Three Travolta-isms In One Day

Travolta-ism One: I wore my 1970's style powder blue three piece polyester suit to the gay porn awards.

Travolta-ism Two: Talked to Paul Baressi who claimed to be John Travolta's love back in the day.

Travolta-ism Three: Arriving in LA and reminicent of "Get Shorty", they ran out of compact cars at the rental agency, so they gave me a mini-van.

Travolta: "Hey, what is this? I ordered a Cadillac!"
Rental Agent: "We're outta Cadillacs."
Travolta: "I don't want no fucking mini-van."
Rental Agent: "It's the Cadillac of mini-vans."