More Nate Christianson

As a follow-up to an earlier blog entry regarding Men Magazine's Man of the Year, the guy who tied with Zeb Atlas for the title is, as you recall, Nate Christianson. Well, an eagle-eyed fan of this site pointed me to a bodybuilding site that features a video by a guy named Dave Nathan. The picture of Dave Nathan below looks an awful lot like our Nate Christianson, so we can assume they're one and the same.

Apparently he has done an "instructional" bodybuilding video. Click here to see a hot little Quicktime video clip from it. Here is the description:

Hailing from Portland, Oregon, Dave Nathan, at 6'2", 235 lbs., has placed first in his last 3 Competitions (The 2003 Oregon Ironman, Northwest Naturals and Emerald Cup), and shows you step-by-step how he built his contest-winning physique. Dave also demonstrates each required contest pose to enable any serious bodybuilder to display his physique at its best. The video also features Dave's inspirational, trophy-winning posing routine.
Running time: 51 Minutes.

Visit the RealWorkOutsInc.com site to see more about Dave Nathan and several other young bodybuilders that are just too perfect for words!

For a guy who has only done one solo video, there certainly has been a lot of interest in Zeb Atlas, but between the two, I am starting to lean more towards Nate Christianson / Dave Nathan myself. What do you think?

Mary ChristmASS

End of the Year Lists Pt. 2

Here is an update to J.C. Adams End of the Year Lists, and there is still time to vote! There were some very spirited comments in the first batch of nominations, it's going to get really heated now!

For the next two weeks, through January 4th, the "Adams Report" staff will collect names for the preliminary ballot. No more names (or scenes) will be accepted after that date. Then we'll get to the hardcore voting. In the meantime, you are free to vote for the names already on the ballot.

Please make use of the e-mail address (JCAdamsXXX@aol.com) and join the debate!

And as Sister Roma! explains, Hot House's new exclusive, Dick Wolf has not let fame go to his head!

"Hey!!

XOXO
ROMA! "

Zeb Atlas Tied Up

One of my personal delights of 2003 was the discovery of Zeb Atlas, and then a second time with chest hair! He's tied with blond muscle god Nate Christianson for the coveted title of Men Magazine's Man of the Year.

Here is how the editors of Men Magazine explained how Zeb Atlas got "tied up" with Nate Christianson: The 2003 Man of the Year issue is finally here, and you won't believe the results! We know what you're thinking as you gaze lustily at this cover: Oh my, how would I ever choose between Zeb and Nate? Well, you don't have to. The results were too close to call and, for the first time ever, we've declared a tie. What Zeb gained in Internet voting, Nate made up for in mail-in votes, and together they're your Men of the Year. It couldn't happen to two nicer, studlier guys!

Zeb Atlas has also done a solo video. Zeb Atlas kicks off a brand new video series dedicated to showcasing the hottest Body Image models ever! In this up-close-and-personal video Zeb Atlas flexes to maximum capacity then gets down and dirty with some blistering solo action. This superstar on the rise also submits to an intimate interview followed by an exclusive slide show. If you think you've seen all there is to see of Zeb Atlas, think again. This one's gonna knock you out!

Between Nate Christianson and Zeb Atlas, who is your favorite?

Transgendered Toadfish

The San Francisco Chronicle reports about new studies into a very interesting breed of native fish in the Bay Area. Males come in two types, the butch males that make loud humming noises to attract females, and female-impersonating males that are hung bigger, keep quiet, and sometimes pick up "trade".

Read on for more details and clip here for an audio file to hear the mating call.

Most Sausalito, California residents know the humming toadfish, whose loud and incessant underwater droning all summer long keeps angry shore dwellers and houseboat residents awake for nights.

The sound of the dominant Type 1 is more likely to attract the females. But the Type 2 has developed an interesting strategy. By mimicking the females in appearance, it may attract a dominant male that attempts copulation. At times, the meek males end up fertilizing the females along with the dominant ones. Type II or "sneaker" males are smaller males that cannot produce the sustained humming of the larger fish. Unable to attract females, sneaker males frequent nests, darting in to fertilize eggs while the larger males are vocalizing. Sneaker males, though smaller overall, have much larger reproductive organs comprising up to 15 percent of their body weight, compared to 1 percent for the Type I fish.

I weigh 170 pounds. If I were a Type 2 "Sneaker" Toadfish, my dick would weigh 25.5 pounds. How much would yours weigh?

Queer Eye for the Straight Dictator

Jeff Stryker Xmas Greeting

Click here for a Christmas greeting from Jeff Stryker:

http://www.jeff-stryker.com/strykersanta.html

I just saw Mr. Stryker this past September, still looks pretty good. He even lifted his shirt to show off his six pack...

Trendy Vintage Porn

TREND IN NEW DVD VERSIONS OF OLD ADULT VIDEO CLASSICS IS FUELED BY NOSTALGIA AND YOUNGER VIEWERS, SAYS AVN IN DECEMBER �03 ISSUE

CHATSWORTH, CALIFORNIA- (December 16, 2003) - The�XXX video tapes that fed the burgeoning home VCR boom of the 1980s�� titles like �Debbie Does Dallas� and �Behind the Green Door� � are enjoying a new life cycle as DVDs, according to AVN, the authority on adult entertainment.

�The digital video disc has opened up a whole new market for what at least some believe are still the finest examples of erotic cinema � movies shot by filmmakers before video cameras opened the door to the amateurs,� writes Jared Rutter in the lead story of the December 2003 issue of AVN, which is titled: �Classic Porn on DVD: Good for Lots of Things Besides the Obvious.�

Feeding the boom in DVD versions of the classics are nostalgia��from buyers who remember this stuff first-hand� plus the need for �starter kits� of adult classics being purchased by younger viewers (because �someone turns 18 every day�) and the necessity for video stores to offer a full line of product in DVD.

Among the early porn stars and films enjoying a new life in DVD are Marilyn Chambers in��Resurrection of Eve� and �Behind the Green Door,� Gloria Leonardin �The Opening of Misty Beethoven,� Linda Lovelace in �Deep Throat,��Kay Parker in �Kate and the Indians,��Bambi Woods in �Debbie Does Dallas� and Georgina Spelvin in �The Devil in Miss Jones.�

�What really distinguishes the �70s movies and sets them forever apart from those later years were qualities of spirit, carried over from the rebellious 1960s: impertinence, insouciance, humor (sometimes even wit) and a rambunctious, all-consuming, mostly joyful sexuality,� Rutter writes. �Behind the patchy technical quality exists a brave old world of still-vibrant erotic entertainment.�

About AVN: AVNis the leading independent authority in adult entertainment, covering the industry �In Print, In Person and Online.� Its flagship monthly magazine is AVN, providing comprehensive industry coverage for more than 20 years, while its sister monthly AVN Online covers the thriving adult Internet business. AVN also publishes cutting edge industry e-newsletters and operates the leading adult industry trade shows Adult Entertainment Expo and Internext, the consumer show Erotica LA, and online content through the AVN.com news and information portal. AVN also hosts the annual AVN Awards ceremony every January in Las Vegas.�For more information visit AVN.com.

End of the Year Lists

VIEW THE UPDATED LISTS FROM 12/23/03

Columnist J.C. Adams wants YOU to vote for the best porn performers of the year, and there is still time to cast your votes! Write to him at JCAdamsXXX@aol.com . These are the results so far as quoted from his column:

Last week I began soliciting nominees for the latest iteration of the "Adams Report" Readers Poll for Best Newcomer, Best Sex Scene and Performer of the Year. We usually collect a few hundred ballots from the far-flung readers of this column for a fairly accurate look at the cream of the crop (no pun intended) of the past year. And frankly speaking, I like being able to give these guys a bit of a pat on their back for their hard work.

Barrett Long; Tag Adams; Bobby Brennan; Carlo Cox; Johnny Hazzard; Cal Jackson; Ollie Kicks; Rob Ramos; Marco Rochelle; Nick Thomas; and Wilson Vasquez.

Billy Brandt Recovered

XXX "bad boy," BILLY BRANDT spoke to his agent on the phone �today (Sun., Dec. 14), and �stated:

"Enough with all the drama ... I'm healed (from my recent car accident), my body is ripped and I'm ready to make money.� Get me �CLUB DATES �(dancing/stripping), some�
MEET THE STARS� connections (Billy now lives�near Columbus, OH) and, for the right deal, I'm available for a�NEW MOVIE."

The last time Billy Brandt was mentioned here, 17 people made comments, and they are still coming in. Is he a bigger star than I thought?

Absolute Arid by Falcon Studios Starring: Billy Brandt, Cameron Dalton, Craig Everest, Josh Kane, Sean Kirby, Anthony Lafont, Dylan Reece, Matt Spencer, Spike Director: John Rutherford See what happens when you combine great gay porn & the Australian outback! Wide open Australian spaces and tight horse-hung Falcon bodies, Arid is a scorching work of art. Full length version of this movie available at NakedSword. Free sample clips: 350K | 100K | 56K

Free Gay Porn Movie Clips

Want to see free movie clips? Want to see NEW clips every day? Click the new "Now Playing" banner on the right, come back tommorrow. Repeat everyday.

To get an idea what's being shown, today's 2 minute selections are:

To The Max by Hot House
Starring: Eric Evans, Mike Roberts, Robert Black, Frank Parker, Erik Michaels, Tom Penn, Brent Banes, Jack Stuart, Eric Payne, and Mark Pulver

Cock Tail Gang Bang by Jet Set
Starring and Eastern European cast.

Wrestling Team by US Male
Starring Jan Dvorak, Lukas Arthurs, Wilem Cage and others.

Lockerroom Rumbles 3 by On Top Productions
Starring Brent Banes, Kurt Wolfe, Paul Carrigan

Portrait of Dorian Gay By Bijou Films
Starring Chris Travis, Jack Simms, Greg Sands, Norm Perry, Terry Roberts, Tom Whise, Alex Devron

Today you'll see a 2 minute segment from each movie, then tommorrow, the plot will advance to the next 2 minute segment of the movie. If you come back everyday, you will eventually see the entire movie. Kind of like watching All My Children.

Did I mention these clips are FREE?

Steve Reeves

"Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie"
-Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Do you like gladiator movies, Bobby? ... Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
-Airplane, the Movie

Governor Arnold was born around 1948 and around that time a guy named Steve Reeves was already winning bodybuilding titles. After winning Mr. World and Mr. Universe, Steve Reeves took his trophies (and his gorgeous face) to Hollywood. Until Arnold began to make a name for himself in the mid to late 70's, Steve Reeves was the most famous actor/bodybuilder for many years.

From his web site, SteveReeves.com, here are Steve Reeves' bodybuilding titles:

1946 - Mr. Pacific Coast� (This contest would remain the Mr. Pacific Coast, Contest held in Portland Oregon)
1947 - Mr. Pacific Coast ��(This would become the Western America the following year. Contest held in Los Angeles) ����
1947 - Mr. America (Contest held in Chicago)
1948 - Mr. USA (2nd place)
1948 - Mr. Universe (2nd place)�
1948 - Mr. World (Contest held in Cannes France)
1949 - Mr. USA (3rd place)�
1950 - Mr. Universe (Contest held in London England)

According to Steve himself, these are his best measurements during his bodybuilding days.� These measurements were taken "COLD"� - without being pumped before the days workout.

Height: 6' 1"�
Weight: 216
Shoulder Breath: 23 1/2"
Neck: 18 1/2"
Chest: 52"
Waist: 29"
Hips: 38"
Biceps: 18 1/4"
Forearms: 14 3/4"
Wrists: 7 1/4"
Thighs: 26"
Calves: 18 1/4"
Ankles: 9 1/4"
*Sorry, dick size is not mentioned on his website....

Okay, maybe it's wishful thinking or maybe I'm just reading too much into it, but what is going on in that beach photo? (click to enlarge) The girls looked "placed" in the shot (although the gardenia one piece is de-voon!), and the young boys seem to be "hovering" around the beefcake with a little too much interest. And the guy with the pointer, I don't want to know...

The Hercules photo is just what you'd expect to see on a movie set - flaming queens rushing over from the costume department to fuss with the loincloth and rub baby oil on the Herculean muscles between each take. And what queen decided that Hercules should wear platform sandals?
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Matt Summers - Dream Team

Matt Summers has been chosen as Dream Team member for December 2003. This means that the twelve positions of the Dream Team have now been selected. Next comes the task of deciding who will be first ever NakedSwordsman of the year 2003. Who will he be? What will he win? Will there be a reality TV show about him? All will be revealed in good time.

Watch these free video clips to see Matt Summers in action.

Finish Me Off by Rascal Video
| 350K | 100K | 56K |

Peep Show by Rascal Video
| 350K | 100K | 56K |

Oh, and please ignore that the printing on Matt's tshirt is backwards!

Here are some quotes from Unzipped Magazine about Matt Summers:

Red-hot newcomer Matt Summers was bopping around a hotel pool in Orlando on the Fourth of July 2001 when a bar boy approached him with an unusual message. "He said this porn star had spotted me and wanted to meet me," Summers recalls. "So we met, and right away he said, 'You should be doing porn.' I told him, 'You�re right. I should!'" Faster than you can say career change, this 26-year-old former accountant was signed to an exclusive contract by directrix Chi Chi LaRue's own production company, Rascal Video.

Surely Chi Chi won't be the only one left slack-jawed by Summers's unique talent: Ask him about his gag reflex (or lack thereof) and he'll flash a devilish grin, grip his Adam's apple, and manipulate it back and forth easily. "I can take pretty much any size and width of cock with no problem," he says proudly as we shove our tongues back into our mouths. "Good thing I�m a porno star!" And good thing we've got VCRs. Here, Matt wraps his mouth around the secrets to giving good head and why happiness lies at the back of his throat.


On stuffing his face:
"I've got a very big mouth. Everyone says so. [Laughs] Anything I can fit into my mouth, I can throat."

On oral sex:
"Don't use your teeth! It�s no fun raking them against someone's cock. And don't forget to breathe through your nose. That's very important if you don't want to pass out with your mouth full of dick."

On throating a huge cock:
"Believe me, it's all in the angle."

Giving a better blow job:
"You have to listen to your partner while you suck. Listen to how he�s breathing, listen to his moans, and watch how his body shakes or quivers when you do certain things. That�s when you�ll know if you�re doing something right. Every guy is different, so you have to be observant."

The biggest he�s ever had:
"I just met him in New York City. He was about as long and as thick as my arm�no kidding. I was amazed! I have never seen one so big, but I got it down!"

On watching pornography:
"I prefer the straight stuff. The guys doing straight porn nowadays are hot�and they�re aggressive, which really turns me on."

Good thing he can read:
"I didn�t watch videos as much as read about the porn industry. I picked up the magazines and read up on who was doing what and to whom. So, I was prepared. The weirdest part about making it is all the people in the room! [Laughs] I was nervous, excited...horny. Well, I'm always horny."


Words by J.C. Adams

Experience the sextraordinary in the latest issue of Unzipped Monthly, on sale now.

Chi Chi's Little Rascals

NakedSword.com has added another important studio to it's roster, Chi Chi LaRue's Channel 1/Rascal Video. There are currently 10 new movies available on the site:

Off the Street 2
Off the Street Paris
Lured to Costa Rica
Class of 2004
Turn of Events
Latin Injection
Slap Happy
Lost Exit
Locked Up

But I am most interested in watching Live And Raw - the Movie with Kyle Kennedy, Nino Bacci, Caesar, Logan Reed, Casey Williams, Tuck Johnson, Jason Hawke, Jackson Price, Michael Brandon, Hans Ebson, Eric Evans, Spike, Brent Banes, Nick Young, and Joey Davis. Those shots of Caesar at his pre-ballooned prime totally hooked me in. Don't bother me for the next 20 minutes...

John Waters' Flop

I recently visited the opening of John Waters' art show at the Rena Bransten Gallery.

The show is called "Flop" and his medium is to take photos of things on TV and make a colage out of it. He also made colages out of stacks and stacks of 3 by 5 notecards that were once his "to do" lists. There is definitely some irony in John Waters touring his art shows around after poking fun at the art world in "Pecker".

And speaking of peckers... Has John Waters been an influence on porn? I'd say he's probably the BIGGEST influence in the way porn has evolved, especially in the beginning. Put a group of gay men together for a few hours, and at least one reference to a John Waters film will inevitably come up. ("My daughter does NOT have bugs! My Tracy is a clean teen!") Quoting John Waters movies is especially prevelant among our little community of rentboys and twisted ex-film students. ("Who wants to be FAMOUS??! Who wants to DIE for art?")

I'm sure there are plenty of examples of gay porn movies that were influenced by John Waters movies, at least in the acting style. Off the top of my head, I can think of three 1970's movies: Non-Stop (with a birthday party featuring naked waiters and a drag queen that pops out of casket), Drive (a sadistic drag queen with a plan to rule the world), Casey (Casey Donovan in a dual role as himself and his fairy godmother), and two more recent comedies Porn Academy and Devil Is A Bottom. Watch these movies and tell me the humor didn't get influenced by John Waters.

Despite the fact that most new porn movies have no plot at all, I still feel that John Waters encouraged a whole generation of film makers to pick up a camera and shoot something, even if it is low budget.

And if you have ever seen Chi Chi LaRue's stage show, I think she'd be the first to admit that she got a lot of her inspiration from Divine, too.

I'm sure I'm missing a lot of references and influences to John Waters films, if you think of any, please add your comments.

The "A" List

Here is a link to "The A List" of Hollywood gossip, past and present. Find out who's reported to be gay, bi or merely Friend of Dorothy, and why they are famous.