The After Valentine's Day
MASSACRE

A dance-yer-ass-off benefit for the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Inc.

Saturday, February 21st, 2004

International porn star Michael Lucas hosts the San Francisco premiere
of

"Vengeance 2"
The godfather never looked so good!

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MC Sister Roma!
DJ PussPuss

With performances by:
Michael Lucas
Suppositori Spelling
And
The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence

With Special Guests
Rob Ramos (Lucas Entertainment)
The Men of Falcon
And a herd of local porn luminaries

Sex-filled Porn Showcase!
Nasty Lip-synching Nuns!
Dirty, Dirty Dancing!

8:30p Hard Cock-tails with Michael Lucas and the Men of Falcon!
10:00p Hard-Core Performances by Lucas, Suppositori and The Sisters!
11:30p DJ PussPuss spins 'til 3AM.

at
StudioZ
314 11th Street @ Folsom, San Francisco
415.252.7666 www.StudioZ.tv
21+ w/ID
www.ticketweb.com
$25 General Admission/$40 VIP

Jerry Douglas is an icon in the gay adult industry. Prior to writing and directing for adult entertainment, he began his career writing and directing countless off-Broadway plays. These include "Roundelay," "Circle in the Water," "Tubstrip," and "Max's Millions." He also wrote the screenplay for Radley Metzger's film version of "Score."

With over two decades of scriptwriting and directing experience, Douglas has an illustrious career that includes award-winning titles such as "Fratrimony," "Kiss-Off," "Honorable Discharge," "More of a Man," "Flesh and Blood," "The Diamond Stud," "Family Values," and "Dream Team." He was also the creator and former editor of Manshots magazine out of New York.

With the announcement, Jerry Douglas stated: "John and I have talked for years about working together and have always had a mutual admiration society, so the opportunity to collaborate with him and have my name on a COLT Studio production is a most exciting prospect. It has been nearly three years since my last film, and I can't wait to get started."

John Rutherford, president and creative director of COLT Studio Group, added: "Jerry has established a reputation as a masterful storyteller. Over our 15-year friendship, I have admired his work and meticulous attention to detail. I very much look forward to collaborating with him on this COLT Studio upcoming feature."

For more information, please visit: http://www.COLTstudio.com

C O N T A C T:

Media Director
Phone: (415) 437-9800, ext. 808
FAX: (415) 437-9811

COLT Studio Group
P.O. Box 883694
San Francisco, California 94188-3694 U.S.A.

(01-27) 18:08 PST CLEVELAND (AP) --

Indians minor leaguer Kazuhito Tadano is asking for forgiveness for what he called a one-time mistake -- his appearance in a gay porn video in which he engaged in a homosexual act.

Tadano took part in the video three years ago when he was a college student. Sitting in the Cleveland clubhouse Tuesday, the pitcher said he hoped to put his actions in the past.

"All of us have made mistakes in our lives," Tadano said, reading a statement in English. "Hopefully, you learn from them and move on."

Shunned by Japanese baseball teams, the 23-year-old Tadano signed with the Indians last March. They think he can make their club this spring.

Tadano gave few details about the video, which he made after his sophomore year at Rikkyo University.

"I did participate in a video and I regret it very much," he said. "It was a one-time incident that showed bad judgment and will never be repeated. I was young, playing baseball, and going to college and my teammates and I needed money.

"Frankly, if I were more mature and had really thought about the implications of what I did, it never would have happened."

Through an interpreter, Tadano added: "I'm not gay. I'd like to clear that fact up right now."

The Indians set up the press session after getting many requests from reporters to speak with Tadano. The team wanted to address the issue before spring training starts next month.

Tadano's admission will certainly draw attention to homosexuality in baseball, a sensitive issue that most players prefer to not even discuss.

In 2002, All-Star catcher Mike Piazza felt the need to hold a press conference to profess his heterosexuality after a newspaper gossip columnist suggested that one of the New York Mets' top players was gay.

There are no openly gay players in the big leagues today. The same is true in the NFL, NHL and NBA.

Tadano was one of Japan's top college pitchers and expected to be a high first-round pick in 2002. But after a Japanese tabloid published photos of him in the video a month before the draft, pro teams in Japan did not select him.

"The commissioner of Japanese baseball came out and said, 'You will not draft Tadano,"' asserted the pitcher's agent, Alan Nero. "But this kid didn't assault anybody. He didn't commit murder. If anything, he is guilty of being naive."

Twice in the minor leagues last season, Tadano stood before his teammates and confessed to his participation in the video, which Nero said can only be obtained on the black market in Japan.

Tadano received overwhelming support from players at Kinston, N.C., where he started the season and later at Akron, the Indians' Double-A affiliate.

"I wanted to tell the truth to my teammates," he said.

A former starter, he pitched in all three levels of the minors last season, going 6-2 with a 1.55 ERA and three saves. At Akron, he didn't allow a run in his first 28 innings and struck out 78 in 72 2-3 innings.

Outfielder Grady Sizemore said Tadano's speech last year was well received in the clubhouse.

"You could tell he was nervous," said Sizemore, a top prospect who lived with Tadano this winter. "But I don't think it changed anybody's opinion of him. After it was said and done, nobody thought anything more of it. He's a great guy and a great pitcher."

If he pitches well during spring training, Tadano could win a spot in Cleveland's bullpen. Whenever he joins the Indians, pitcher C.C. Sabathia says Tadano will be welcomed.

"This is the right team and the right organization for him," Sabathia said. "We have good guys here. Everybody has done something that they regret in their lives. He's a person just like everyone else."

Tadano tried out for several major league teams last spring in Arizona. Coming off an elbow injury, he didn't get any offers. Nero said some teams were turned off by what he called "the scandal."

"He didn't pitch well enough for them to ignore it," Nero said. "I also think they were afraid of the baggage that would come with it."

Not the Indians. They liked Tadano enough to invite him to work out at their spring training facility in Winter Haven, Fla. Eventually, they signed him to a minor league contract that included a $67,500 bonus.

General manager Mark Shapiro said the team decided to sign Tadano despite knowing there could be backlash.

"We thought the upside was well worth the risk, energy and time to support him," Shapiro said.

Tadano knows he may face fan abuse in major league parks such as Yankee Stadium, where heckling the visitors is part of the pageantry.

He joked that he's ready for it.

OTTAWA -- This is the tale of the two Scotts -- one American, the other Canadian. One is dark-haired, the other blond. Both are 35 and both work for the most powerful men in their respective countries.

Scott McClellan is the press secretary to U.S. President George W. Bush; Scott Reid is the senior strategist to Prime Minister Paul Martin.

But, according to Mr. Bush, Mr. Martin has the prettier Scott.

Indeed. Welcome to a new era of "pretty face" Canada-U.S. relations.

This is what happened:

Mr. Bush met Mr. Reid earlier this week at the summit in Monterrey, Mexico, just after the President's breakfast with Mr. Martin.

Mr. Reid was not initially in the hotel room where the two leaders and their closest advisers met, but was called in to brief the Prime Minister at the end as the group waited for the media.

Mr. Bush wandered over during Mr. Reid's chat with the Prime Minister. Mr. Reid introduced himself and shook hands with Mr. Bush.

"Well, what do you do for this guy?" the President asked as he pointed to the Prime Minister.

"Well, you know, sir, I can't really say," Mr. Reid said. "It's not that I don't want to. It's just that, you know, I don't really know from day to day."

This is true. Mr. Reid handles a number of files and performs a number of different duties, depending on the issue and the day.

The President chuckled. "Well, you got a pretty face," he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn't done. "You got a pretty face," he said again. "You're a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway."

This is true. His Scott has a receding hairline and is on the chubby side, while Mr. Martin's Scott has a full head of hair and is quite fit.

For the first time in his life, Mr. Reid had no reply. "I didn't know what to say," said Mr. Reid, noting later that he wished that Mr. Bush had referred to him as a "rugged-looking young man or something.

 We heard from Martin early last week that he had "already begun to change the tone" of Canada-U.S. relations. Talking the language of relationships in everyday life, he said, "If, in fact, you know the person you are dealing with and if you have confidence with the person ... then you are going to be able to make much greater strides than if you don't."

 As it turned out, both leaders love sausage, and over breakfast talk about business and baseball at the Summit of the Americas, Bush said that although he won't promise he'll never deport another Canadian to a foreign torture chamber, Martin will be the first to know before it actually happens. Tell that to Maher Arar, or even untortured Canadians worried about the country's sovereignty.

 Martin also allegedly sweet-talked us the right to at least try and profit from Bush's occupation of Iraq, although there's no guarantee we'll land any of the reconstruction contracts. Bush said last Tuesday that Canadians "want Iraq to be free. They understand the stakes." Prior to the meeting, the U.S. idea of "the stakes" meant a world under threat from Saddam-backed terror. We didn't see it that way, and thankfully we have no more troops to send.

 "I think it went very, very well," Martin told reporters. "The vibes were very, very good on both sides." Louise Elliott, with Canadian Press, was impressed enough to note that "Bush spent close to a half-hour of private time with Martin and another 45 minutes with him at breakfast with officials from both countries - in total, half an hour more than the allotted time." Yeeouch - a cuddly favourite in the American harem.

Michael Lucas gains control of MichaelLucas.com domain name

New York, NY, January 23, 2004 -- Gay porn maven Michael Lucas has finally gotten control of his domain namesake, www.MichaelLucas.com, after a year of negotiating with the former owner -- an evangelical priest in the Midwest also named Michael Lucas.

The priest had refused to give up the name during initial talks early last year, expressing disinterest in having Lucas' company, Lucas Entertainment, linked to the name. "At the very beginning, we agreed on an amount." says Lucas. "So I sent him a check. The mistake was that the check had the company's name on it. He ended up going to my main website and refusing to take the check because we were a gay adult site."

Lucas continued to increase the offer for the site as the year went on, At one point, the evangelist Michael Lucas even put the domain name up for sale on eBay with a starting price of $15,000. It wasn't until Christmas Day of last year when porn star Michael Lucas finally received word that the site could be his. "Money talks!" exclaims Lucas concerning the deal. "This whole deal shows that religious beliefs really can get shaken at the right price!"

The URL currently directs web-surfers to Lucas Entertainment's main site, www.LucasEntertainment.com. Lucas is currently deciding whether to create a separate, personal site with that URL.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers
for your recovery.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest
national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

"Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving their
jobs to India.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for
governor of California as a Republican.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then
demand their cooperation and money.

HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health
care to all Americans is socialism.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy
made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad
guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which
thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,
which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft
can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

The legendary Colt Studio has had a rejuvenation recently, as John Rutherford put his magic touch on the operation. Colt recently released John's first big production for the studio "Reload," starring, among others, the gorgeous bodybuilder Adam Dexter.  He has another one "in the can," called "Hog, The Leather File."  He spoke to me from his home in Michigan.

Mark:  What part of Michigan?
Adam:  Southwestern...no, wait, east, no, southeast. That's it. Southeast.
M:  Amazing you can find your way home.
A:  I let people give me directions, and I'm here.
M:: I don't know anything about you, cause there's no bio listed anywhere.  So who are you? Where did you come from?
A::  I had pictures on the BigMuscle.com website, and someone from Colt saw them and contacted me, asked me if I wanted to DO a Colt thing, I thought about it, said "Sure," and that's pretty much it. The "someone" was Manfred Speer, Colt's Talent Director -  he's a great guy and without him, none of this would have been possible.
M:   OK - Thanks for the conversation.  Goodbye.
A:   Really. That was it.  I'd never thought about doing anything like this.  It came as a big surprise. I definitely didn't consider myself to have a Colt "look."
M:   And now you're a Colt exclusive.
A;  Yes I am. I get to do four more scenes for them.
M:   How is John Rutherford?
A:   He is a great person to work with. It was fascinating to watch how he does things. I figured with all the respect he's given, there must be something to it. I was so impressed - I have many John Rutherfofd movies, I realized how close he was to my heart.
M:   Do you have a real job?
A:   Yes, I do business development and IT design. It's kind of a boring job, but I hope this will spice up my relatively dull existance.
M:   Was the experience of making a movie what you expected it to be?
A:   I had an excellent time.  It was quite entertaining.
M:  I've never heard it described quite that way before by a performer.
A:   Everything was so relaxed and interesting, especially for someone who'd never done anything like this before. It was very professional but it was also fun.
M:   Did you hae any preconeived ideas of what this might lead to?
A:   I figured that, if there was interest, then, sure. I'd like that. 
M:  What got you into the bodybuilding thing?
A:   It keeps me grounded. I started lifting weights when I was in the Army.  I was in for 5 years.
M:  Did you like it?
A:   Actually, I did.  That was also a lot of fun. It was a pain-free life.
M:   You're obviously easily pleased. Are you a porn fan?
A:   Oh God, yes.  I'm a big fan of fitness-type guys; actually, I have a broad range, from hairy muscle guys to clean-shaven muscle type guys.
M:   Some names, please.
A:   I like a lot of the European guys. 
M:   The ones with names you can't pronounce.
A:   Pretty much.  The one they call Pavel...Pavel Novotny.  Josh Weston - I like him a lot.  I have a wide range of taste. When I look at porn, I look at the technique.
M:   Is there anything you'd like to do on screen?
A:   Well, I'm a top, so the "bottom" thing isn't for me.  I'd have to think, what would I want to do in porn that I haven't already done in real life.
M:   So let's talk about your real life - sounds like that could be pretty interesting.
A:   So far, on film, I've only done a solo and a dungeoun scene, and I'd already done those in real life.  I went to a couple of Hard Body parties in Miami, they were fun. And when I was Toronto, I tried out a few bathouses.  I tried the bathhouses in NY a couple of times, but nothing happened.  But the eye candy was interesting.
M:   So you've been around the block a little.
A:   A wee bit.  I'm still trying to make it all the way around the block. 
M:  Anything you WOULDN'T do on film?
A:   It depends on the person, I think.  I'm a big fan of rimming.  If I'm with a guy and the chemistry isn't there, it won't work.
M:  So you can get into any scene.
A:   I've been known...
M:   How was the chemistry in "Hog?"
A:   We had a nice chemistry.  Toby O'Connor was a little white boy, and I was his master.  He was in a cage, then I put him in a sling.  It wasn't really about intimacy.
M:  Have you seen the completed film yet?
A:   I can't watch myself.  I'm too critical. When I saw my solo in "Reload," I'm sort of like Gwyneth Paltrow when she sees herself on screen. 
M:  So you're really enjoying all this...?
A:   The interview?  Why sure.
M:  No silly, I mean the movies. 
A:  I'm a big "Dr. Who" fan - the Tom Baker/Dr. Who.  He said, "Never anticipate anything because you only disappoint yourself.  Enjoy the ride for what it is."
M:  So to speak. Any goals?
A:  I'd like to get the GayVN Performer of the Year award. Or Newcomer of the Year.  That would be great.
M:  How's your love life outside of the movies?.
A:  I don't really get to have sex that often. I just don't seem to meet people I'm interested in, or who are interested in me.  Plus, I live in what Men's Fitness magazine calls the "fattest area of the country."  I have a thing for people to be fit, not necessarily muscle-bound, but at least fit. Nothing hanging over the side.  I only get to have sex three or four times a year.
It's kind of sad existance.
M:   Won't be, once they read this. There will be a sudden influx of hunky guys into Michigan.
A:   That was one of the reasons why I decided to do porn. That way, they (the movie makers) can seek out guys for me.
M:   So you're sort of using Colt as a "dating service,"
A:   I sort of hope this will all help my social life out just a little bit more. I don't drink and I don't do drugs.  For some people, that's a turn-off.  I can be quite the fun person without being on anything.  I don't judge anyone on the recreational activities they partake, but don't count me out just because I don't do it.
M:  The movie "Hog" will be released shortly - then what?
A:  I get to do four more scenes on my contract.  I'm actually looking very forward to it.  Hopefully, they'll be done sooner than later, cause I'm getting very horny.

It's been a couple of months since the Bad Boy of Porn was involved in a serious automobile accident.� Shortly thereafter, all kinds of stories were showing up on the internet, about his health, about whether or not he would ever make another movie, even some who expressed doubts as to whether an accident ever occurred. Where is he now? What's with his self-made "Totally Billy" movie?� Is he still with Forest Entertainment?� Will he do an interview while sitting on a dildo?� These are questions - we have answers.

Mark:� There was someone who wanted you to do an interview wihile sitting on a dildo.
Billy:� Yes - a glass one, at that.
M:� Are you dildo-free at the moment?
B:� Most definitely.
M:� How is your new movie "Totally BIlly" doing?

B:� Great - it's not the kind of movie for everyone who wants to buy porn.� It's for the diehard fans who want to get behind the scenes and see exactly what I go through to do a photo shoot or a scene.�
M:� How's your relationship with David Forest - is he still your agent?
B: � Sure is - he represents me.� He's my advisor as well.�
M: � Are you all recovered from your accident?
B: �� As much as I'm going to be. I still have some chest pain and some back pain. I still have a cracked vertebrae in the back of my neck. It's not causing me any complications - I think that my collarbone is fully healed.
M: �� So you're all set to go out and do dancing gigs.�
B: � � There'll be some pain, but, like they say, if there's no pain, there's no gain.� I like pain.�
M: �� Now there's something we could get into at another time.� Are you all caught up with your medical bills?
B: �� No.� I had no medical insurance. I have not paid my medical bills yet.� I may have to file bankrupcy. One of the reasons for that is, I just found out I am a victim of identity fraud. I discovered I have three Social Security numbers. I can't open a bank account, get a cell phone, any type of loan for my medical bills.� It's something I have to deal with.� It's my New Year's resolution to get my finances in order. � ��
M: � You're out in Ohio now, right?
B: �� Yeah, I'm staying here for a while, seeing how things develop.� It's better than some places.
M: � How's your "Down To Earth" movie for GAI doing?
B: �� Good, they tell me.� I was happy with the way it turned out, tho I would have liked to have had a couple more scenes in it. It was a good shoot.� There was less drama, the director� actually spoke to me - he communicated with me.
M: �� Do you enjoy the club dates?
B: �� That's my passion, because I get the chance to meet the people.� If I can't meet the people, there's no point to my doing anything else.� The fans are what keep me going.�
M: �� WIll you be making up the gig you missed in Jacksonville because of the accident?
B: �� Yes, we're doing that February 20th.
M: �� Let's talk about the accident.
B: � � I was not drunk.� My car wasn't in tip-top shape. The car flew over me and almost landed on me.� If I had been thrown five feet more. I would have been crushed by the car.� The doctor told me when I went in for my first check-up, he was surprised that I was actually 75% healed.� He said he had never seen anyone heal that quickly in two weeks.�
M: �� I'm sure you heard that there were those who believed that you were not in an accident at all.� How did that make you feel?
B: � � That really bothered me, to say the least.� I don't know what I could have done to make people believe that it actually happened.� Those people are just...well, assholes.� I was just very lucky not to have gotten hurt worse than I did.�
M: �� So you're a little more careful when you're behind the wheel� now.
B: � � I don't drive at all right now.� I haven''t since the accident.�
M: � Did you lose your license?
B: �� No, but I just have no need to drive, and I haven't psychologically recoverd from the accident.� Even when someone else is driving, I still get nervousness and butterflies in my stomach. It freaks me out.� I'll get back when I'm five feet off the ground in a big truck with big tires.� I don't like flying unless I'm in a plane.
M: � � Any problems with drugs?
B: � � I don't do drugs - I've been clean for about a year now.
M: � � Are you ever going to bottom in a movie?
B: � � I'll do it for the right price.� When companies finally get off their high horse and pay someone who's worth the money.�
M: � � Would you want to write and/or direct a movie?
B: � � I'm thinking about doing a movie called "Billy Back in Black."� It will be a full hard-core movie.� That's what my plans are.�
M: �� Let's talk about that pain thing you mentioned earlier - what's on your mind?
B: � � The next film I'm thinking of doing will be something that's never been done by a blonde, blue-eyed boy before.� I would ba a master. I will be the one that does all the beatings, get the guys to do what I want them to do.� I think that would be different.� It's an idea that might not fly with a lot of my fans, but it will get a lot of the fetish fans.�