Gay Marriage

Now that Gay Marriages are occurring in Canada, Miss MANners has some suggestions:

1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to see
each other at the gym.

2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should
have: Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something
dirty.

3) It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the parents to have
an open bar during the entire ceremony.

4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating
any of the wedding cake because it's all carbs and sugar.

5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the
priest.

6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow
sticks, flags, whistles or hand held lasers.

7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is
always thrown in the face of a hated rival.

8) The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least 1 go-go
dancer.

9) The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing Let's Hear It For the
Boy, It's Raining Men or I Will Survive. (I disagree!)

10) The father of the Bottom pays for everything!