What a Jackass

Sure he's a mess, and he's going to get even messier quick, but MTV's favorite Jackass, Steve O, is still kinda hot in bad boy kinda way.

Johnny Knoxville is by far the cutest of the Jackass guys, but Steve O is the one who would probably let you suck him off if he got drunk enough (which seems to be his natural state these days.)

If Steve O wasn't getting paid to do stunts like stapling his scrotum to his leg, or lighting firecrackers in his ass, you know damn well he would be in a bunch of those "seduced straight guy" videos from companies like Body Shoppe or hidden camera videos from Angry Young Man.

Click the "continue" to read about how Steve O has been arrested in Stockholm after allegedly smuggling marijuana into the country by swallowing a condom full of the drug.

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STEVE-O DRUGS SHAME
"Jackass" star Steve-O has been arrested in Stockholm after allegedly smuggling marijuana into the country by swallowing a condom full of the drug.

The eccentric funnyman alerted the authorities himself, after he gave a interview to a Danish magazine last week claiming he had consumed the condom in order to smuggle drugs.

Swedish police stormed his hotel room last night, searched all his clothes and then arrested him before shipping him off to a local hospital.

They then demanded doctors give him an X-ray to locate any foreign bodies in his person.

After investigation, the medics confirmed there was a suspicious long, thin object in Steve-O's stomach.

Police, determined to catch the offending items the moment they reappear, have incarcerated the star in a specially-built cell where he is currently sitting astride a modified toilet, watched 24 hours a day by a team of trained guards.

Officers have confirmed Steve-O -- who is currently on tour in the country -- had both ecstasy and marijuana in his hotel room.

If found guilty, Steve-O is expected to serve time in jail.