SOUTH PARK ON THE MARK

Once again, last night's new episode of South Park hit the nail on the head. Half the town was pro-war and half the town was against the war, so Cartman went back in time to 1776 to see what the founding fathers would say about the war in Iraq.

It's hard to explain out of context, but fourth grade slacker Cartman made the astounding discovery that the country was purposely created to "say one thing and do another". Like I said, it's hard to explain out of context but the creators of South Park made a brilliant statement and actually got an animated show on the air about a war that was only 22 days old. (P.S. The show has been renewed with options to go through 2006!)

Here's a tasteful link to the annual Montana Testicle Festival. Each year they deep fry bull testicles (otherwise known as Rocky Mountain Oysters) as an excuse for cowboys to drink, show there balls and look at saggy boobs on fat broads. I told you it was tasteful, but here's one hot cowboy showing his hangtown fries.

But enough about cartoons and cowpokes, let's talk porn.

Last night I watched Raging Stallions's double DVD set of "The Dirty Director". It's up for five awards at the GayVN's including Chris Ward as Best Director and Micheal Soldier as Best Actor.

The movie is best described as "reality porn". Though they are acting, they are talking about being in a porn video production, which they are, even though it's still fictional. Did I lose you again?

I also watched L'Elisir D'Amore from Lucas Kazan Productions. He's been making beautiful porn videos in Europe for quite a long time. This one was shot in an old resort town in Italy utiltizing a lot of old stone buildings, gorgeous beaches and sunsets as backdrops. There is something about shooting in locations with old European cobblestone streets that gives an air of sophistication and romance to to any production whether it's porn or a Doris Day movie.

Oh, and how are the men in the movie? Mama Mia, they sure grow 'em big and healthy!

This one is up for 8 GayVN awards.