Hot List: Orlando Blooms, Wet Palms and Buckle-Roos

Some stuff we've been wanting to get off our chests ...

1. Orlando Bloom's Rug
Now that chest hair is finally back in, we're desperately trying to grow some.

2. Mary-Kate & Ashley
Barely, but finally legal. Now Mary-Kate avoids cake while Ashley avoids Rick Soloman. Can "One Night in Michelle Tanner" be far behind?

3. Scissor Sisters
Filthy and Whore-geous. Queer Eye is using everybody's favorite discosynthopoptroniclash duo to promote its second season, demonstrating that a band can jump the shark even before it has an actual hit. (Fierce faggy falsetto frontman Jake Shears shown right.)

4. Wet Palms
Major announcements to come this week. Hopefully, they'll comes up with a less cumbersome way of saying "gay porn soap opera." Not that we mind a mouthful.

5. Buckle-Roos
Unforgiven meets Pootie Tang. Of course, with Marcus Iron and Dean Phoenix involved all is forgiven.