cineaste. And for good reason: They're fun, for a good cause, and always feature more gay porn stars than you can shake a stick at.

I've been lucky enough to get to go to the San Francisco party two years in a row. SF weather forbids a pool party, so they compensate by angling it into a "burlesque" show. An impressive porn star lineup, hiLArious drag performances and an open bar ensured a grand time was had by all at this year's.

Since Mike and I are heading down to LA to film the first three episodes of Wet Palms, I only have time to post a messy photogallery on Fauxjob ... but should Will's circus roll into your town, do check it out.

(If our internet connection allows, we'll have plenty of behind-the-scenes antics from the set of Wet Palms. No promises ... )

-- Jack

Gay Fisting Videos: Has XXX-treme Porn Gone Mainstream?

Sometimes I confused as to what's normal. All I do is look at gay porn and sex sites. And next week Jack and I are in LA all week with the initial Wet Palms shoot. Woot. Not to mention that, thanks to Steven Scarborough and Michael Lucas I have a weekend full of gay fisting videos to get through.

See for yourself with Mr. Scarborough's GayVN-winning Mo' Bubble Butt with perennial Gay Porn Blog favorite Dick Wolf:

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The first fisting video that really got me off was Casey Donovan and Al Parker's classic scene in The Other Side of Aspen. Al really starts shaking his arm and Casey looks like he's in seventh heaven.

I got a copy of Auditions from Michael Lucas yesterday that features a real ass pig named Frederico who fist-fucks himself before having Michael Lucas go spelunking for his prostate. There's also a good deal of piss and cum-eating in the porn as well, so evidently Mr. Lucas is branching out.

Of course, the real master of the genre is Steven Scarborough and I'm not just saying that 'cause Hot House publicist Roma asked me to. I don't think there's anyone in the industry disagrees. Hot House Entertainment has built a really successful studio on what was once thought of as just a niche market in gay porn.

Anyway, Scarborough has one of the dirtiest minds on the planet and he produces videos which really are closer to Fear Factor than Red Shoe Diaries. He really pushes the limits of anatomy, like Dennis Cooper minus the creepiness.

Hot stuff. I've never had the pleasure. We'll see what the weekend brings - it's the Dore Alley Fair, not mention Will Clark's Bad Boys By The Bay party, so ANYTHING is possible.

-- Mike

Chad Savage: Gay Porn Star or Republican Servant?

The New York Post is having a field day with this one:

From the top story on today's Page Six:

Chad Savage is working as a valet at Bohemian Grove, the all-male annual gathering inside a 2,700-acre redwood forest in Monte Rio, Calif., that has been attended by every Republican president since Calvin Coolidge, as well as by industrial titans and media magnates.

Bigwigs who have attended the two-week retreat include George H.W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Alan Greenspan, Walter Cronkite, Newt Gingrich, Alexander Haig, Jack Kemp, Henry Kissinger, Colin Powell, John Major, William F. Buckley, and former C.I.A. director William Casey.

But let's get a few things, er, straight: He's hardly a major porn star -- at last count he did 9 movies, and hasn't been in one, as far as I know, in at least 2 years. So as far this gig is "supplementing his sex job" that might be a bit of a stretch.

Also, they seem to be transfixed on the fact that Savage was in How The West Was Hung, but I persoanlly remember him better from this threeway with Dean Phoenix and Tuck Johnson in Poolside With Dean Phoenix

More on Fleshbot.

Gay Porn Lunchtime Pole

This is what's known as a lunchtime poll. Here are our contestants - revised for you size queens in the penis gallery - Michael Brandon (In Gear), Chad Hunt (Fire Island Cruising), Ken Ryker (Big River), Barrett Long (The Naked Sword) and Matt Sizemore (Hung Jury). Go get 'em, tigers.

-- Mike

Gay Porn Throwdown II: Battle of the Bulges

I guess it's big cock week at Gay Porn Blog. The gay porn natives are restless and no one can seem to agree with me on my selections for the largest cock in porn. Furthermore, the voting on the last porn poll is being compared to a Florida Erection.

Send me your suggestions. A new poll to be posted later today.

-- Mike

Porn Star Dick-lexia: Chad Hunt vs. Chad Donovan

I've always had a mental block when it comes to the two dangling Chads. Both have colossal cocks (one review describes Chad Donovan as "illegally huge" while Chad Hunt's "donkey-dick" is the primary subject of in Michael Lucas's porn documentary). The names, the cocks -- I'm easily confused. Ask around.

Also, people will often refer to one or the other as "the attractive one." When it comes to 10-inch dicks, tastes vary. And I get distracted.

For the time being, I've made this cheat sheet (largely for myself, but feel free to crib):

Chad Donovan has a very, very large cock. He may or may not have just retired from porn (which could describe about half of the industry). The blond big 'un is often referred to as Chad "10-inch" Donovan. (Credits: Trophies: Class of '94, Seven Deadly Sins: Pride, Riding Boys in Cars, Jeff Stryker Big Time)

Chad Hunt has a very, very, very large cock. Can be identified by a porn-friendly tattoo around his navel. The blue-eyed brunette's hairline is receding. The Chad Hunt Supercock (pic above) clocks in at 12.5 inches. (Credits: Vengeance, In Gear, Fire Island Cruising, Other Side of Aspen V).

-- Mike

Twink Porn Milestones: Happy Birthday, Stonie!

When does a twink graduate? When does he blows out his last candle of youth? Surely Stonie -- the lanky star of such gay porn hits like American Booty -- need not yet worry. But it is his 19th birthday. For the third year in row.

Like Tag Adams and Lane Fuller, we always hope our one-time twinks mature into full-fledged men, replete with body hair and tan lines. Stonie still has a few years ahead of him, but we wanted to wish him even more luck on his Special Day.
-- Mike

Twink or no twink, that ass belongs in a museum.
-- Jack

Stonie filmography:

New Meat 16
Aqua
Roped Trick
American Booty
Barely Legal Young Men On Campus
Gays of Our Lives 2
Living Large
Meat Packers 3
Rocket In My Pocket
Sex In The Wild
Stonie's Ass Banging Adventure
Stonie's Excellent Adventure
Team Players 2
The Best of Stonie
Up The Wazoo
Young Americans
The Young And The Restless
Sweat & Muscle

Gay Porn Review: Falcon Studios' The Crush (2001)

Hammer top Travis Wade is confused when superhung best friend Colby Taylor comes out to him as a gay. Travis is confused and forced to the forest where, as if in a gay fable, he stumbles upon a bunch of guys, including Texan Cameron Fox fucking the cum out of each other. This confuses him more.

Meanwhile, Marcus Iron is busy getting fucked by Drew Damon -- this is terrific 'cause who DOESN'T appreciate Marcus Iron in a movie. Finally, having wandered the forest and slept on it, Travis Wade returns to Colby Taylor to talk it out. When they discover that they have hard-ons in common, Travis fucks the cum out of Colby -- who pounds it back to Travis in Mr. Wade's first public bottoming. Methinks the lady doth protest to much.

One of my faves.

-- Mike

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Tuck Johnson's hands-free cumshot ... Travis Wade's first (and only?) on-screen bottoming ... delicate twink Christian Taylor impaling himself on Daniel Montes' tremendous cock ... and Colby Taylor looks like he stepped right off the pages of an A&F catalogue ...

For once we agree on a movie! One of my faves, too ... I feel like Siskel and the other guy.

On the subject of Colby Taylor, I adore him almost as much as my friend, Ralph, whose gorgeous, neo-baroque photomontages of Mr. Taylor may border on the stalkerish.
-- Jack

We Wuz Robbed! Porn Blogger Scandal

Admittedly, Jack doesn't show a lot of flesh on pet project Fauxjob.com, but is that any reason to exclude him from Gay Sex Blog's list of hot bloggers?
-- Mike

I hate Jeff and his ass-face.
-- Jack

Cock the Vote!: Howard Dean's Gay Porn Pics

One could surmise that after reading Mike's entry from last week, Howard Dean took the first ferry over for some firsthand Fire Island Cruising and just "ran into" the Porn Czar of New York somewhere in the Pines.

And if Dean was still in the running one could suspect this photo to be a right-wing Photoshop conspiracy.

But we're not conspiracy theorists and we'd hate to spin a rumor like that based on our own lasciviously twisted fantasies (hey, I'd take Dean over Kerry any day ... though Edwards would be a tough call) so we'll believe his publicist when he says the picture is from a legit dem fundraiser (though did Howard Dean know he was posing with a real-life gay porn star? Is he *that* liberal? Doubt it.)

OMG, wait a minute, though .. where's Judy!?!

-- Jack

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I like that Howard Dean is cocking the vote, but what about the peeps in the background. Why are they hiding their faces with pieces of cardboard?

-- Mike

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Uh, pixelation is mine ... in case people in the background didn't want to be associated with ... the Democratic Party. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

-- Jack

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Bryan from Lucas Entertainment says that Michael Lucas is an athletic supporter of the Democratic party -- I'm scanning his Lucas' hit Love for Sale right now to see if I can find evidence of yet another gay porn political scandal!.

Gay Home Video Porn: Lazy Bear Weekend

In honor of Lazy Bear Weekend's Russian River Rendevous, I offer you hairy, masculine men, large and in charge, muscled and marbled.

However you take your meat this weekend, be sure to accompany it with two fat potatoes and plenty of gravy. 'Cause when it comes to pigbottom bear daddies, bigger really is better.

Check, please!

Factory Video's hirsute hit Furry Fuckers:

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Summer Lovin'! Gay Surfer Porn

The appeal of surfers is hard to miss: tight, lean bodies, sun-baked skin and the thick pendulous cocks that help keep balance astride a wave. Plus, they've always got the best weed.

In Down to His Knee Laguna Beach surf boys -- complete with lazy Southern California patois and summer blonding -- spend the ebb tide riding their own waves. And while it's hard to live up to its title, this pre-condom 80s gem had me from the first poorly miked scene.

There's so much surfer trade in the Body Shoppe's Southern California Surfers series that it makes you really wish the summer were endless.

Of course, if you're looking for something a little lighter, Laguna Adventure isn't a bad place to finish. It's populated with seafoamed covered twinks acting up over Spring Break. Talk about Guys Gone Wild!

If this isn't a fetish, it should be.

-- Mike

Tag Adams: The Gay Porn Blog Interview

Tag Adams has got the cutest little baby face. But once the camera starts rolling, he turns into a very naughty boy. This power/piss bottom's consistently stellar performances in every movie he's done make all the major studios clamor for him. And in the last two years he's worked with them all. Though he's considered a newcomer, he really starred doing gay porn 11 years ago in Falcon's cloyingly romantic "fable" Billy's Tale as Chet Roberts (the name still uses when he continues to work for Falcon).

J'adore!

Single/Taken? I do have a partner of seven years, but I do not feel I am taken! I am still out there for all who are interested!

Age 32 and never want to go back. I feel I am at my best right now and only getting better!

Day Job? Right now it would be taking care of my animals including my partner. I am dedicating most of my time to filming and performing around
the country. So, for now I have left the confines of the 9 to 5 job.

Hometown A small town outside of Lancaster PA, Hanover Pennsylvania.

Registered to vote? Shouldn't everyone be? I am definately voting this election ... we have work to do!

How can fans get in touch with you? My website www.tagadams.com.

Do your parents know? They know of the Falcon video that I filmed 11 years ago, but that is it. I am sure it will come out one day soon, though.

How did you come up with your porn name? The name Chet Roberts came from a redneck that I used to go to school with that would push me around and threaten me. I felt that would be a great way to get back at him. The name Tag Adams came from a great uncle that I had who was from Germany. I wanted a name that would be a fun play on words of "Tag you're it!"

Your first gay experience? This goes way back to having sex in a public restroom at a state park in Pennsylvania. That was the defining moment and there was no turning back.

Image courtesy Raging Stallion

Favorite porn sex scene? My favorite scene would be the one I just filmed with Chi Chi LaRue for "Bolt". I was the recipiant of hot piss from seven
guys before they had their way with me! This is one to highlight my watersports career!

Corniest line of porn dialogue you've had to deliver? Freeze ... Police!

What was the first porn film you ever saw? "Spokes", but after seeing that I went to the fetish films of bondage and domination.

A sex act you haven't tried? It would be fisting. I have done double penetration and many toys, but never fisting. Maybe that will be something
I save for next year!

What do you think is your best asset? My attitude. I feel that I am very easy going and always try to find the good in everything that comes my way.

What do you think is your worst asset? It would have to be my temper. Only the ones I 'really love' see that side of me though.

Worst habit? That would be the schedule I give myself everyday. Once I set it, I can not break it no matter what. That is how I handle my busy travel schedule and get everything done in my home life as well.

Celebrity you'd most like to bed? Christopher Meloni from "Law and Order" and "Oz". Hottest!

Last concert? I confess, it was Cher!

Secret fear? Losing my loved ones. I feel I am now at an understanding and a closeness with the ones around me that I never want to lose.

Favorite magazine? Sorry, but I am such a People magazine reader!

Favorite non-porn movie sex scene? Definately the scenes from my favorite movie, "Basic Instinct".

Favorite album to fuck to? The new Janet Jackson album "Damita Jo".

Can you cook? Yes, and try to as much as I can. It is a release for me ... put on some great music and really get into it.

What's in the future for Tag Adams? I am working on carving my nitch even deeper with my controversial scenes. I will be working on a new film with Ray Dragon in NYC as well as putting out another film with Falcon in September. And also working with the amazing Chris Ward on a new film for his Zeus line of videos from Raging Stallion. I am continuing my performing with the greatest one of all, Chi Chi LaRue, as well as volunteering my free time to help out with many causes and organizations that I believe in.

-- Jack

See Tag in Vengeance 2

See Tag in Caught But Not Arrested

See Tag in Billy's Tale

See Robin Williams in Patch Adams

Image courtesy Hot House

Amateur Gay Porn 101: Dirk Yates

Dirk Yates' formula for his amateur stuff is pretty simple: Lure some randy Marines from the nearby base to come over and jerk off for the camera. Instant gay porn.

The "sets" are atrocious -- actual rooms in Dirk's own house, and the furniture is frilly and leopard printed. The production values are worse -- uneven lighting, sound that picks up every mattress creek and plane that flies overhead. The phone rings and sometimes he'll answer it. Editing? More like Dirk pushes "Stop" and "Rec" on his video camera.

And yet it can be some of the hottest stuff ever.

The undeniable authenticity of these men -- their straight posturing and cocksure bragging is the quintessential essence of masculinity captured (albeit sometimes poorly) on tape. While he's credited with discovering Rick Donovan, Mason Jarr, Axel Garret and a host of others, I'm a bit of a purist and find it far hotter when they nervously laugh if two jerking off Marines accidentally touch knees.

Gay Porn Set: Fire Island

Back in the day, I had a lousy share on Fire Island. It wasn't located in one of the good towns -- the gay weekend meccas, The Pines (rich gay men) or Cherry Grove (working class gay men, alcoholic lesbians). I was stuck in Seaview, sleepy home of straight brats and frat rats.

On my weekends, I'd pack up my stolen Prada weekender and flee smelly, terrorist-targeted New York. It'd take two hours by train, another half-hour making the ferry trip. Then I'd unpack, grab a pack of cigarettes and begin an arduous two-hour hike down the beach from Seaview to the Pines. All for sex.

It might seem like a lot of trouble for a tumble in the surf, sandy balls and part-time lover in a Burberry sarong. But I've done more for less.

Regardless, back in "naturally air-conditioned" San Francisco, my only form of consolation is watching Michael Lucas's Fire Island Cruising series, filmed in the tony Pines.

-- Mike

Gay Porn Showdown: Big Cock Society

Sometimes I feel like I'm beseiged by cock -- it's on my monitor, my DVD, occasionally my bed -- so much in fact that I'm debating becoming a lesbian. An old copy of Mandate (with a cock comparison of Kris Lord and Rick Donovan) upcoming trailer for post-J.Lo snake sequel Anacondas got me thinking -- who's got the biggest in the business?

I posed the question to a bunch of pornographers and certain names kept coming up: The Chads (Hunt and Donovan), Michael Brandon and his "Monster" and little old Barrett Long. Who's your pick?

Colt's Gay Porn Gamble: Cigars with a Smile?

Porn director John Rutherford is a helluva sweet guy. In his lengthy run as head of the Falcon Family of Companies (Falcon, Mustang, Jocks et. al.), Rutherford directed some of the top gay porn videos of the last decade, including some of my personal faves Big River, The Crush, Current Affairs and Red Alert.

When he left Falcon to reinvigorate vintage porn studio COLT, many were shocked. What would the man who helped elevate Falcon to what it is today be able to bring to Colt? And was it true -- was Rutherford going to allow his models to (gasp!) smile on camera (have you ever seen a Falcon model smile?)

Just coming out of a rather nasty weekend myself, I thought I'd bone up on his latest release, the Edu Boxer starrer "Big N Plenty" and I came away more than pleased. Whether celebrating the muscle models of COLT's print heyday (Reload) or pigging out with cigar-smoking bikers and glory hole grime ( HOG: The Leather File), he's defty taken each of the original COLT standards and upped the ante.

War On Pornography

Cheers to Fleshbot's attempt to Googlebomb a misguided Utah-based war on pornography.

Jeers to neo-fascist censorship movements. Someone, like, call Michael Moore or something.

Chasing Ray Dragon

Sure, it's a story we've all heard a million times:

Hot boy does a porno. Hot boy becomes a fashion designer. As the years pass, the hot boy becomes a hot daddy. Hot daddy starts doing porn again.

Yes, of course I'm talking about Ray Dragon, who did this amazing solo scene for Buckshot twelve years ago (under his real name) and then disappeared from porn to focus on building a faggy fashion empire.

He reemerged last year in Titan's "Gorge," and that was great (though I personally liked him as a young buck rather than a daddy). Given his recent success as porn star (and seeming unsuccess as a fashion designer?) he appears to be focusing more of his time on producing his own stuff and starring in more movies for Colt and Titan.

-- Jack

But it was that solo scene for Minute Men that's always really stood out in my mind.

So you could imagine my delight when yesterday I got an email from John Rutherford saying that somewhere in the dark, moist confines of the Colt archives, he found the missing sex scene between Ray Dragon and Filipe from 1992 to be released in the upcomming Jake Andrews' comeback vehicle, "Couples II" . Hot. I'm psyched. Truly.

Until then, I have Minute Men and Reload.

Vintage Gay Porn: Al Parker's Beard

I never really understood the appeal of facial hair until I saw Al Parker. And then, like a generation before me, I became obsessed. It's not just that Parker is handsome, or that the beard is impeccably groomed. It's the total package.

And Parker's combination of boyish and bad ass has me hankering for some hair of my own -- unfortunately, my face won't support it yet.

But Parker's much more than a beard. He's got a sweet smile, a gorgeous cock and a passion for sex that many of his modern counterparts seem to lack. But it's the beard that gets me off.

Check out Al in his full glory in the vintage gay classic Inches.

-- Mike

Gay Porn Review: Caught (2003)

Another delightful gay sex scene analysis -- this time All Worlds Studios' Caught (But Not Arrested) from our overly critical if porn-addicted friend Emo:

In another part of the forest, Billy Houston (Hip Hop Hunks) informs Thomas Bond (A Night's Tale, In Your Face), "This is a heavy cruising area!" as he orders him down on his cock, a positive development since Bond's nelly dialogue delivery wears thin fast. Bond and Houston swap positions and Bond closes his eyes and seems to go into an almost religious, cocksucking trance. It becomes clear this scene's going to be a race for the bottom ... (more at Gay Porn Reviews (dot) Net.)

Gay Porn Star Charged with Serial Rape

As mounting DNA evidence suggests that Bradford Thomas Wagner, a 36-year-old Colorado real estate agent, may be a serial rapist, the Aspen Daily News made the connection that he was the gay porn star Tim Barnett.

Given the general public's predilection towards gay porn stars, I can't imagine this revelation helping his case much.

In the 90s, Barnett was in a bunch of films, including Billy's Tale, for Falcon and Dynastud 2 for HIS.

-- Jack

Gay Porn Icon: Karen Dior, Tranny Vampire

I loves me some tranny -- it's so M. Butterfly and 90s retro. And they always have drugs. But even if you're not a big old tranny chaser like Jack, you'll want to take a gander at Karen Dior. Karen used appear on Xena: Warrior Princess (billed as Geoff Karen Dior) as Miss Artifys in Ziggy Stardust-gone-Medieval drag. I doubt the lesbians noticed. She also had a cameo in The Fluffer, playing her gothic self.

Karen Dior has been billed as "the Woody Allen of adult film." I don't know what that means.

In Dior's The Trannysylvanians, the chicks-with-dicks are actually a bats-with-dicks. They still want to suck blood -- but only from the main vein. Get it?

I miss Elvira.

-- Mike

Gay Porn Star: Barrett Long

Phenomenal! His age is his cock size in reverse. The 21-year-old Barrett Long has --yes, that's right -- a 12-inch porn future in front of him. Perhaps that's why NakedSword.com has chosen this twink-with-a-trunk as the July inductee into their gay porn Dream Team (more like the Wet Dream Team, at this point with members like Lane Fuller, Marcus Iron, Adam Dexter and Michael Lucas). Or maybe it's because he made the gay porn The Naked Sword with Dirk Yates.

If there's a bigger cock out there, let me know. Mr. Long's schlong (in Me, Myself and I):

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Guys Gone Wild: Gay Porn Gets Mainstream

According to MSNBC, the crazy kids behind Girls Gone Wild are producing a new reality porn line called Guys Gone Wild aimed at "college-aged girls" and, oh yeah, gay guys.

Look for drunken frat boys dangling their limp trade in your mailbox any day now. (Thanks for the tip, Sis.)

-- Mike

"Starting July 13, three titles will be available on DVD and video through a Web site and an 800 number: “Guys Gone Wild,” “Guys Gone Wild: Spring Break” and “Guys Gone Wild: Frat Boys.”

The stars are young, good-looking guys who aren’t shy about taking it all off and letting it all hang out. They gyrate like strippers, do push-ups and, in one memorable scene, bounce up and down on their hotel room beds while tossing a football back and forth."

Actually, Who Hasn't Fucked Alec Baldwin in His Ass?

Since it's all over Page Six and the other gossip rags, why shouldn't we jump on the bandwagon? Especially since we were in LA with the Fleshbot editors when they broke the story last week.

Dessarae Bradford wrote a book called, "I Fu*ked Alec Baldwin in His A*s" (sometimes called "I F***** Alec Baldwin in His A**" and sometimes called "My S/M Romp with Alec Baldwin".) And although we find the idea rather repellant, this interview on FB is a hoot ... especially when Dessarae is all, "I am not a trannie!"

-- Jack