Ejaculator

According to this scientific study (with an entire 2.5 seconds of research behind it) these are the statistics from my long and successful j/o career:

"You have made 7.0416666666667 gallons and 58.765553166667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 75.111111111111 yards.
You have killed approximately 486,720,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2704 kittens."

Try it and post a comment with your results.

http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php