Boys with Beards

Just when I was about to crown Penelope Cruz "Beard of the Year,"* I came across this rara avis -- a mutton-chopped Mormon missionary! The scruffy lad is forced to carry a "beard card" (available by prescription only, I kid you not!) when on the BYU campus.

I bet Sandra Bullock keeps hers in a Swarovski -studded clutch. I think Tony Randall's wife may have a spare for sale.

-- Mike

*I do not mean to imply that either Tom Cruise or Matthew McConaughey prefers the company of gay men. Only that the women they date seem to.