June 30, 2004
Gay Porn Stars take over SF Pride
Despite my reservations about Gay Pride, Mike and I paid our respects -- and good thing 'cause there was like a gazillion gay porn stars there. Jason Adonis, Lane Fuller, Lukas Ridgeston, Edu Boxer, Jake Andrews and Johan Paulik to name a few. Luckily, I had my camera. Read on to see the pictures ...
Actually, Pride Weekend got off to an early start thanks to a really impressive fundraiser thrown by SF Gulch in conjunction with Colt and Bel Ami called Boys 2 Men, which raised $15,000 for the STOP AIDS Project.
On Sunday, after the parade, the Falcon Booth was really a porn paradise. Jason Adonis, Lane Fuller, Bobby Williams and more were signing autographs for legions of fans.
All photos by Jack
The boys of Bel Ami
Sebastian Bonnet, Johan Paulik and Lukas Ridgeston.
Colt's Adam Dexter
Man of the Hour
Colt's John Rutherford (right) with Chi Chi LaRue.
Mike takes a whiff of Lukas' underwear
Wouldn't you? Lukas told us he wore them for two days straight.
Falcon behind the scenes
Charming Falcon star-turned-editor Colby Taylor with a damn hot production assistant.
Colt en Espanol
Handsome Latino Colt men Edu Boxer and Diego De La Hoya.
Falcon Exclusive Gus Mattox
Another Falcon Exclusive, Josh Weston
Another massive Colt Man
Aussie Jake Andrews ... way buffer than we remember him.
Bobby Williams
The leather-clad hottie gave us a little show.
Nobody tops Lane Fuller
Wait ... actually, everyone does. Nevermind.
Falcon Lifetime Exclusive Jason Adonis
June 29, 2004
Gay Olympians and the Porn Olympics
If watching Greg Louganis and Bruce Jenner gave you anxious jitters as a lad, today's gay sports fanatic have their hands full -- literally.
Matthew Rush takes on Jake Andrews and plenty of Olympic buddies at the 2002 Sydney games in Good As Gold.
Matthew Rush takes on Jake Andrews and plenty of Olympic buddies at the 2002 Sydney games in Good As Gold.
The hot Falcon sports production features plenty of hot-tubbing action, not to mention bulging bodybuilder muscles -- but can it compete with 1983's pre-condom classic Games? The vintage gay porn was produced by and stars Al Parker making his way through the first Gay Games (in San Francisco, of course) with gay porn sensation Leo Ford blonding his way to the gold medal -- or was it a cock ring?
In other news, the
June 28, 2004
Gay Porn Bandwagon: Jackass' Steve-O
From MTV.com
"Wildboyz" stuntman Steve-O is upset about a porn version of his show that is circulating called "Wildboyz Out" — not because it's gay porn, he says, but because it's "poorly produced gay porn." He said he wants to put an end to the pornography "tainting our good, virtuous and copyrighted name." ...
Before the ambi-sexual Steve-O becomes the Paris Hilton of Gay Porn, we'd like to see him try some of the stunts Dick Wolf turns out.
-- Mike
I actually just saw Steve-O's "The Career Ender," and there's a stunt where (after getting a Brazilian wax) he dresses up as a urinal, goes into a bar and gets guys to line up and piss on him. Then he drops E, tries to make out with Johnny Knoxville, and ends up licking various male nipples and armpits. And he jerks off and cums all over his producer's phone. Oh, and also, he and Chris Pontius jerk off together in a bed on their friend who's passed out.
And he wants to complain about gay porn? It's more like he doesn't want people infringing on his marketshare.
-- Jack
Celebrity Gay Porn: Colin Farrell's Penis
Everybody is on the search for the reportedly elephantine full-frontal shots of the intact Mr. Farrell in the new movie At Home At the End of the World. I love Colin too, and I am glad to hear he's avoided the Irish Curse but until I see proof ...
I've seen enough large cocks in my life, in and out of porn, to leave the process of tracking Colin's commendable corn-holer down to Jonno at FleshBot. I'm sure he'll be the first to know. I'll be too busy humping Jared Leto.
--Mike
June 27, 2004
Gay Porn Icons: Dred Scott v. Vin Diesel
Are gay porn star Dred Scott and gay icon Vin Diesel really the same person? Consider:
--Titan Media's Dred Scott has sex in gay porn, while sex symbol Vin Diesel has starred in the porn-suggestive XXX.
--While some speculate that gay porn star Dred is straight, others maintain that straight star Diesel is actually gay. Dred works in gay porn, Diesel bounced at gay clubs.
--Both are 'action' heroes, to varying degrees.
--Both are multi-racial. Diesel documented it in the short film Multi-Facial. Scott also used film to document multiple facials.
--Both are gorgeous. But who's even MORE gorgeous-er? America, cast your gay porn votes.
June 26, 2004
Gay Porn Pride
Pride is one of the seven deadly sins. But is Gay Pride a sin? Perhaps ... when (as I just witnessed) it amounts to a bunch of hucksters a-hawkin' meat on a stick and rainbow-colored whatsits to throngs of tourists who just spent three months salary on a trip to San Francisco to be marketed to by lube and pharmaceutical companies.
All World's "Pride," the first of their very ambitious "Seven Deadly Sins" series makes me proud to be gay. Sure. The bodybuilding covermodel Duke Miller (pictured left) gets fucked by Chad Donovan in the last scene and takes his 12 inches like a pro. Need I say more? Probably not, but I will anyway: Chris Steele, Spike, Nick Young, Jackson Price. and a couple of Director Dirk Yates' military boys make this one a must see.
But as far as Gay Pride is concerned, the most exciting thing about being gay, for me, is the ability to go cruising whenever I want. I enjoy getting laid on my lunch break. Bad transitions aside, Falcon's "Cruisin': Men on the Make," a brilliant pre-condom Steven Scarborough flick (circa late eighties), has plenty of bad fashion choices and fucking hot man-on-man action. The scene where Troy Mackenzie (pictured right) gets pounded by Jack Lofton's legendary trade on the stairs is the kind of scene that made Falcon into the esteemed brand it is today. Troy is the type of boy I would pine over in high school -- white sweatpants and all. If you haven't seen this movie ... wtf?
-- Jack
June 25, 2004
Gay Pride Porn: Twinks v. DILF
New York, San Francisco, Denver and all the rest of you out and about (as it were) this weekend -- tear some shit up and gear up for the largest culture war in decades. Fight for your gay porn!
While on the subject of gay porn, the aptly named "always available" guys at Video 10 got their shit tore up last Gay Pride. Take a look see at how this year compares.
Now -- having distracted you with twinks -- I'm off to find myself a sweet hot daddy.
-- Mike
June 24, 2004
Gay Porn Review: Dirk Yate's Jarhead
The kids over at Gay Porn Reviews (dot) Net lent us a gay porn review of Dirk Yate's Jarhead for Jack's birthday. I like it when reviews read more like online erotica and less like a video play-by-play.
"[Dean Phoenix and Dan Donovan are two of the most naturally butch guys I've seen in a porn, period. (Dirk Yates - director of loads of other flicks starring real Marines like The Naked Sword, Porn Struck, and Barracks Glory Holes, not to mention his immense The Few, The Proud, The Naked series- gets the credit for that.) It's rare that I've been jealous watching an actor get a blowjob, but that's how I felt when I saw Phoenix go to work on Donovan's cock. Scenes like make you think seriously about starting that second career as a cameraman. Phoenix sucks Donovan to a much-needed completion as he's been deprived by his drunken girlfriend of sex ... "
I'll say. Kudos to Gay Porn Reviews (dot) Net -- keep up the good work.
-- Mike
Mason Jarr on a platter. Is that too much to ask for my birthday? He's the hottest, truly.
-- Jack
June 23, 2004
Gay Porn Auction! Lukas Ridgeston's Panty Raid
COLT and Bel Ami -- gay porn's manliest studio and gay porn's most, uh, European twink studio -- are hosting a gay porn throwdown for the STOP AIDS Project!
What do you think the chances are that Jack's birthday would fall on the same day that Bel Ami porn star Lukas Ridgeston's signed underroos are to be auctioned? None, I say. And porn panties at San Francisco's historic Metreon? It's fate, I tell you. And we're SO there.
-- Mike
Bel Ami and COLT, two of the biggest names in adult gay erotica, will premiere their newest releases. Bel Ami's boys will tease us with their version of Pretty Boy while COLT unleashes the power of their men in Big N' Plenty. Nobody has these new releases and you will see them first. You can buy your copy later at the Gulch.
This exciting evening will give you the opportunity to buy some of the most unique and erotic items that NOBODY else has gathered for an event of this magnitude - EVER. Imagine a pair of Lukas Ridgeston's underwear autographed by Lukas himself, an original print of Johan Paulik autographed by Howard Roffman and Johan, a $30,000 original sculpture by a famed artist. The more you buy, the more you help STOP AIDS!
Attending this star studded red carpet event are some of the biggest names in the industry. Rub shoulders with Chi Chi LaRue, John Rutherford, Steven Scarborough, Terry Mahaffey, Bruce Vilanch, and many more.
All guests will enjoy an evening of food and wine, cocktails and dancing, with dance music provided by our well known circuit DJ, Rob Kaftan.
June 22, 2004
Ryan Idol's Gospel of Gay Porn
Ryan Idol's much publicized window tumble in 1998 put an end to his hardcore career. After hitting the pavement and knocking the noggin' the hung and handsome one saw the light -- or at least a light.
Marc Anthony Donais, the man who would be Idol, now hawks quasi-Christian wear from a semi-sketchy website. If someone wants to send me a copy of Scent of Rain feel free -- in the meantime, I'm sticking to Idol Country!
-- Mike
Gawd, first Lisa Welchel and now Ryan Idol? He still looks fetching, even after all these years, you have to admit.
-- Jack
Gay Porn Blog wishes Mary-Kate Olsen a speedy recovery!
On behalf of GPB, I'd like to wish Mary Kate -- by far my favorite of the Olsen Twins -- a speedy recovery from her "health-related issue". I know first-hand how taxing it is to be a teenage billionare.
MK, if you're reading this, just think ... it could be worse. You could be Jodi Sweetin.
Godspeed!
-- Jack
June 21, 2004
Gay Marriage: Schwarzenegger vs. Seacrest
Arnold is holding a phone poll vote on the issue of same-sex marriage. Call and "let your voice be heard," if only to piss off Mike and his personal-as-political fear of commitment.
Anyway, here's what you do:
Call (916) 445-2841
Press "5" for "Hot Issues"
Then "1" for gay marriage
Then "1" to support gay marriage
(then this faggy voice thanks you for voting.)
Sadly his Mapplethorpe sessions are not listed as a hot topic.
-- Jack
I called, but only because I want Ryan Seacrest to take Dunkleman back into his arms. As for Jack, he's got paper dress syndrome -- he marries quicker than Jennifer Lopez and divorces as readily as Drew Barrymore.
-- Mike
Porn Frontiers: Food Fetish
Found this number over the weekend. Factory Video is really on my hot list these days. Everything's taken sort of, um, one step further than I'd normally imagine.
Who needs a juicer when you've got twinks willing to make sure your watermelon has seeds. And are you still straight if you jerk-off to guys having sex with vegetables? And what about the fruits? Does no one speak for them?
-- Mike
June 20, 2004
Edu Boxer, Carlo Masi and the Cult of COLT
Zeb Atlas and Mark Dalton's days may be numbered. Since the reinvigoration of COLT Studio by former Falcon prez John Rutherford, big men are back -- and this time they fuck.
Not that I have anything in particular against Mssrs. Atlas, Dalton, et al. -- I just got done watching Franco Corelli and he's yet another solo-only stud -- but it's nice to a see rugged men who really own their sexuality. And Rutherford in increasingly casting a darker, more masculine man after a decade of blonde muscle twink action. Spanish bull Edu Boxer springs to mind (and loin) as does the broad-chested Italian Carlo Masi. Even the ruddy blonde taffy of Tod Parker is matched by Adam Dexter's black coffee.
COLT seemed to be finding its new voice and look -- the first and second Rutherford releases RELOAD and HOG: The Leather File were strong entrants, but it's Big N' Plenty that's really caused a surge in attention to his models. Of course, the gorgeous spread in this month's issue of Unzipped can't have hurt.
If the number of people contacting us for information is any indication, Zeb and co. will be around for a while -- but they better watch their back. Edu Boxer's got a posse.
-- Mike
June 19, 2004
Gay Porn Classics: Chi Chi LaRue's Hand Picked (2002)
Chi Chi LaRue is one of the porn industry's grandest dames and for good reason -- she's earned respect as a director and success as a brand. Her Live and Raw Hotel regularly checks in hot studs who are more than willing to show their premises. She's the driving force behind Rascal Video and has directed for more studios (including Falcon, Rascal, Catalina and All Worlds. Hell, she even directed on for Vivid on the straight tip.)
Chi Chi's dictatorial directorial style on porn shoots is legendary -- but it produces flawless results -- gay video that is as exacting as it is hot. The Handpicked Series is the porn hawk at her best -- catching (and often signing) punkish, but always handsome talent like Matt Summers.
I'm still trying to figure out what happened to the sweet and stacked Joel Thomas, whose scenes leave you aching for more of his hairy ass and dirty talk.
June 18, 2004
Billy Bowers, Bukkake Kid
Jack is in LA at the Men Magazine 20th Anniversary party, chatting up all the porno bigwigs so we can get our game on.
Don't get me wrong. I love the big gay porn studios and they make some of the best stuff on the market. Falcon, Rascal, Titan, COLT, Hot House, Jet Set and Lucas Entertainment -- they get great looking guys with rock-hard abs and poundable bubble butts. They've even started letting the models grow body hair.
But sometimes a guy just wants to see some down and dirty action. To wit: indie film studio Factory Video's Blue Alley line has been burning up the amateur gay porn video charts with its cinema verite approach to gay video.
In this series, Daddy Marc and twink porn sensation Billy Bowers do their best Linda Lovelace impressions in NY Cum and SF Cum (respectively):
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-- Mike
June 17, 2004
Gay Celebrity Match Up!
This week's People magazine -- the "50 Hottest Bachelors" issue -- seems primed for Pride Season. See if you can match the celebrity 'bachelor' with the gay(ish) signifier from his People blurb.
1. "I'm pretty chatty."
2. Tattooed in Elvish
3. Possesses a 'mellow sexuality'
4. Homebody and "a great dancer"
5. "Bigots are a no."
6. Celebrity hairdresser
7. "I like relationships. I enjoy that dynamic."
8. Needs 7 hugs a day
9. Loves Proust
10. Dated Sandra Bullock (DSB)
11. "Currently between romances."
A. Orlando Bloom
B. Farnsworth Bently
C. Chris Carmack
D. Jason West
E. Tom Cruise
F. Jonathan Antin
G. Ryan Gosling
H. James Franco
I. Diego Luna
J. Phillip Bloch
H. Benjamin McKenzie
For some reason, singleton Kevin Spacey did not make the list. Has someone snatched him up? Perhaps he met a nice young woman in Harmsworth Park. Also missing was my favorite celebrity bachelor, Matthew McConaughey. But he was prolly miffed about Sandy B. and that other guy.
-- Mike
Gay Porn News: Dean Phoenix Bottoms!
According to an inside source, superstar and superhung gay porn star and top man Dean Phoenix spent a day earlier this week getting royally fucked by gay porn superhottie Marcus Iron, on the set of the much heralded COLT Studio production of BuckleRoos.
Perhaps Phoenix, who's reputed to be leaving the adult industry after this project, is giving his last role the gusto it deserves. (Or perhaps he's just interested in showing his versatility as a performer. Take it like a man, Dean. We do.
June 16, 2004
The camera loves us!
Gawd, if you didn't get enough of it on this blog, check out the new Tim and Roma Show to see Mike and me drone ON and ON about Wet Palms.
-- Jack
The camera loves us? Me (left) not so much. You'd have think I'd have cleaned myself up for the TV, but instead, it seems, I spent the night previous in a spiderhole.
-- Mike
Michael Soldier: The Gay Porn Blog Interview
We could go on and on about Michael Soldier -- he's a multi-award winning porn star, actor, rock star. Bla bla bla. This long-ass article in Frontiers says it all, if you didn't already know.
But more importantly, he's the first porn star to take the brand-spanking-new GPB Interview. Hot.
GPB Exclusive: Down and Dirty with Michael Soldier
Describe your perfect man.
Michael Soldier: Athletic, artistic, intelligent, brave and kind. AND FUNNY.
Who's the celeb you'd most like to fuck?
Toby and Jake ... don't make me choose!
What's your favorite on-screen sex scene?
Ummm...me and Toby and Jake?
My own? Cops Gone Bad. Not mine? I love straight DP's with a hot chick that seems real glad to be there (not a sex slave on loan) and two hot buddies that aren't in total denial of each other's presence. See Steve Hooper and Tony DaSilva. YUM.
How did you come up with your Porn Name?
My pre-porn stage name was already Michael Soldier. I translated my real name. My first porn name was Joey Alias ... an inside joke about Joey Arias, who ALSO does a mean Billie Holliday vocal impersonation. I don't need any more names.
Name a sex act you haven't tried.
The DP ... straight or gay.
Day Job?
I've been a licensed massage therapist for 12 years. Call me.
What was your first gay experience?
Catholic School.
What do you think is your best asset?
Empathy.
How can fans get in touch with you?
MichaelSoldier.com
What's your favorite adult website?
Fleshbot, Bigmuscle, and Dudesnude
What does the future hold in store for Michael Soldier?
More writing, directing, theatre, rocknroll!, directing, maybe a cable TV show...and a cruise in the Carribean with a very special ice skater...
Images by Kent Taylor courtesy Raging Stallion.
-- Jack
June 15, 2004
Cowboy Corelli
COLT Studio announced today that Dave Angelo, Edu Boxer and Jake Andrews will be among the 20 person cast of the western gay porn epic BUCKLEROOS with Marcus Iron, Dean Phoenix and Zak Spears headlining.
I watched Franco Corelli in tight, tight denim short shorts and chaps in the "Relief" solo from COLT's Cowboy Country, a collection of solo cowboy kink. Think of it as the porn equivalent of a spaghetti western, except that instead of filming on Italian soil, they just filmed an Italian.
Anyhow, solo scenes rarely do it for me, even when it's prime beef like Corelli. I switched to an old COLT short -- I'm sure BJ will correct me on this at some point -- Oasis with the gorgeous Dick Trask. Hairy chested cow-pokes get a little weekly bonus at the cattle ranch and Rip Colt's 8mm captures a testosterone soaked suck and fuck.
COLT Man Franco Corelli in action:
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-- Mike
(For a free Franco Corelli image gallery and more on the BuckleRoos production, click "Continue")
COLT STUDIO GROUP COMPLETES CASTING FOR BUCKLEROOS
San Francisco CA, June 14th, 2004: The COLT Studio Group announced today that casting for the epic two-part collaboration between John Rutherford and Jerry Douglas has been completed. Three legendary superstars - Dean Phoenix, Marcus Iron, and Zak Spears – head the all-star cast of the more than twenty performers from around the world for BUCKLEROOS, a two-part Buckshot Productions western feature.
COLT Men Exclusives Dave Angelo and Edu Boxer will be joining Phoenix, Iron, and Spears. BUCKLEROOS also features the long-awaited return of Jake Andrews. Owen Hawk, a recent newcomer to the industry, stars in the pivotal role of a runaway. COLT Men Diego de la Hoya and Todd Maxwell return after recently appearing in COLT’s HOG: The Leather File.
The casting will also include performances by Timmy Thomas, Sammy Case, Jason Kennedy, Josh Hardman, Brad Benton, Arpad Miklos, Hank Locklear, Andrew Rubio, Ty Hudson, Sam Shadon, Chris Wide, and Mike Dasher.
“I have to say that I’m extremely happy with the casting process for BUCKLEROOS,” said John Rutherford. “Being in the industry for over 15 years, I have to say that this would possibly be one of the largest productions of my career. I couldn’t be happier with the new group of COLT Men we’ve assembled mixed in with industry favorites.” The award-winning director continues, “This movie will be the perfect blend of past, present, and future.”
“BUCKLEROOS has involved the longest casting process in my career. John and I have painstakingly interviewed and considered over 25 parts. I found that we have reached complete agreement about the marvelous cast we’ve assembled,” says multi-awarding winning director and BUCKLEROOS screenwriter Jerry Douglas. “Already, I can see the characters I wrote come to life. I can’t wait to get to the set.”
The two-part production, which boasts ten hard-driving scenes, begins a 20-day production schedule on location in Northern California on June 5th and is scheduled for international release in September 2004.
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June 14, 2004
Hot List: Orlando Blooms, Wet Palms and Buckle-Roos
Some stuff we've been wanting to get off our chests ...
1. Orlando Bloom's Rug
Now that chest hair is finally back in, we're desperately trying to grow some.
2. Mary-Kate & Ashley
Barely, but finally legal. Now Mary-Kate avoids cake while Ashley avoids Rick Soloman. Can "One Night in Michelle Tanner" be far behind?
3. Scissor Sisters
Filthy and Whore-geous. Queer Eye is using everybody's favorite discosynthopoptroniclash duo to promote its second season, demonstrating that a band can jump the shark even before it has an actual hit. (Fierce faggy falsetto frontman Jake Shears shown right.)
4. Wet Palms
Major announcements to come this week. Hopefully, they'll comes up with a less cumbersome way of saying "gay porn soap opera." Not that we mind a mouthful.
5. Buckle-Roos
Unforgiven meets Pootie Tang. Of course, with Marcus Iron and Dean Phoenix involved all is forgiven.
June 12, 2004
Gay Porn Blind Items
Okes -- we're gonna try this and attempt not to get yelled at. Bland, er, blind items:
Which precocious pup-star is leaving his hot handlers for work in the herbal arena? The gifted grrranimal is wagging his tail at the prospect of sex without a contract!
... What actor-cum-drag donner is looking to hang up his heels for something more mainstream? This star is porn through and through, but has been in talks with a Viacom venue to work a man-o-man film retrospective for the naughty net. Could hosting be the new black?
... What NY-based porn impresario is hopping mad at his old distribution company? The condom-conscious Caucasian was upset by brochures featuring barely of age Eastern Europeans in less than latex conditions.
-- Mike
Oh, I have one:
... Isn't it ironic? This bucking bronco with killer blues has been sexing all my friends on a local online hookup site. One of the highest-paid stars, he's giving away all over town for free. I'm not judging, just jealous!
-- Jack
June 11, 2004
David Beckham scratches his nuts
Fashion-forward soccer star and Spice Girl househusband was caught adjusting the jewels in his banana hammock.
Was he doing a little show for the camera or was he just blissfully unaware? Who cares. He's hot. I guess boxers are officially "out" (finally).
Click here for free David Beckham Nude Gallery
More pictures on Fleshbot.
--Jack
June 10, 2004
Playing Doctor
Except for elaborate fantasies in which I seduced the school nurse during my yearly physical, I missed out on the whole "playing doctor" thing. And despite some very good bedside manner since, I've never chased after members of the medical establishment. I've wanted to hump in the broom closet with hot hospital staffers, but even that pales in comparison to what goes on at Hot House.
They've got the prescription for pain, er, passion. Then again if I had Marcus Iron on the operating table, I'd get a little creative too. Perhaps they're attempting to undo his bad dye job. Scalpel!
Marcus Iron in Dr.'s Orders Part 1: Manipulation
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-- Mike
June 7, 2004
"H-Bomb" drops on Harvard
While it's no doubt pretty tame in comparison to the things that come across my desk, I have to admit to getting titillated by the prospect of real naked college jocks. Ivy League no less!
Harvard's "first sex magazine," H-Bomb, hit select Cambridge newsstands amid much fanfare and a lukewarm reception by critics. (Ok, critics being my pal Ralph, who's obsession with printed matter caused him to fork over $14 for a two issue subscription.)
I'll take his word and pass: "Even though they're Harvard kids, they are still just kids. Dorky college kids are dorky no matter where they go."
Lesion learned: Tame things are perceived as more sexually provocative when they come from the places we don't expect them to come from.
--Jack
June 6, 2004
Gangsta Porn, Sopranos Style
Michael Lucas's acclaimed New York gangster flick Vengeance series is not quite The Sopranos, but those of us seeking a more visceral climax tonight should check out the men of international, um, intrigue in this well-hung (Chad Hunt, anyone?), well-cast and er, well-executed mafia miniseries.
Short of Michael Imperioli, I can't think of a sexier gangster. Mob rules!
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-- Mike
Tony Lattanzi, the tough-talking star of Hey Tony, What's the Story? may have been from New York and not Jersey, but I'd take him over James Gandolfini any day.
Oh, and what about the eighties pre-condom crime thriller, Break In & Enter? (OK, I might be stretching with this one.)
But speaking of stretching, in honor of Johnny "Sack" Sacramoni's indictment, do check out Extreme Cock's Basketballs for some serious nutsack pumping.
Is this thing on?
-- Jack
June 5, 2004
Reagan's Porn Legacy
I can't say that the porn community will mourn the loss of the man who famously refused to utter the phrase AIDS and unleashed the obscenity obsessed Meese Commission on us lowlife smut-peddlers.
I remember when I was a kid watching stolen VHS tapes, they'd always start with a call to arms to protect free speech. You'd fast forward most of the time, but you still got it drilled into my head that I might be forced to defend my right to bust nut.
Looking at the justice department's docket this fall, it looks like we're going to have to again. And I can't wait. I can't think of a better industry to defend.
I'm dedicating my afternoon nutbust to John Ashcroft and his breast covering crusade. Viva la resistance!
-- Mike
June 4, 2004
Hairy Men in Hawaii
I'm not a size queen and Lane Fuller shouldn't take this the wrong way, but the claim on his bio that his penis is 7.5 inches is ludicrous. That said, I'm totes sweating Mr. Fuller these days.
NakedSword has named handsome Lane as their June "Dream Team" member (not coincidently, they're also running Falcon's lush, Hawaiian adventure Drenched -- starring Fuller -- all month).
But back to the hair. Post-twink Lane Fuller now sports a fine fur pelt that's extremely attractive. He's got nice nipples, too. He looks like a real man these days, like he could be your straight roommate. And he still knows how to suck cock -- even when confronted with Brad Patton's monster trunk.
Lane in Drenched:
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June 3, 2004
Twink Explosion 2004
I've never been much for the twinks. Being so obscenely young myself it'd be almost redundant. Honestly, though -- suddenly I've been staring down all these awkward skinny kids. It was freaking me out, too, cause I usually skew older. I thought maybe I'd crossed over the man/boy love divide.
But I was picking up birthday gifts for this one this afternoon and I realized that it's just the yearly eruption, the fiery birth of the Class of 2004, all bright-eyed and bursting with dew. And the mall was packed. It's enough to make you melt.
(There was even a sweet-assed jock on the bus reading a yearbook. A fucking yearbook! It was too much, really. I think I'm developing allergies.)
In that vein/vain, I offer you smutty pictures of self-exploiting youth in need of some extra cash. Happy graduation, perverts.
--Mike
June 1, 2004
Boys with Beards
Just when I was about to crown Penelope Cruz "Beard of the Year,"* I came across this rara avis -- a mutton-chopped Mormon missionary! The scruffy lad is forced to carry a "beard card" (available by prescription only, I kid you not!) when on the BYU campus.
I bet Sandra Bullock keeps hers in a Swarovski -studded clutch. I think Tony Randall's wife may have a spare for sale.
-- Mike
*I do not mean to imply that either Tom Cruise or Matthew McConaughey prefers the company of gay men. Only that the women they date seem to.
